PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Terry Tourettes (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Franciszek Kupno (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kupno has chosen Northern Kings - They Don't Really Care About Us as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!

Tourettes
vs
Kupno

196 cm
25
270 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

195 cm
25
277 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Very strong

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Determined

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Terry Tourettes!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Franciszek Kupno!
The judges for this bout are , Timothy Bukovac and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tourettes avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Tourettes has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Kupno.
Kupno swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Tourettes avoids the head kick by Kupno.
Kupno displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Tourettes throws out the jab.
Tourettes misses with a low kick.
Kupno lands a nice shot that snaps Tourettes's head back.
Tourettes throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Tourettes misses with a body shot.
Tourettes takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Kupno tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Tourettes avoids the head kick by Kupno.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kupno throws a lazy head kick
and Tourettes counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Kupno looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Tourettes moves out of range as Kupno strikes.
Kupno on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Tourettes lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
A swing and a miss from Tourettes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kupno throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Kupno looks for the body kick but Tourettes saw that one coming.
Kupno throws a sloppy head kick and Tourettes moves out of range easily.
Tourettes throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Tourettes avoids the head kick by Kupno.
Tourettes swings widly with a right hand
and Kupno counters with a head kick.
Tourettes misses with a straight left.
Tourettes jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Kupno lands with a cross.
Tourettes throws an overhand right that lands on Kupno's shoulder, as Kupno tries to avoid the shot.
Kupno throws a head kick but Tourettes moves out of range.
Tourettes avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Tourettes swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Kupno misses with a head kick.
Tourettes misses with a wild body shot.
Tourettes ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Kupno moves away.
Tourettes throws a sloppy body shot
and Kupno counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kupno looks to land a right hand but Tourettes moved out of range.
Tourettes is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Kupno.
Kupno looks to land a body kick but Tourettes moved away.
Tourettes throws a leg kick but Kupno checks it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Tourettes avoids the head kick by Kupno.
Tourettes is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Kupno.
A head kick misses from Kupno.
Tourettes blocks a head kick by Kupno.
Kupno thows a left - swing and a miss!
Kupno throws a head kick that misses.
Kupno lands with a slapping head kick.
Tourettes throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Tourettes crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Kupno - the referee stops the clock and Tourettes gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Kupno. Tourettes manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Tourettes throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
The fighters circle momentarily. Kupno darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kupno thows a left - swing and a miss!
Kupno lets loose with a powerful body kick. Tourettes will feel that in the morning.
Kupno pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Tourettes back to the cage. Kupno follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
A looping hook to the body misses from Tourettes. Kupno does a little dance to reset his feet.
Kupno throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Tourettes counters with a good low kick that Kupno was not able to check.
Tourettes throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Kupno throws a sloppy head kick and Tourettes moves out of range easily.
Tourettes slips a straight right by Kupno.
Kupno connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Kupno tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Kupno throws a sloppy head kick and Tourettes moves out of range easily.
Tourettes jabs Kupno to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Tourettes misses with a body shot.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kupno uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Tourettes.
Tourettes misses the shot to the body.
A jab from Tourettes misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kupno looks to throw the jab but Tourettes is out of range.
Kupno throws a head kick that misses.
Tourettes avoids the head kick by Kupno.
Tourettes throws a shot from downtown. Kupno moves away and avoids it.
Tourettes slips under a jab from Kupno.
Tourettes throws a big shot that misses.
Tourettes takes a swing at Kupno's ribcage but misses.
Kupno goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Kupno connects with a looping right hand.
Kupno takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Tourettes throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Kupno looks gassed!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Tourettes steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Kupno.
Kupno on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Kupno uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Tourettes.
Kupno lands with a slapping head kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Franciszek Kupno dominated that round.
That's time! Tourettes's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Kupno bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Tourettes pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Tourettes tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Kupno was well out of range. Poor timing from Tourettes.
Kupno blocks a jab.
Kupno dips to his left and cracks Tourettes with an uppercut!
Kupno pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Tourettes misses with an uppercut.
Kupno throws a jab when Tourettes was well out of range.
Donk. Kupno catches Tourettes right on the button with a cross.
Kupno bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Kupno ducks under a wild hook from Tourettes.
Kupno pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Kupno lands a head kick!
Kupno throws a hook but Tourettes avoids it easily.
Kupno throws a sloppy head kick and Tourettes moves out of range easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tourettes throws a leg kick that misses.
Tourettes misses with a right hand
enabling Kupno to counter with a crisp jab.
Kupno throws a head kick but Tourettes moves out of range.
Kupno ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Kupno lands a head shot.
Kupno tries a head kick but it misses.
Tourettes thumps Kupno with a low kick.
Kupno throws a body kick that misses.
Kupno throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Kupno throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Kupno avoids the body shot from Tourettes.
Kupno connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Kupno pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Tourettes throws out a loose jab but Kupno uses good head movement to avoid it.
Tourettes just misses with a punch to the body.
Tourettes fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kupno throws a sloppy head kick and Tourettes moves out of range easily.
Kupno is breathing heavily.
Kupno pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Tourettes looks to score with a jab to the body but Kupno is just out of range.
Kupno clobbers Tourettes with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Franciszek Kupno seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Tourettes throws a hook but Kupno blocks it.
Tourettes works the jab nicely.
A cross from Tourettes lands.
Tourettes scores with a hook to the body. Kupno takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Tourettes throws a big shot that misses.
Kupno thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Tourettes if he has to take too many more of those.
Good leg kick by Tourettes there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Tourettes - that will leave a mark!
Kupno scores with a spinning back kick!
Kupno tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Kupno keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tourettes ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Kupno moves away.
Kupno tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Tourettes misses with a looping left.
Tourettes scores with a hook to the body. Kupno takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Kupno slips a straight right by Tourettes.
Donk. Tourettes catches Kupno right on the button with a cross.
A jab from Tourettes misses.
Tourettes blocks the body kick.
Kupno throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Kupno throws a sloppy head kick and Tourettes moves out of range easily.
Tourettes has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Kupno.
A combination from Kupno does no damage.
Tourettes looks to throw the jab but Kupno is out of range.
Kupno slips under a jab.
Tourettes fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Kupno.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kupno checks the leg kick.
Kupno uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Tourettes.
Tourettes misses with a hook.
Kupno scores with a kick to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Tourettes jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Tourettes misses with a wild body shot.
Kupno tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Kupno throws a jab but it's blocked by Tourettes.
A head kick misses from Kupno.
Tourettes cracks Kupno with a good jab.
Kupno turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Kupno walks into a stiff left hand from Tourettes.
Tourettes scores with a punch to the head.
Tourettes fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Kupno manages to avoid it.
Tourettes misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Kupno.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Terry Tourettes dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! And we move into the final round!

