PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Peter Parker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Drake Aubrey (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Parker's entrance music is Dead N Gone. A fine choice. The crowd seem to be enjoying Aubrey's choice of entrance music: Over - Drake. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Parker
vs
Aubrey

170 cm
29
155 lbs
23 - 11 - 0

178 cm
32
167 lbs
26 - 11 - 1

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Decent wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin

Charlie Wang's Tattered Rags & 95% Laundry

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 23 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Peter Parker!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 26 - 11 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Drake Aubrey!
The judges for this bout are William Peck, Ian Loll and Trevor Gratis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Parker cracks Aubrey with a right hand to the side of the head.
Aubrey missing with a left hand there. Parker was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Parker slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
A nice leg kick lands there from Parker.
Parker throws a lazy head kick
and Aubrey cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Parker misses with an uppercut.
Parker swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Aubrey misses with an attempted mid kick.
Aubrey misses with a body shot.
Parker avoids a kick to the body.
Aubrey looks to land a right hand but Parker moved out of range.
Aubrey ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Parker moves away.
Aubrey swats away the attempt to clinch by Parker.
Parker misses with a body shot.
Parker is looking to clinch but Aubrey is avoiding it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Parker moves out of range of the strikes.
Aubrey pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Parker's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Parker duly obliges.

It looks like Drake Aubrey has been cut.
Parker throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Aubrey on the side of the head.
Parker throws a jab when Aubrey was well out of range.
Aubrey moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Aubrey misses with a leg kick.
Parker throws a chopping leg kick but Aubrey manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Aubrey looks to throw the jab but Parker is out of range.
Aubrey is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Parker jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Parker fails in his attempt to clinch.
Parker cracks Aubrey with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Parker doesn't manage to clinch there - Aubrey circles away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Parker cracks the inside of Aubrey's front leg.
Aubrey shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Some bone on bone action there as Parker checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Parker tries to close the distance and clinch but Aubrey swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Aubrey digs a good body shot into Parker's ribs.
Parker scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Aubrey looks to land a right hand but Parker moved out of range.
Aubrey pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Aubrey keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A right-left combo lands from Parker.
Parker defending well as Aubrey loads up on a big left hand.
Aubrey ducks under a wild hook from Parker.
Aubrey avoids the clinch attempt nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Parker misses with an uppercut.
Aubrey thuds his right hand into Parker's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Aubrey misses with a head kick.
Parker checks the leg kick.
Aubrey tries a head kick but it misses.

Aubrey closes the distance and clinches.
Parker blocks a body shot from Aubrey.
Parker misses with the head strike.
Aubrey lands a right hand that snaps the head of Parker backwards.
Come on Parker - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Aubrey trying to land knees to the body.
Parker misses with a knee strike.
Parker tries a body shot but Aubrey blocks it.
Aubrey tries to throw a body punch but Parker avoids it by throwing Aubrey back against the cage.
Aubrey working aggressively here.
Parker tries to work over Aubrey's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Aubrey avoids the elbow strike from Parker, against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Parker lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Nice body punch from Parker.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Parker lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Aubrey backwards.
Parker misses with a body punch.
Aubrey tries to work over Parker's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Parker works on Aubrey's body with a couple of short punches.
Aubrey landing knees to the body.
Parker dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
A nice right hand lands inside from Parker.
A short right from Aubrey on the inside.
Parker misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Parker taking a breather.
Aubrey misses with a body punch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Parker lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Aubrey backwards.
Parker is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Aubrey is defending well for now.
Parker blocks an uppercut.
Parker working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Nice elbow from Parker.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Peter Parker dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Drake Aubrey's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Aubrey takes one to the chin there.
Aubrey takes one on the chin but seems OK.
A clash of legs there as Aubrey blocks the low kick.
Parker checks the leg kick nicely there.
Parker ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Aubrey moves away.
Aubrey throws a hook but Parker avoids it easily.
Parker throws a lazy uppercut
letting Aubrey counter with a right hand.
Aubrey moves away from the strike by Parker.
Aubrey throws a big shot that misses.
Parker tries to clinch there but Aubrey circles away.
Aubrey throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Aubrey moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Aubrey tries to score with a low kick but Parker moves his leg out of the way.
Peter Parker is winning the standup battle so far.
Parker takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Parker moves out of range as Aubrey strikes.
Parker misses with the combination.
Parker connects with a body shot.
Aubrey lands a nice hook to Parker's body. Parker takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Aubrey lands with a cross.
Aubrey is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Aubrey misses with a body shot.
Aubrey ducks under a wild hook from Parker.
Parker lands with a nice body punch.
Parker is looking to land body kicks.
Parker is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Aubrey. Parker does a little dance to reset his feet.
Parker lands a nice shot to the body.
Parker tries to land a front kick but Aubrey steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Parker throws out a leg kick but Aubrey moves out of range and Parker only half commits.
Aubrey looks to score with a jab to the body but Parker is just out of range.
Aubrey throws out a powerful jab.
Parker connects with a high kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Aubrey takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Aubrey delivers a nice body kick.
Parker drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Aubrey thows a body shot but no joy.
Aubrey scores with a one two! Parker had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Parker misses with a body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Parker fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Aubrey looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Aubrey avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Aubrey paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Aubrey works Parker's body with a nice hook.
Parker keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Parker misses with a low kick.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Parker checks a leg kick.
Parker tries to land a front kick but Aubrey steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.

