PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Sebastian SnedeKKer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Weer Erehgy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

SnedeKKer
vs
Erehgy

195 cm
26
170 lbs
14 - 17 - 0

150 cm
18
209 lbs
0 - 6 - 0

Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Counter striker
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Sebastian SnedeKKer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Weer Erehgy!
The judges for this bout are Paul Gruel, Jeff Smith and Colin Fray.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Erehgy gets off balance looking for a body kick
and SnedeKKer counters with a series of strikes. Erehgy will be more careful next time no doubt.
A lazy body kick from Erehgy
and SnedeKKer counters with a one-two to the body.
SnedeKKer misses with a double jab
and Erehgy counters with a nice uppercut.
Erehgy throws a body kick the misses
and SnedeKKer counters with a three punch combo that has Erehgy backing up. Erehgy nods at SnedeKKer to acknowledge the strikes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Erehgy throws a lazy body kick
and SnedeKKer counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Erehgy is lucky that one didn't land flush.
A lazy body kick from Erehgy
and SnedeKKer counters with a three punch combo that has Erehgy backing up. Erehgy nods at SnedeKKer to acknowledge the strikes.
Erehgy throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and SnedeKKer counters with a series of strikes. Erehgy will be more careful next time no doubt.
SnedeKKer moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Erehgy throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and SnedeKKer counters with a left and a right that stings Erehgy.
SnedeKKer swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
SnedeKKer throws a right and a left that both miss.
A lazy body kick from Erehgy
and SnedeKKer counters with a nice leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Good leg kick by SnedeKKer there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
SnedeKKer tries to bum rush Erehgy with a series of wild strikes but Erehgy uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
SnedeKKer throws a right hand that Erehgy ducks under and follows up with a left that Erehgy also avoids with ease.
Erehgy tries to land a body kick
and SnedeKKer counters with a three punch combo that has Erehgy backing up. Erehgy nods at SnedeKKer to acknowledge the strikes.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Erehgy misses with a kick to the body
and SnedeKKer counters with a one-two to the body.
SnedeKKer throws a series of punches but Erehgy avoids them all with ease.
SnedeKKer fails to land with a series of punches.
SnedeKKer really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Erehgy throws a body kick the misses
and SnedeKKer counters with a two punch combo.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Sebastian SnedeKKer dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Erehgy gets off balance looking for a body kick
and SnedeKKer counters with a series of strikes. Erehgy will be more careful next time no doubt.
SnedeKKer throws a series of punches but Erehgy moves out of range.
SnedeKKer throws a right hand that Erehgy ducks under and follows up with a left that Erehgy also avoids with ease.
Erehgy dodges the punch combination from SnedeKKer.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Erehgy misses with the body kick
and SnedeKKer counters with a series of strikes. Erehgy will be more careful next time no doubt.
Sebastian SnedeKKer is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Erehgy throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and SnedeKKer counters with a two punch combo.
Erehgy throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and SnedeKKer counters with a left and a right that stings Erehgy.
Erehgy throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and SnedeKKer counters with a two punch combo.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
SnedeKKer misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
SnedeKKer throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Erehgy throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and SnedeKKer counters with a left and a right that stings Erehgy.
Erehgy gets off balance looking for a body kick
and SnedeKKer counters with a left and a right that stings Erehgy.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Erehgy throws a lazy body kick
and SnedeKKer counters with a one-two to the body.
Erehgy tries to land a body kick
and SnedeKKer counters with a series of strikes. Erehgy will be more careful next time no doubt.
A lazy body kick from Erehgy
and SnedeKKer counters with a two punch combo.
SnedeKKer is working the combinations to good effect here.
Sloppy strikes from SnedeKKer. Those never looked like landing.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
SnedeKKer looks to land a combination but Erehgy avoids it well.
Erehgy throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and SnedeKKer counters with a three punch combo that has Erehgy backing up. Erehgy nods at SnedeKKer to acknowledge the strikes.
SnedeKKer throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Erehgy finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Erehgy throws a lazy body kick
and SnedeKKer counters with an inside leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Sebastian SnedeKKer dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! And we move into the final round!

Erehgy throws a body kick the misses
and SnedeKKer counters with a two punch combo.
Erehgy showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from SnedeKKer.
SnedeKKer misses with a two punch combination.

That's one minute gone in the round.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Erehgy showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from SnedeKKer.
Erehgy has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Erehgy throws a body kick the misses
and SnedeKKer counters with a three punch combo that has Erehgy backing up. Erehgy nods at SnedeKKer to acknowledge the strikes.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Erehgy has eaten all the pies!
Erehgy looks to throw a body kick
and SnedeKKer counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Erehgy gets off balance looking for a body kick
and SnedeKKer counters with a left and a right that stings Erehgy.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Erehgy throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and SnedeKKer counters with a three punch combo that has Erehgy backing up. Erehgy nods at SnedeKKer to acknowledge the strikes.
SnedeKKer misses with a wild combination.
Erehgy gets off balance looking for a body kick
and SnedeKKer counters with a one-two to the body.
A lazy body kick from Erehgy
and SnedeKKer counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sloppy strikes from SnedeKKer. Those never looked like landing.
Erehgy throws a body kick the misses
and SnedeKKer counters with a one-two to the body.
A lazy body kick from Erehgy
and SnedeKKer counters with a one-two to the body.
SnedeKKer will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Erehgy avoids a punch combination nicely.
SnedeKKer throws a wild combination but nothing lands.

And that's the end of the fight!
Sebastian SnedeKKer showed his dominance in that final round.
Well SnedeKKer has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paul Gruel scores the fight 30:27
Judge Jeff Smith scores the fight 30:27
Judge Colin Fray scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Sebastian SnedeKKer!
Sebastian SnedeKKer made sure to mention his sponsor, hello in his post fight interview.