Kupno pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Kupno fails to land with a series of punches.
Tourettes misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Kupno.
Kupno throws a head kick that misses.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Tourettes crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Kupno - the referee stops the clock and Tourettes gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Kupno. Tourettes manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Kupno lands a head kick. Tourettes smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Tourettes will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Tourettes.
Tourettes fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Kupno manages to avoid it.
Kupno lands with a right hand.
Kupno pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Kupno moves out of range as Tourettes strikes.
Nice jab there from Tourettes.
Tourettes is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Kupno.
A lazy left from Tourettes finds it's target.
Kupno takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Tourettes lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Kupno throws a wild body kick that Tourettes sees coming a mile off.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tourettes lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Tourettes lands a jab to Kupno's midsection.
Kupno throws a head kick but Tourettes moves out of range.
Kupno uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Tourettes.
Tourettes throws a lazy right hand but Kupno sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Tourettes misses with a looping left.
Kupno throws a sloppy head kick and Tourettes moves out of range easily.
Tourettes ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Kupno moves away.
A combination from Tourettes does no damage.
Tourettes has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Kupno.
Kupno blocks a head kick by Tourettes.
A looping hook to the body misses from Tourettes. Kupno does a little dance to reset his feet.
Kupno keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Tourettes.
Tourettes lands a nice looking body kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kupno with a jab.
Kupno lands a high kick!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kupno takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Tourettes scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Tourettes throws the left hand but Kupno avoids the punch easily.
Kupno steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Tourettes.
Tourettes moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Tourettes moves out of range as Kupno throws a body kick.
Tourettes attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Nice uppercut lands for Tourettes. That snapped Kupno's head back.
A telegraphed right hand from Tourettes misses the target.
Tourettes avoids the head kick by Kupno.
Good standup being displayed there by Tourettes as he connects with a hook.
Kupno needs to keep his hands up - Tourettes had a free shot at his head there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kupno walks into a straight right hand from Tourettes.
Kupno looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Kupno tests Tourettes's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Kupno lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Kupno pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Tourettes throws a shot from downtown. Kupno moves away and avoids it.
Tourettes lands with a nice body punch.
Good exchange - Tourettes coming out on top.

Kupno is rocked!
Jab from Tourettes.
Kupno is still on wobbly legs! Can Tourettes finish him?
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Tourettes takes one on the button.
Tourettes drops Kupno with a straight right hand, right on the button! Tourettes follows him down to the mat and pounds him out with hammerfists until the referee jumps in to end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:52 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Terry Tourettes!