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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Raging Douche (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eli Gull (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Gull has a niggling injury. He would have liked to come in 100% fit but that's not always possible. On his way into the ring it seems that Raging Douche has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Raging Douche seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?
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130 lbs
22 - 5 - 1 |
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172 cm
32
145 lbs
27 - 12 - 1 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick |
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Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
22 - 5 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Raging Douche!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
27 - 12 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Eli Gull!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Alan Glass and Cecil Peabody.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gull lands a head shot.
Douche throws a leg kick but Gull moved away.
Douche ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Gull moves away.
Douche throws a low kick but it's checked well by Gull.
Douche looks to throw the jab but Gull is out of range.
Douche pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Good work by Douche as he checks the leg kick.
Douche just misses with a punch to the body.
Douche thows a body shot but no joy.
Douche misses with a low kick as Gull jumps back.
Gull shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Douche eats them both and turns towards Gull to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Gull looks gassed!
Douche throws a nice outside leg kick.
Douche lands a right hook to the body.
Douche misses with a low kick.
Douche feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Gull's calf.
Douche chopping away at his opponent's legs.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A swing and a miss from Douche.
Gull avoids the body shot from Douche.
Douche misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Gull.
Gull avoids the head kick by Douche.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Douche misses with a body shot.
Douche lands with a kick to the ribs.
Douche throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Douche throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Raging Douche seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Douche throws a leg kick but Gull moved away.
Douche misses with a body kick.
Douche throws a big shot that misses.
Douche throws a hook to the side of Gull's head but Gull sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Douche throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Gull stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Douche scores with the left hand. Gull knows he should have avoided that one.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Douche misses with a wild body shot.
Douche misses with a wild body shot.
Douche tries to work over Gull's front leg with a kick but Gull checks it.
A swing and a miss from Douche.
Douche walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Gull checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Douche takes a swing at Gull's ribcage but misses.
A looping hook to the body misses from Gull. Douche does a little dance to reset his feet.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Douche throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Douche lands a body shot.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Douche throws a body punch but Gull moves out of range.
Douche scores with a hook to the body. Gull takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Douche lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Gull has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Gull and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Douche connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Gull checks a low kick from Douche.
Douche misses with an attempted mid kick.
Douche walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Gull checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Douche throws a head kick that half lands.
Gull on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Douche lands with a shot to the body.
Gull moves out of range of the leg kick from Douche.
Douche misses the shot to the body.
Douche takes a swing at Gull's ribcage but misses.
Douche is looking to wear down Gull with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Gull moves out of range as Douche throws a body kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Douche connects with a high kick.
Douche lands a nice shot to the body.
A thudding body kick lands there by Douche!
Douche thows a body shot but no joy.
Douche throws a half hearted mid kick.
Gull misses with a wild body shot.
Gull stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Douche.
Douche misses with a low kick.
Douche dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Douche looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Douche scoring well with a low kick there.
Gull avoids the head kick by Douche.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Douche.
Douche throws a head kick that misses.
Gull avoids the head kick by Douche.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gull checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Gull misses with a straight left.
Douche ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Gull moves away.
Nice shot lands for Douche.
Gull is rocked!
Douche throws a nasty head kick that just misses. He throws another kick to the head of his opponent and almost takes it off! Gull crumples to the floor and the fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Raging Douche!
Raging Douche decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
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hype
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pop
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