PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Tariq Kiss me where it smells (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mike Lowrey (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kiss me where it smells comes to the cage accompanied by Trae - asshole. Both these guys are coming into the fight with injuries so let's see if that has a bearing on the fight. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Kiss me where it smells
vs
Lowrey

180 cm
26
195 lbs
12 - 12 - 0

185 cm
28
190 lbs
4 - 7 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Very quick

Powerful takedowns
Basic striking
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Tariq Kiss me where it smells!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Mike Lowrey!
The judges for this bout are Mauricio Rocha, Matheus Silva and Leandro Rodrigues.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jab from Kiss me where it smells.
Kiss me where it smells misses with a few strikes there.
A combination from Kiss me where it smells does no damage.
Lowrey takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Lowrey looks gassed!
Kiss me where it smells clobbers Lowrey with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Kiss me where it smells changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Kiss me where it smells closes the distance and pushes Lowrey back into the cage.

Kiss me where it smells breaks from the clinch.
Lowrey on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Lowrey takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Kiss me where it smells ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Kiss me where it smells scores with a jab. Lowrey acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Lowrey's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Kiss me where it smells connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Lowrey scrambles back to his feet.
Kiss me where it smells batters Lowrey with a massive right followed by a huge left! Lowrey is out on his feet looking like a zombie as Kiss me where it smells lands a final crushing right hand to drop Lowrey to the mat with a gruesome thud! Kiss me where it smells is running around like a mad man after that fight and for good reason!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Tariq Kiss me where it smells!