PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Alexandre Iglesias (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and One Turd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). One Turd has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Alexandre Iglesias's chin.

Iglesias
vs
Turd

180 cm
24
160 lbs
10 - 1 - 0

175 cm
30
163 lbs
12 - 12 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Lethal high kicks
KO power

Good wrestler
Good low kicks
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Alexandre Iglesias!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 12 - 0, fighting out of New York, One Turd!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Lombardi, Russell Pearce and Eddie Farnsworth.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Turd misses with a few strikes there.
Turd swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Iglesias counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Turd throws a wild body kick that Iglesias sees coming a mile off.
Iglesias blocks a low kick nicely.
Turd does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Turd swings away with a leg kick that misses.

Turd shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Turd sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Iglesias defending well though.
Turd not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Turd has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Turd throws a strike but Iglesias avoids it easily and moves to full guard.
Turd missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Iglesias preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Turd throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Iglesias works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Turd throwing strikes but missing.
Iglesias wants to stand but Turd is controlling the position.
Turd throws a strike but Iglesias rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.

Turd looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.

Turd looking for subs off his back but Iglesias has passed one foot through into half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Turd is trying to get back to full guard.

Turd looking for subs from the bottom but Iglesias mounts him!
Turd is looking to get to half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turd wants to control but Iglesias is having none of it.
Turd working to try and regain half guard.
Iglesias controlling from mount.
Turd is trying desperately to improve position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Turd slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.
Iglesias not doing much here.
Turd manages to get to full guard.
Turd wants to improve his position but instead Iglesias has moved into half guard.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Turd makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Turd.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

One Turd dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

No joy there for Iglesias, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
One Turd seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Turd jabs at Iglesias's body.
Iglesias misses with a jab, cross combination.
Iglesias tries to score with a low kick but Turd moves his leg out of the way.
Turd misses with a low kick.
Turd throws a low kick but Iglesias avoids it.
Turd takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Turd fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Iglesias manages to avoid it.
Iglesias takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Turd throws out a leg kick but Iglesias moves out of range and Turd only half commits.
Turd tries to land a body kick
enabling Iglesias to counter with a crisp jab.
Iglesias listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Turd wants to land a leg kick but Iglesias is out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Turd, right into the meat.
Iglesias misses with a jab to the body
and Turd counters with a nice uppercut.
Turd misses with an attempted mid kick.
Turd throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Turd throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Turd throws a leg kick but Iglesias moved away.
One Turd is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Turd throws a jab but it's blocked by Iglesias.
Alexandre Iglesias is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Iglesias blocks a leg kick.
Iglesias lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Turd looks to throw a body kick
and Iglesias counters with a straight right hand.
Turd shoots in looking for a takedown but Iglesias manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Turd's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Iglesias displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Turd throws out the jab.
A nice leg kick lands there from Iglesias.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Turd throws a leg kick
and Iglesias counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Turd is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Iglesias misses with a few strikes there.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Turd fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Iglesias has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Turd misses with a body shot.
Iglesias checks a leg kick.
Turd fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Iglesias has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Iglesias avoids the head kick by Turd.
Turd shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Iglesias sprawls well. Iglesias wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Turd gets slowly back to his feet.
Turd misses with a head kick.
Turd fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Iglesias is out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Iglesias takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Turd is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Iglesias rather than just go for the knockout.
Turd lands a nice looking body shot.
Turd misses with a low kick.
Turd throws a sloppy head kick and Iglesias moves out of range easily.
Iglesias fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Turd is out of range.
Turd throws a nice outside leg kick.
A good leg kick by Turd.
Iglesias misses with a looping right.
Sloppy strikes from Turd. Those never looked like landing.
Some wild striking there from Turd.
Turd uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Iglesias.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Turd stuns Iglesias with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Turd misses with a straight right.
Turd lands with an overhand left.
A low kick from Turd misses
and Iglesias counters with a three punch combo that has Turd backing up. Turd nods at Iglesias to acknowledge the strikes.
Turd takes a swing at Iglesias's ribcage but misses.
Iglesias takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Turd lands a right hook to the body.
Iglesias drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Turd falls off balance throwing a combination
and Iglesias counters with a stiff right hand.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Turd attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Turd throws a hook but Iglesias blocks it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

One Turd showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

Good work by Iglesias as he checks the leg kick.
Iglesias dodges the punch combination from Turd.
Turd checks the leg kick nicely there.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Iglesias checks a leg kick.
Turd chopping away at his opponent's legs.

Iglesias gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Turd to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Turd trying to control the position from guard on top but Iglesias is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Turd throws a big right hand that misses.
Iglesias knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Turd on the ground.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Turd trying to control the position from guard on top but Iglesias is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Turd is looking to work some ground and pound but Iglesias has wrist control.
One Turd has got the better of the ground game so far.
Turd lands a couple of elbows.
Turd scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Turd loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Turd works over Iglesias with some ground and pound from guard.
Turd postures up in Iglesias's guard and throws a big left but Iglesias blocks it.
Iglesias has momentary wrist control but Turd slips an elbow through the middle.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Turd throwing strikes but missing.
Turd loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Turd trying to control the position from guard on top but Iglesias is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Turd is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.

Iglesias is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Turd thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Oh Iglesias is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Turd is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Turd postures up from his opponent's guard, before exploding into some vicious ground and pound! Iglesias covers up, he's hurt! Turd keeps throwing the strikes, glancing at the referee... Will he stop it?? One more big shot from Turd and the ref steps in to end the fight! Turd can't hide his delight as he celebrates with his corner.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:57 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). One Turd!