PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between General Bonkers (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Damien Roads (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Bonkers
vs
Roads

210 cm
24
210 lbs
14 - 5 - 0

193 cm
23
214 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Hell's Balls Recovery (160)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 5 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, General Bonkers!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Damien Roads!
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Fujiwara, Yukihiro Shimada and Sosuke Kotani.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bonkers bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Roads's head backwards.
Bonkers keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Bonkers lands with a thumping leg kick.
Roads looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
General Bonkers seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bonkers tries a head kick but it misses.
Nice shot lands for Roads.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bonkers tries a head kick but it misses.
Roads lands a right hook to the body.
Bonkers throws a push kick but Roads slaps the foot to one side.
Bonkers explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Bonkers really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Bonkers tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Roads was well out of range. Poor timing from Bonkers.
Roads misses the shot to the body.
Bonkers fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Bonkers lands a nice shot to the body.
Roads is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Bonkers.
Bonkers moves into range and connects with a jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Bonkers fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Roads, pushing him back against the cage.
Roads is trying to maintain a safe position but Bonkers gets an underhook and turns Roads into the cage.
Bonkers keeps control of Roads as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Roads blocks a body shot from Bonkers.
Bonkers stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Roads wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Bonkers has him pressed against the cage.
Bonkers is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.

Roads pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Bonkers thows a body kick. Roads tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Roads circles away from the clinch attempt.
A nice leg kick lands there from Bonkers.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bonkers tests Roads's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Bonkers tries a head kick but it misses.
Roads thuds a left hand into Bonkers's body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Bonkers. Roads shrugs it off though.
Bonkers scores with a kick to the body.
Roads takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Bonkers lands a high kick!
Bonkers lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Roads looks gassed!
Bonkers connects with a high kick.
Bonkers moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Bonkers connects with a solid leg kick.
Roads throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Roads takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bonkers jabs Roads to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Bonkers connects with a single shot there.

Bonkers lands a big head kick that sends Roads tumbling to the mat! Bonkers takes a step backwards and waves Roads back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Roads is rocked!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Roads misses with a body punch
and Bonkers counters with an inside leg kick.
Roads is still on wobbly legs! Can Bonkers finish him?
Bonkers lets loose with a powerful body kick. Roads will feel that in the morning.
Bonkers scores with a jab to the jaw.
A chopping leg kick lands by Bonkers.
Roads just misses with a punch to the body.
Roads seems to have recovered his senses.

Bonkers gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Roads dodges an elbow strike from Bonkers.
Bonkers lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Roads or not.
Bonkers using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Bonkers lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Roads.
Roads has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Bonkers.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bonkers lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Roads backwards.
Roads wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Good body shot from Bonkers.
Bonkers lands with a short head shot on the inside.
A nice right hand lands inside from Bonkers.
Bonkers cracks Roads with a nice body shot.
Roads takes a knee right on the jaw!
Roads is trying to stall.
Bonkers lands a right hand that snaps the head of Roads backwards.
Bonkers lands a right hand.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Still in the clinch, Bonkers scores with a nice short uppercut.
Bonkers pushes Roads back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Bonkers lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Bonkers stalls.
Bonkers softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Bonkers holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Roads tries to work over Bonkers's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Bonkers works on Roads's body with a couple of short punches.
Bonkers lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Bonkers lands a nice uppercut.
Roads is trying to maintain a safe position but Bonkers gets an underhook and turns Roads into the cage.
Roads is trying to force a seperation but Bonkers has the dominant position.
Bonkers prevents Roads from breaking the clinch.
Bonkers lands with a short punch from the clinch.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
Roads is trying to stall.
Bonkers lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Bonkers lands a hook that snaps the head of Roads backwards.
Bonkers digs a right hand into Roads's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Roads's gas tank.
Bonkers lands an elbow inside.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bonkers lands a left hand that snaps the head of Roads backwards.
A short left from Roads.
Bonkers scores with a shoulder strike.
Bonkers slows down the pace here.
Bonkers pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Bonkers lands a nice uppercut.
Bonkers tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Roads misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Roads is looking to break free of the clinch but Bonkers has double underhooks.

Bonkers breaks the clinch.
An inside leg kick lands from Bonkers.
Roads connects with a crisp jab.
Roads misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bonkers.
Bonkers moves out of range of the strikes.

Bonkers feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Roads sprawling to the canvas! Roads rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Bonkers finish him?!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bonkers connects with a body shot that sends Roads's belly button to the back.
Bonkers connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Roads's hands.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Roads on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Bonkers fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Roads has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Bonkers and Roads are patiently standing in front of each other looking for an opening. Bonkers throws a head kick. It's landed, knocking Roads into next week! Ooooh that was huge! Bonkers knows it - he's on the cage flexing is biceps. That's a bit weird considering he won by kick but whatever.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 8:16 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). General Bonkers!