PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tony Stark (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bosko Brute (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Stark's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Iron Man. Brute is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by his teams song. Bosko Brute is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Stark
vs
Brute

207 cm
26
280 lbs
5 - 3 - 0

195 cm
22
280 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Tony Stark!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Bosko Brute!
The judges for this bout are Lou da Vinci, Joseph Jones and Reed Andrews.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Brute misses with the combination.
Brute slips under a jab.
Stark tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Brute manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Stark takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Stark uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Brute.
Stark slips a jab from Brute.
Stark moves in looking to clinch but Brute pushes him off.
Brute throws a body punch but Stark moves out of range.
Brute throws a jab when Stark was well out of range.
Brute digs a good body shot into Stark's ribs.
Brute throws a hook but Stark avoids it easily.
Brute fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Stark checks it well.
Stark throws a right and a left that Brute avoids nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Stark drops Brute with a beautiful combination! Brute stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Stark is looking for the KO!

It looks like Bosko Brute has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Stark ducks right into an uppercut from Brute.
Stark dodges the punch combination from Brute.
Brute swats away the attempt to clinch by Stark.
Stark slips a straight right by Brute.
Stark is looking to clinch.
Stark throws a lazy uppercut
and Brute counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Brute lands with a nice body punch.
Good shot there by Brute.

It looks like Tony Stark has been cut.
Brute lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Brute throws out a loose jab but Stark uses good head movement to avoid it.
A jab lands there for Stark.
Stark tries to clinch
and Brute counters with a left to the body.
Brute fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Brute lands a glancing blow to the side of Stark's head.

Stark is rocked!
Stark walks right into a perfectly timed right hook and goes down hard! He's out cold! The ref cradles Stark limp body while Brute jumps on to the cage and waves to the roaring crowd. Wow that was just a brutal knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Bosko Brute! Bosko Brute retains his heavyweight title!
Bosko Brute decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little.