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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Shane Luger (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Artie Lange (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Luger kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Right Here, Right Now - Fatboy Slim. Lange has chosen Fire - Bruce Springsteen as his entrance music. On his way into the cage it seems that Shane Luger has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Shane Luger seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?
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248 lbs
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224 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
10 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Shane Luger!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
9 - 3 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Artie Lange!
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Fujiwara, Hirohito Nitta and Shirou Masuda.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Luger moves out of range of the strikes.
Lange fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
A swing and a miss from Lange.
Lange throws out a loose jab but Luger uses good head movement to avoid it.
A slapping leg kick lands for Luger.
Lange stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Luger.
Lange lands with an overhand left.
Lange avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Luger tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Lange works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Lange tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Luger was well out of range. Poor timing from Lange.
Artie Lange seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Lange moves out of range as Luger throws a body kick.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Lange.
Luger bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Luger scores with a head kick. Lange tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Some wild striking there from Lange.
Luger connects with the punch.
Lange listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A slow jab from Lange misses its intended target.
Lange digs a good hook to Luger's body.
Luger is looking to clinch.
Lange swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Lange fails to land with a series of punches.
Lange throws an off balance right hand
and Luger counters with a stiff right hand.
Luger jabs at Lange's body.
Luger uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Lange.
Lange throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A looping hook to the body misses from Luger. Lange does a little dance to reset his feet.
Luger walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Lange closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Luger does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Lange thows a body shot but no joy.
Nice body punch from Lange.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Luger misses with a low kick as Lange jumps back.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lange throws a hook but Luger avoids it easily.
A good leg kick by Luger.
Luger lands a nice looking body shot.
Lange waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Luger.
Lange moves out of range of the body kick.
Lange misses with a series of wild punches.
Lange keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Luger.
Luger connects with a looping right hand.
A chopping leg kick lands by Luger.
Luger throws a shot from downtown. Lange moves away and avoids it.
Lange throws a hook to the side of Luger's head but Luger sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Lange pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Lange ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Luger moves away.
Luger is looking to land body kicks.
Lange misses with a two punch combination.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Luger just misses with a punch to the body.
Luger throws a low kick but Lange moves out of range easily.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Luger.
Lange misses with a straight right.
Luger misses with a body shot.
A punch combination from Lange misses.
Luger feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Langes jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Lange uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Luger.
Luger feints and then cracks Lange's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Lange down.
Lange swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Lange misses with a hook
and Luger counters with a nice kick to the body.
Lange throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Luger moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Lange takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Lange gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Luger throws the kick towards the body but Lange avoids it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A shot to the liver by Lange. Beautiful body shot.
Luger smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Luger lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Luger waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Lange.
Lange's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Luger misses with a kick to the body.
Both fighters circling a little - Luger finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Luger misses with a hook.
Luger uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Lange.
Luger throws a solid leg kick but Lange takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Luger.
Luger throws a shot to the body.
Luger throws a nice inside leg kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Lange swings for the body but Luger moves out of range.
Jab by Lange.
Lange misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Luger.
Lange misses with a double jab
and Luger makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Shane Luger dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Luger throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Lange throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Lange on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Luger. Luger obviously looking to wear him down.
Lange misses with a wild body shot.
A jab from Lange misses.
Lange takes one to the chin there.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Luger.
Luger misses with a hook. Lange ducked under it nicely.
Luger misses with a leg kick.
Luger scores with a jab. Lange acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Luger tried to score with a low kick but Lange checks it.
Luger feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Lange's calf.
An inside leg kick lands from Luger.
Lange lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Luger backs up against the cage.
Luger dodges the punch combination from Lange.
Luger moves away from the strike by Lange.
Luger is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Luger lands with a kick to the ribs.
Lange is breathing heavily.
Lange swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Lange on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Luger. Luger obviously looking to wear him down.
Luger wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Luger ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Lange moves away.
Shane Luger is winning the standup battle so far.
Luger throws an overhand right that lands on Lange's shoulder, as Lange tries to avoid the shot.
A telegraphed right hand from Lange misses the target.
Luger is looking to land body kicks.
Luger walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Lange checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Lange crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Luger - the referee stops the clock and Lange gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Luger. Lange manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Luger tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Lange was well out of range. Poor timing from Luger.
Luger fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Lange has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Lange takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Luger misses with an attempted mid kick.
Luger thows a body shot but no joy.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lange misses the shot to the body.
Luger pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Lange thows a left - swing and a miss!
Lange just misses with a punch to the body.
Luger throws a body kick that misses.
Luger throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Lange throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Luger throws a body kick that misses.
A looping hook to the body misses from Luger. Lange does a little dance to reset his feet.
Lange gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Lange swings widly with a right hand
and Luger counters with a nice low kick that buckles Lange's knee momentarily.
Lange tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Lange throws a jab but it's blocked by Luger.
Luger is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Lange sizes up Luger with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
A thudding body kick lands there by Luger!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Luger throws out a powerful jab.
Lange pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Lange takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
An inside leg kick lands from Luger.
Luger throws a jab when Lange was well out of range.
A clash of legs there as Lange blocks the low kick.
Lange looks to land a combination but Luger avoids it well.
Lange just misses with a punch to the body.
Luger connects with a good right hand that stumbles Lange. Lange circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Luger thows a body kick. Lange tries to catch it but that hurt him.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Luger misses with a body kick.
Luger fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Lange has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Jab by Luger.
Luger misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Lange.
Luger looking to land some kicks to the body here.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Luger throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Luger lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Luger throws a leg kick which misses Lange's front leg but catches the back leg as Lange tries to avoid it.
Luger tests Lange's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Lange has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Luger.
Luger lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Luger feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Langes jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Lange connects with a body shot.
Luger uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Lange.
Lange on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Lange takes a shot right to the bread basket.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Lange needs to keep his hands up - Luger had a free shot at his head there.
Luger scores with a decent looking hook.
Lange is rocked!
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Lange might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Luger has got the better of the exchanges.
Lange on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Lange is still on wobbly legs! Can Luger finish him?
Lange takes a shot to the body in his stride.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Shane Luger dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
Lange blocks a leg kick.
Lange seems to have recovered his senses.
Lange will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Lange jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Luger throws a body kick that misses.
Lange looks to land a combination but Luger avoids it well.
Lange throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Luger lands a nice shot that snaps Lange's head back.
Lange throws a lazy uppercut
and Luger counters with a good low kick that Lange was not able to check.
Some bone on bone action there as Lange checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Good shot there by Luger.
A shot to the liver by Luger. Beautiful body shot.
Lange chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Luger can pounce on him.
Luger misses with a kick to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lange just misses with a punch to the body.
Lange shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Lange takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Luger lands with a nice body punch.
Luger ducks under a wild hook from Lange.
Luger chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Luger cracks a nice hook into Lange's ribs.
Lange checks a low kick from Luger.
Luger feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Lange's calf.
Luger scores with a decent looking hook.
Lange has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Lange lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Luger explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Luger is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Lange can do to turn this around?
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Luger misses with a kick to the body.
Lange on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Luger. Luger obviously looking to wear him down.
That kick from Luger tenderised Lange's leg. Lange is trying to keep his angry face on.
Lange takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Luger closes the distance and lands a vicious right hand that drops Lange! Luger dives in looking to finish! Lange is still trying to defend himself but he's taking too many shots and the referee has no choice but to stop the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Shane Luger!
Shane Luger made sure to mention his sponsor, TFP Graphics - Pit Inc in his post fight interview.
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