PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Billy Bomber (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Billy NoMates (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bomber comes into the arena with call to prayer blaring out of the sound system. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Bomber
vs
NoMates

175 cm
24
142 lbs
7 - 7 - 0

178 cm
30
144 lbs
10 - 18 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Jihad Fight Gear-Cage Wars version
Jihad Fight Gear-Cage Wars version

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 7 - 0, fighting out of London, Billy Bomber!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 18 - 0, fighting out of London, Billy NoMates!
The judges for this bout are Chris Edwards, James Atkins and Sam Margolis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
NoMates avoids a kick to the body.
Bomber misses with a jab, cross combination.
The crowd cheers as Bomber lands an impressive looking overhand right. NoMates doesn't seem phased though.
NoMates just misses with a punch to the body.
NoMates staying out of range there.
Bomber pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Bomber tries to work over NoMates's front leg with a kick but NoMates checks it.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts NoMates, as that shot connected.
NoMates staying out of range there.
Bomber cracks a nice hook into NoMates's ribs.
NoMates will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Bomber cracks NoMates with an open hand slap.
Bomber throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
NoMates shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Bomber as he avoids it easily.

NoMates closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Bomber quickly recovers to half guard.
Bomber trying to hold on to NoMates's head to control him but NoMates postures up.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bomber has his hands clasped together around NoMates's back. He's all about the action.

NoMates seems to be looking for submissions.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bomber controlling the position well.
NoMates is trying to get back to his feet now but his leg is trapped.

Bomber has one foot on NoMates's thigh - he pushes off and manages to get back to his feet.
NoMates slips a jab and a cross from Bomber.
NoMates shoots in for a takedown but Bomber shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Billy Bomber has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Billy NoMates.
NoMates moves out of range of the body kick.

NoMates pushes Bomber up against the cage in a clinch.
NoMates jumps guard but Bomber stands there with NoMates around his waist. NoMates gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
NoMates scores with a hook to the body.
Bomber lands a shoulder strike.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
NoMates can't get the takedown.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Bomber creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.

Bomber breaks the clinch.
NoMates is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Billy Bomber seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bomber darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bomber missing with a left hand there. NoMates was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Bomber lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but NoMates circles away quickly and effectively.
Bomber stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Bomber wants it to stay on the feet.
NoMates shoots in and drives through. Bomber sprawls well.
NoMates takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
NoMates shoots in for a takedown but Bomber shows good takedown defense.
A big right from Bomber misses.
Bomber with a nice cross.
NoMates wants to clinch
and Bomber counters with a lovely straight right hand!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bomber stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Bomber misses with a double jab

and NoMates holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
NoMates tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Bomber avoids it.

Bomber's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
NoMates steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Bomber. That one must have hurt.
NoMates wants to clinch.
NoMates takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
NoMates tries for a takedown but Bomber sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Bomber scoring well with a low kick there.
NoMates doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Bomber avoids the clinch attempt nicely.

NoMates gets a double leg takedown into Bomber's guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Bomber wriggles free and stands up.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
NoMates shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Bomber but Bomber pushes him off and we're back to square one.
NoMates looks gassed!
Bomber fails to land with a series of punches.
Bomber swats away the attempt to clinch by NoMates.
Bomber works NoMates's body with a nice hook.
Bomber works the jab nicely.
NoMates tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Bomber counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
The fighters circling - Bomber throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Bomber lands a jab-cross combination.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
NoMates looks for a takedown but Bomber sprawls well.
Bomber throws a right hand that misses
and NoMates counters with a stiff right hand.
Bomber cracks NoMates with a good jab.
Bomber paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Billy Bomber dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

That kick from Bomber tenderised NoMates's leg. NoMates is trying to keep his angry face on.
Bomber lands a right hook to the body.
Donk. Bomber catches NoMates right on the button with a cross.
Bomber throws out a loose jab but NoMates uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bomber feints and then cracks NoMates's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow NoMates down.
Bomber looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
NoMates has a takedown stuffed.
Bomber connects with a good right hand that stumbles NoMates. NoMates circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Bomber thuds a left hand into NoMates's body.
Bomber throws out a powerful jab.
NoMates shoots in for a takedown but Bomber shows good takedown defense.
NoMates closes this distance looking for a takedown but Bomber circles away.
Billy Bomber has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Billy NoMates.
NoMates fails with a takedown attempt.
Bomber avoids the clinch attempt nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
NoMates's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Bomber connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! NoMates scrambles back to his feet.
Bomber fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt NoMates.
Bomber misses with a looping right.
Bomber moves into range and connects with a jab.
Left hook, right uppercut from Bomber.
NoMates ducks under a wild hook from Bomber.
NoMates uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Bomber.
Bomber misses with a wild combination.
NoMates shoots for a takedown but Bomber saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Bomber connects with a leg kick. NoMates looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
NoMates shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Bomber as he jumps to the side.
NoMates is breathing heavily.
Bomber thuds his right hand into NoMates's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bomber displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from NoMates.
Bomber cracks NoMates with an open hand slap.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bomber loads up on a big right hand but NoMates slips the punch.
NoMates looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Bomber tries a head kick but it misses.
NoMates tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Bomber manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Billy Bomber is winning the standup battle so far.
NoMates misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Billy Bomber is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Bomber throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bomber works the jab nicely.
NoMates keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bomber looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
NoMates fails with a takedown attempt.
Bomber slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The fight stays on the outside here - NoMates looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Bomber bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps NoMates's head backwards.
Jab, jab by Bomber - just one landing.
NoMates on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Bomber uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before NoMates has time to react.
A shot to the liver by Bomber. Beautiful body shot.
NoMates takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
NoMates slips a jab from Bomber.