Parker gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Parker struggles to land a body shot inside as Aubrey controls his hands.
Aubrey lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Knees to the body from Aubrey.
Aubrey working Parker over with knees to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Parker blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Aubrey is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Parker is defending well for now.
Parker lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Parker is trying to maintain a safe position but Aubrey gets an underhook and turns Parker into the cage.
Aubrey tries a body shot but Parker blocks it.
Peter Parker has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Aubrey lands a knee to the head.
Parker lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Aubrey backwards.
Aubrey tries to throw a body punch but Parker avoids it by throwing Aubrey back against the cage.
Aubrey is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Parker is keeping busy.
Parker lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Aubrey trying to land knees to the body.
Parker tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Aubrey avoids it.
Parker is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Aubrey is keeping busy.
Aubrey struggles to land a body shot inside as Parker controls his hands.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Aubrey lands with a short shot to the head.
Aubrey takes a shot to the head.
Aubrey keeps control of Parker as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Aubrey misses with a knee to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Drake Aubrey will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Drake Aubrey's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Aubrey misses with a low kick.
Aubrey with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Parker wants to clinch.
Parker throws a head kick that misses.
Parker misses with a jab, cross combination.
Parker ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Aubrey swings widly with a right hand
and Parker counters with a nice uppercut.
Parker misses with a straight left.
Parker moves in looking to clinch but Aubrey pushes him off.
Aubrey misses with a wild body shot.
Aubrey fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Parker.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Aubrey misses with a head kick.
Aubrey throws the left hand but Parker avoids the punch easily.
Good work by Parker as he checks the leg kick.
Parker avoids the body shot from Aubrey.
Parker ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.

Parker pushes Aubrey up against the cage in a clinch.
Parker misses with a punch to the body.
Parker misses with a punch to the body.
Parker stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Aubrey tries to work over Parker's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Parker looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Parker is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Parker lands a shot to the body.
Aubrey takes a shot to the head.
A shot in the inside from Parker.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Aubrey misses with a hook to the ribs.
Parker lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Aubrey backwards.
Parker lands on the inside with an uppercut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Parker swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Aubrey working aggressively here.
A left hand lands to the body for Parker.
Aubrey takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Aubrey has a couple of punches blocked by Parker.
Aubrey misses with a hook to the ribs.
Aubrey blocks a body shot from Parker.
Aubrey swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Aubrey misses with a knee to the head.
Parker landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Parker lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Aubrey blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Parker tries to stall but Aubrey uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Parker tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Aubrey misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Parker.
Good body shot from Parker.
Parker blocking some punches.
A shot in the inside from Parker.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Aubrey looking to throw knees to the head but Parker is blocking nicely.
Parker stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Parker is leaning against Aubrey and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Parker throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Aubrey blocks it with crossed arms.
Parker digs a right hand into Aubrey's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Aubrey's gas tank.
Parker taking a breather.
Parker misses with a punch to the body.
Aubrey tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Parker avoids it.
Parker prevents a body shot from Aubrey.
Parker scores with a shoulder strike.
Parker can't find room to land a body shot as Aubrey controls the action.
Aubrey trying to land knees to the body.

