PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Jacko Parantainen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jimbo Slice (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!

Parantainen
vs
Slice

210 cm
27
190 lbs
9 - 7 - 0

187 cm
27
186 lbs
10 - 7 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
Experienced

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jacko Parantainen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jimbo Slice!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Frank Dennis and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Slice takes the fight into the clinch.
Slice stalls.
Slice connects with a nasty looking knee right to Parantainen's face.
Parantainen tries to pull guard but Slice forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Parantainen jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Slice walks away with a smile on his face. Parantainen gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Slice feints a jab promting Parantainen to slip. Slice then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Parantainen slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.

Parantainen clinches with his opponent.
Slice misses with the head strike.
Slice misses with a short punch on the inside.
Slice can't find room to land a body shot as Parantainen controls the action.

Parantainen jumps guard and drags Slice to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Parantainen wants to sweep but no luck.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Slice lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Parantainen looking to control but Slice passes into half guard.
Parantainen wants to improve his position but Slice is controlling well.

Parantainen looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Slice throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.

Parantainen looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Parantainen wants to get back to full guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Parantainen won't allow Slice to pass to mount.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Parantainen tries to get to full guard but Slice has control of the leg.
Slice is trying to control the action in half guard but Parantainen is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.

Parantainen has guillotine here! It looks pretty tight! Could this be all over! No, Slice escapes and passes into side control at the same time. Nice work there by Slice!
Parantainen is trying to improve his position.
Parantainen is not content to let Slice control the position.
Parantainen manages to work his way to half guard, despite Slice's best efforts.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slice passes to side control.
Slice scoring with punches and elbows.
Slice working the ground and pound.
Parantainen really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Slice trying to control the position but Parantainen is working away.
Slice cracks Parantainen with a big elbow.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Parantainen is trying to get back to half guard.
Parantainen is trying to control Slice's posture but Slice avoids it.
Slice working the head with strikes.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Parantainen is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Slice passes to side control.
Parantainen is trying to control Slice's posture but Slice avoids it.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Parantainen tries to bench press Slice off him but Slice keeps the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jimbo Slice dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Parantainen with a poor takedown
and Slice cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Slice lands with a straight right. Parantainen didn't see that one coming.
Parantainen thuds a left hand into Slice's body.

Slice darts in and clinches Parantainen up against the cage.
Slice lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Slice doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Parantainen wants a takedown.
Parantainen is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Parantainen is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Slice is defending well.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jacko Parantainen. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A short right from Slice.
Slice lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Slice scores with a shot to the side of Parantainen's head.
Slice stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Slice fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Parantainen is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Slice pulls him back up using the underhooks.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Slice working aggressively here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Slice lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Slice lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Parantainen blocks an uppercut.
Parantainen is working for takedown but Slice is calmly controlling the position for now.
Slice throws a punch but it's blocked by Parantainen.
Slice goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Slice lands a left hand that snaps the head of Parantainen backwards.

Parantainen is rocked!
Slice gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Oh Parantainen is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!

It looks like Jacko Parantainen has been cut.
Slice doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Parantainen has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Slice after a bit of a struggle.
Slice lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Parantainen is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Slice goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Slice holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Slice throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Parantainens head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Slice prevents a takedown attempt there.
Parantainen seems to have got his legs back now.
The referee is keeping an eye on Slice - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Slice lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Slice throws a head punch that misses.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Slice is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Parantainen takes a shot to the head.
Parantainen blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Slice working aggressively here.
Slice lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Slice misses with a hook from the clinch.
Parantainen wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Slice fails to land.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Parantainen wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Slice tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Parantainen prevents a body shot from Slice.
Slice goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Parantainen is trying to break the clinch but Slice has him pressed against the cage.
A nice left hand lands by Slice.
Parantainen prevents a body shot from Slice.
Slice scores with a shot to the side of Parantainen's head.
Parantainen prevents a body shot from Slice.
Slice struggles to land a body shot inside as Parantainen controls his hands.
Parantainen drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Slice presses Parantainen against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Slice working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Slice misses with a shot to the kidneys.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Slice is pushing Parantainen up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Nice body punch from Slice - that landed with a thud.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Slice lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Slice lands with a short shot to the head.
Slice misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Slice lands a body punch in the clinch.
A hook to the body from Slice.
Slice tries to work over Parantainen's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Parantainen is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Slice pulls him back up using the underhooks.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Slice unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Slice is working Parantainen over against the cage.
Jimbo Slice seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Slice lands a hook to the side of the head.
Slice scores with a nice hook to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jimbo Slice showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Jacko Parantainen's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!

Slice works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Slice lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Slice throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Parantainen moves forwards but Slice connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Slice fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Slice lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Parantainen with a poor takedown
and Slice finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Slice keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Slice connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Slice moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Slice throws a quick inside leg kick.
Jacko Parantainen seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Slice misses with a kick to the body.

Slice takes the fight into the clinch.
Parantainen jumps guard but Slice stands there with Parantainen around his waist. Parantainen gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jacko Parantainen. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Slice lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Slice fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Slice has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Slice lands a nice shot to the body.
Slice pushes Parantainen back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Parantainen is trying to break the clinch but Slice is controlling him.
Slice misses with a hook from the clinch.
Parantainen blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Slice lands with a right to the head.
Slice lands with a right to the head.
Parantainen wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Good body shot from Slice.
A short left from Slice.
Slice misses with a hook from the clinch.
Jacko Parantainen has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Slice lands a right hand that snaps the head of Parantainen backwards.
A head punch on the inside from Slice fails to land.
Parantainen is looking for a takedown.
Slice taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Slice lands a right hand that snaps the head of Parantainen backwards.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Slice drops Parantainen onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Parantainen is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
Slice working aggressively here.
Parantainen tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Slice smiles and moves away.
Slice comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Slice throws a right and a left that both miss.
Parantainen misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Slice gets in close and tags Parantainen with a short punch that almost sends Parantainen to the mat! Oh Parantainen is in big trouble! He turns his back on Slice, trying to create some distance but Slice rushes him, striking wildly and Parantainen goes down! The referee tackles Slice into the cage to end the fight! Slice is one violent man!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:58 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jimbo Slice!