PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kirk Megaphny (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Charles Harrison (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Harrison is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: East London Rap - Wha we a bout . Charles Harrison is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Megaphny
vs
Harrison

190 cm
29
275 lbs
17 - 7 - 0

195 cm
26
268 lbs
15 - 12 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Charlie Wang's Tattered Rags & 95% Laundry

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Kirk Megaphny!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Charles Harrison!
The judges for this bout are William Peck, Ian Loll and Trevor Gratis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Harrison shoots for a double leg takedown but Megaphny sprawls well. He's pushed Harrison's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Harrison moves out of range of the strikes.
Harrison fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Megaphny manages to avoid it.
Charles Harrison seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Megaphny ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Megaphny slips a jab and a cross from Harrison.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Harrison.
Megaphny throws out a powerful jab.
Megaphny displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Harrison.
Kirk Megaphny has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Charles Harrison.
Harrison throws out a loose jab but Megaphny uses good head movement to avoid it.
Megaphny bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Harrison's head backwards.
Harrison dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Harrison swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Megaphny.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Harrison throws a looping overhand right but Megaphny ducks down to avoid it.
Harrison throws a poor cross that misses
and Megaphny counters with a straight right hand.
Megaphny connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Harrison throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Megaphny counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Harrison misses the jab.
Harrison needs to keep his hands up - Megaphny had a free shot at his head there.
Megaphny fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Harrison misses with a hook. Megaphny ducked under it nicely.
Megaphny fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Harrison looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Harrison throws an overhand right that lands on Megaphny's shoulder, as Megaphny tries to avoid the shot.
Megaphny smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Harrison takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
and Megaphny counters with a massive uppercut that badly hurts Harrison! He's just covering up as Megaphny starts to tee off till the referee steps in and stops the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kirk Megaphny!
During a confident post fight interview, Kirk Megaphny thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.