PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Ball Sack Jr (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chael Sauna (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Sack Jr
vs
Sauna

185 cm
24
173 lbs
9 - 4 - 0

185 cm
20
185 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

Good takedowns
Solid boxing
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Ball Sack Jr!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Chael Sauna!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fray, Paul Gruel and Ryoma Takatsuka.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sauna's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Sack Jr connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Sauna scrambles back to his feet.
A big right from Sauna misses.

Sauna darts in and clinches Sack Jr up against the cage.
Sauna throws a head punch that misses.
Sauna misses with the head strike.
Sauna fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Sauna fails to land.
Sauna misses with a short punch on the inside.
Sauna has a couple of punches blocked by Sack Jr.
Sack Jr is trying to break free.
Sack Jr looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Sack Jr working hard to break the clinch.
Sauna tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Sauna misses with the head strike.
Sauna wants a takedown but no success here.
Sauna tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Sack Jr blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Sack Jr tries to break the clinch but Sauna is controlling the position.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Sauna.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sauna lands a hook to the side of the head.
Sauna throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Sack Jrs head.
A head punch on the inside from Sauna fails to land.
Sauna working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Sack Jr wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.

Sack Jr breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Sauna swings for the body but Sack Jr moves out of range.
Sauna with a lazy takedown attempt
and Sack Jr counters with a nice uppercut.
Sack Jr dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Sack Jr steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Sauna.
Sauna throws a nice looking combination but Sack Jr bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Sack Jr lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Sauna circles away quickly and effectively.
Sauna throws a right hand that misses
and Sack Jr counters with a nice uppercut.
Sauna takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Sauna rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Sack Jr moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Sauna misses with a left hand
enabling Sack Jr to counter with a crisp jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Sauna fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Sack Jr manages to avoid it.
Sauna fails with the takedown
and Sack Jr comes in over the top with a devastating right hand! Sauna stumbles back against the cage, looking to regain his senses but Sack Jr is on him like rabid pit bull! Sauna slumps to the ground under a storm of punches and this fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:10 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ball Sack Jr!
A very excited looking Ball Sack Jr rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.