PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Tony Tits (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jason Frank (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Jason Frank was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Tits
vs
Frank

170 cm
22
150 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

188 cm
22
155 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Tony Tits!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Jason Frank!
The judges for this bout are Yukihiro Yamamoto, Ren Mimura and Shigeki Sano.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tits misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Frank.

Frank shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in full mount! That's better than Frank was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Tits wants to try and get back to his feet.
Tits can't escape the position.
Frank really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Tits. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Frank looking to control and managing it successfully.
Tits really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Frank throws some wild stikes that Tits manages to avoid easily.
Frank thowing strikes but they're hitting the gloves, not doing any damage.
Frank controlling from the full mount.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Let's hope that Frank has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
Tits slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.
Tits is staying active underneath Frank, who seems content to just control the action from this position.

The ref calls for a clean break and stands the fighters back up. Jason Frank wasn't active enough on the ground.
Frank circles away from the clinch attempt.
Tits tries to clinch

and Frank counters by clinching up.

Tits gets the body lock takedown. After a quick scramble, Frank regains guard.

Tits drops back looking for a leg! Frank is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Frank manages to kick Tits off! Tits jumps back into Frank's guard.
Tits wants to pass the guard but Frank is keeping the position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Tits drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Tits jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Frank had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Tits defends it easily.
Tits is looking to work some ground and pound but Frank has wrist control.
Tits won't allow Frank to sweep him here.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Tits drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Tits jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.

Tits drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Frank manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Tits has Frank in his guard.

Tits looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Frank gets to his feet. Tits looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
Tony Tits seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Tits tries for a takedown but Frank sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Frank misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Tits is looking to clinch but Frank is avoiding it.

Frank drives through and clinches with Tits against the cage.

Frank drags the fight down to the ground.
Tits passes Frank's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Tits moves nicely into side control.
Frank looks gassed!

Tits wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Frank, who protects the arm well.

Tits tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Tits has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
You can see the frustration on Frank's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Frank is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tits throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
Tits working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards.

Tits has worked his way into a potential kimura here. Frank is trying to get out of the position but his squirming has just got him deeper into trouble. Tits yanks on the arm and Frank is forced to tap due to a very painful looking submission! Nice work by Tits.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Tony Tits!