NoMates bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Bomber is looking for a sweep.
You can see the frustration on Bomber's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

NoMates stands up and we're back to a striking position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
NoMates has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Bomber.
NoMates blocks a leg kick.
NoMates shoots for a double leg takedown but Bomber sprawls well. He's pushed NoMates's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Billy NoMates is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Bomber displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from NoMates.
Bomber fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches NoMates on the side of the head.
Bomber connects with a jab.
NoMates fails with the takedown.
An inside leg kick lands from Bomber.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
NoMates shoots in for a double leg but Bomber sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Bomber throws a nice outside leg kick.
NoMates is looking to clinch but Bomber is avoiding it.
NoMates tries to clinch there but Bomber circles away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Billy Bomber dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Bomber listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Bomber lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
NoMates on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Bomber lands a really nice looking cross but NoMates seems unphased.
NoMates changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Bomber tries to avoid it but NoMates manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Bomber to the ground. Bomber escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Bomber throws a hook but NoMates avoids it easily.
NoMates dives in and grabs Bomber's left leg, looking for a takedown. Bomber pushes down on NoMates's head and hops out.
Bomber throws a good cross that connects.
NoMates drops his hands momentarily and Bomber takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Bomber throws an off balance right hand

and NoMates counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by NoMates.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
NoMates wants to stand but Bomber has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
Bomber controlling the position.

NoMates drops back, looking for a kneebar! Bomber looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Bomber looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Bomber!
NoMates takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
NoMates tries to escape but Bomber is in control.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Bomber stands up.
NoMates changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Bomber tries to avoid it but NoMates manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Bomber to the ground. Bomber escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Billy Bomber has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Billy NoMates.
A jab lands there for Bomber.
Bomber scores with a leg kick.
Bomber throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Bomber lands a really nice looking cross but NoMates seems unphased.
NoMates has a takedown stuffed.
NoMates looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Bomber lands a lovely overhand right.
NoMates takes a shot right to the bread basket.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Danga de danga de dang - Bomber scores with a four punch combination!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A nice inside leg kick there by Bomber. That's going to slow NoMates down.
Bomber dips to his left and cracks NoMates with an uppercut!
Bomber scores with a hook.
Bomber misses with a head kick.
Bomber thows a body kick. NoMates tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Bomber scores with a hook.
Bomber moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
NoMates's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
NoMates looks for a takedown but Bomber sprawls well.
Bomber lands with a straight right. NoMates didn't see that one coming.
Bomber scores with a decent looking hook.
NoMates is looking to clinch but Bomber is avoiding it.
Bomber is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that NoMates can do to turn this around?
Bomber stalks NoMates and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into NoMates's face. NoMates staggers backwards, shaken.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
NoMates tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Bomber swivels and escapes.
A slapping leg kick lands for Bomber.
Bomber with a nice cross.
Bomber connects with a good right hand that stumbles NoMates. NoMates circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
NoMates drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Bomber scores with a nice strike.
Bomber throws a leg kick which misses NoMates's front leg but catches the back leg as NoMates tries to avoid it.
Bomber moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Bomber buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Bomber slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
NoMates shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Bomber as he avoids it easily.
Bomber lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Bomber lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Bomber throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
NoMates on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Bomber. Bomber obviously looking to wear him down.
NoMates moves out of range as Bomber throws a body kick.
Bomber misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Bomber bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
NoMates shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Bomber pinned against the cage. Bomber gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Bomber closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Billy NoMates has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Bomber catches NoMates with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Bomber lands an overhand right.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!

NoMates moves into the clinch successfully.

Bomber breaks from the clinch.
A combination from Bomber does no damage.
NoMates looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.

And that's the end of the fight!
Billy Bomber showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Bomber, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight 30:27
Judge James Atkins scores the fight 30:27
Judge Sam Margolis scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Billy Bomber!
Billy Bomber took some time post fight to say the following; 'Gag on my cock teen-whore, you fucking bitch'.