Parker breaks from the clinch.
Donk. Parker catches Aubrey right on the button with a cross.
Aubrey slips under a jab from Parker.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Parker lands a slapping body shot.
Aubrey avoids the head kick by Parker.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Both fighters circling a little - Parker finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Aubrey throws a sloppy head kick and Parker moves out of range easily.
Parker with a jab.
Parker thows a body shot but no joy.
Parker listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Parker looks to land a right hand but Aubrey moved out of range.
Parker throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Aubrey takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Parker's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Aubrey connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Parker scrambles back to his feet.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Parker lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Parker throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Parker with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Peter Parker clearly takes that round.
The cut man is working on Drake Aubrey's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Aubrey explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Aubrey lands the left hand.
Parker tries to clinch up.
Some bone on bone action there as Aubrey checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Aubrey misses with a body kick.
Parker scores with a hook to the body. Aubrey takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Parker throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Parker lands with a straight right. Aubrey didn't see that one coming.
Parker just misses with a punch to the body.
Aubrey takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Aubrey pivots, looking for a leg kick but Parker is out of range and Aubrey settles back down.
Parker throws a low kick but Aubrey moves out of range easily.
Parker throws a jab but it's blocked by Aubrey.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Aubrey tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Parker paws at him with a jab and circles away.
A low kick from Aubrey misses
and Parker counters with an inside leg kick.
A decent looking cross lands there for Parker.
Parker tries to clinch but Aubrey moves out of range.
A low kick from Parker is predictable there
and Aubrey connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Aubrey throws a head kick that misses.
Parker tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Aubrey takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Aubrey looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Parker swings for the body but Aubrey moves out of range.
Aubrey looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Aubrey throws a hook to the side of Parker's head but Parker sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Parker scores with a decent looking hook.
Crunch! Parker slams his shin into Aubrey's torso.
Good work by Aubrey as he checks the leg kick.
Aubrey connects with a nice looking jab.
Parker cracks a nice hook into Aubrey's ribs.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A looping hook to the body misses from Parker. Aubrey does a little dance to reset his feet.
Aubrey takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Aubrey tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Parker was well out of range. Poor timing from Aubrey.
Parker connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Aubrey swings for the body but Parker moves out of range.
Aubrey blocks the body kick.
Parker takes one to the side of the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Parker checks the leg kick.
Parker misses with a wild combination.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Parker, right into the meat.
Parker tries to clinch there but Aubrey circles away.
Parker misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Aubrey.
Aubrey checks the leg kick nicely there.
A solid leg kick lands there for Aubrey.
Parker throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Aubrey is looking to land body kicks.
Jab from Aubrey.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A slapping body kick lands there for Parker.
A jab lands there for Aubrey.
Aubrey tries to close the distance and clinch but Parker swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Parker takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Parker takes one to the side of the head.
Aubrey lands with a thumping leg kick.
Parker misses with a hook.
Parker lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Parker walks into a jab.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

Aubrey tries to keep at a distance but Parker has taken the fight into the clinch.
Aubrey misses with a hook to the ribs.
Aubrey throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Parkers head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close fourth round but I would say that Peter Parker will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Drake Aubrey's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

Parker lands a nice shot to the body.
Parker takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Aubrey keeps the fight on the outside.
Aubrey motions for Parker to come forward. Aubrey throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Aubrey takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Aubrey moves out of range of the body kick from Parker.
Aubrey has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Parker.
Aubrey misses with a shot to the body
and Parker cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Aubrey wants to clinch up but Parker keeps it at a distance.
A nice inside leg kick there by Aubrey. That's going to slow Parker down.
Aubrey has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Aubrey lands with a thumping leg kick.
Parker attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Parker throws a lazy right hand but Aubrey sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Aubrey takes a swing at Parker's ribcage but misses.
Parker moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Aubrey gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Aubrey throws a lazy right hand but Parker sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A slow jab from Aubrey misses its intended target.
Aubrey looks to land a body kick but Parker moved away.
Aubrey has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Aubrey tries to clinch but Parker moves out of range.
Aubrey throws a head kick that misses.
Parker fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Aubrey.
Parker takes a swing at Aubrey's ribcage but misses.
Aubrey lands with a nice body punch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Parker swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Aubrey counters with a nice low kick that buckles Parker's knee momentarily.
Aubrey fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Parker looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Aubrey staying out of range there.

Parker has managed to clinch.
A short left from Parker.
Aubrey misses with a punch on the inside.
Parker is stalling here.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The crowd are getting pretty annoyed with Parker for his constant stalling in the clinch and are voicing their displeasure.
Aubrey working Parker over with knees to the body.
Parker is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - an gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.
Parker throws a head punch that misses.
Aubrey blocks a body shot from Parker.
Aubrey lands a right hand that snaps the head of Parker backwards.
Parker swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Aubrey tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Parker's elbow.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A head punch on the inside from Parker fails to land.
Parker misses with a hook from the clinch.
Parker managing to block the knees to the body from Aubrey.
Aubrey is leaning against Parker and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Aubrey pushes Parker back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Parker lands a nice shot to the body.
Aubrey tries a body shot but Parker blocks it.
Aubrey is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Parker swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Parker tries to break free but Aubrey pushes him back against the cage.
A left hand lands to the body for Aubrey.
Aubrey is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Aubrey lands a shoulder strike.
A short uppercut from Aubrey.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A short left from Aubrey.
Drake Aubrey has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Parker tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Aubrey using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Parker has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Aubrey tries a knee to the head but he's missed.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Parker can't find room to land a body shot as Aubrey controls the action.
A right hand to the body from Parker.
Parker stalling in the clinch but Aubrey improves position.
Aubrey with a knee to the head.
Parker tries a body shot but Aubrey blocks it.
Aubrey doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Parker has a couple of punches blocked by Aubrey.
Aubrey is trying to stall.
Aubrey working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Parker blocks a body shot from Aubrey.
Aubrey tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Parker's elbow.
Parker goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Aubrey using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Parker has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Parker lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Aubrey backwards.
A right hand to the body from Parker.
Parker lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Parker is leaning against Aubrey and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Drake Aubrey.
Well Parker has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge William Peck scores the fight 48:47
Judge Ian Loll scores the fight 48:47
Judge Trevor Gratis scores the fight 48:47

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Peter Parker!
Peter Parker retains his lightweight title!
During a confident post fight interview, Peter Parker thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.