PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Alpha Male (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Abc Abc (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys are coming into the fight with injuries so let's see if that has a bearing on the fight. Abc Abc will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Male
vs
Abc

194 cm
18
290 lbs
3 - 4 - 0

225 cm
18
300 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

Counter striker
Experienced

Brawler
Determined

hello

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Alpha Male!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Abc Abc!
The judges for this bout are Radbod Blank, Albert Achterberg and Daniel Blasius.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Abc attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Abc looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Abc throws a head kick that misses.
Abc checks the leg kick.
Male throws a low kick, looking for Abc's leg but Abc calmly moves out of range.
Male throws a low kick, looking for Abc's leg but Abc calmly moves out of range.
Male misses with a low kick.
Male tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Male throws a quick inside leg kick.
Male fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Abc checks it well.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A bone on bone clash there as Abc blocks the leg kick.
Male tried to score with a low kick but Abc checks it.
Male walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Abc checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Male attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Male tries to land a leg kick but Abc saw it coming and moves away.
Abc avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Abc keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Abc blocks a low kick nicely.
Male throws a low kick but it's checked well by Abc.
Male throws a low kick, looking for Abc's leg but Abc calmly moves out of range.
Abc checks the leg kick nicely there.
Male tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Abc is able to avoid easily.
An inside leg kick from Male misses.
Male misses with a leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Male throws a low kick but Abc moves out of range easily.
Male wants to land a leg kick but Abc is out of range.
Male throws a leg kick but Abc sees it coming and moves out of range.
Abc checks a leg kick.
Male throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
An inside leg kick from Male misses.
Male misses with a low kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Male fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Abc checks it well.
Male tries to work over Abc's front leg with a kick but Abc checks it.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Male lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Abc has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Abc and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Male will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Abc avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Alpha Male is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Male throws a low kick but it's checked well by Abc.
Male tries a low kick but Abc avoids it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Alpha Male dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Male throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Male misses with a low kick.
Male finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.

Abc moves into range and clinches up with Male.
Male displaying some good clinch control by pressing Abc up against the cage.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Male keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Abc's efforts to push away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Abc as Male tries to tie him up.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Alpha Male.

Abc rushes Male and presses him up against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.

Abc pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Male tries to score with a low kick but Abc moves his leg out of the way.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Abc checks a leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Male misses with a low kick.
Male throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Male is looking to score with low kicks.
Abc checks a leg kick.
Male could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Male tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
A leg kick checked by Abc.

Abc clinches up against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The referee is keeping an eye on Male - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Male looking to slow down the pace here.
Male blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Alpha Male dominated that second round.
That's time! Male's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. And we move into the final round!

Male throws a low kick but Abc moves out of range easily.

Abc has Male up against the cage in a clinch.
Abc is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Male trying to stall but Abc improves his position.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Alpha Male.
Male blocks a head kick by Abc.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Male wants to slow Abc down by chopping away at his legs.
Male blocks a head kick by Abc.
Abc blocks a low kick nicely.
Male throws a leg kick but Abc sees it coming and checks it nicely.
A clash of legs there as Abc blocks the low kick.

The fight moves into the clinch position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Male taking a breather.
Abc swings away with an uppercut that misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Come on Male - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Alpha Male.
Abc checks the leg kick.
Male throws a leg kick that misses.
Abc keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Male finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Abc Abc is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Abc fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Male manages to avoid it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A clash of legs there as Abc blocks the low kick.
Abc blocks a leg kick.
Male throws a low kick but Abc avoids it.
Male tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Male wants to land a leg kick but Abc is out of range.

Abc drives through and clinches with Male against the cage.
Male trying to control the position but instead, Abc has worked for underhooks and has pushed Male into the cage.

And that's the end of the fight!
Alpha Male showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Male has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Radbod Blank scores the fight for Alpha Male!
Judge Albert Achterberg scores the fight for Alpha Male!
Judge Daniel Blasius scores the fight for Alpha Male!

Alpha Male wins by unanimous decision!
Alpha Male managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, hello, into his post fight interview.