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Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Blithering Idiot (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Josh Martin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Blithering Idiot has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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167 lbs
14 - 0 - 0 |
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175 lbs
3 - 6 - 0 |
Excellent boxer
KO power
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Brawler
Knockout power
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
14 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Blithering Idiot!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 6 - 0, fighting out of New York, Josh Martin!
The judges for this bout are Wagner Zegers, Albert Achterberg and Radbod Blank.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Martin tries to keep at a distance but Idiot has taken the fight into the clinch.
Idiot blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Idiot wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Martin swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Martin is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Martin wants to stall.
Idiot is trying to maintain a safe position but Martin gets an underhook and turns Idiot into the cage.
Martin is looking to control Idiot's arms but Idiot gets an underhook and turns him. Now Martin has his back to the cage.
Martin tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Idiot escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Idiot avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Martin looks to clinch
and Idiot counters with a left and a right that stings Martin.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Martin gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Martin misses with a shot to the kidneys.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Martin.
Martin tries to work over Idiot's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Martin goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Idiot wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Martin has him pressed against the cage.
Idiot lands with a left to the head.
Idiot avoiding damage.
Idiot lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Martin takes a shot to the head.
Martin has Idiot pressed against the cage.
A frustrated look appears on Idiot's face as he tries to break the clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Idiot leaning against his opponent.
Martin is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Idiot is keeping busy.
Martin can't find room to land a body shot as Idiot controls the action.
Martin throws a punch but it's blocked by Idiot.
Idiot's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Idiot scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Josh Martin seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Martin wants to clinch
and Idiot cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Martin moves to clinch but Idiot breaks away
and Idiot counters with a nice body shot.
Martin looks gassed!
Nice shot by Idiot.
Martin is rocked!
Martin tries to get into range but Idiot steps to the side and lands a beautiful hook that drops Martin! He's faceplanted into the mat, ass in the air... he's out cold! That's an image he won't want to show his grandkids when he gets older! Idiot scores the big KO victory!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Blithering Idiot!
Blithering Idiot managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, hello, into his post fight interview.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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