PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between JC The Easter Bunny (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sione Finau (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The Easter Bunny's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Bunny stuff. . Finau has chosen Ninja Gaiden as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

The Easter Bunny
vs
Finau

195 cm
22
289 lbs
12 - 3 - 0

191 cm
33
300 lbs
23 - 12 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Steel Terror-Trition: Video Proven 160Q
Steel Terror-Trition: Video Proven 160Q

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, JC The Easter Bunny!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 23 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Sione Finau!
The judges for this bout are Winston Howard, Damien Edna and Steve Erwin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Easter Bunny bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
The Easter Bunny tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Finau misses with an attempted mid kick.
The Easter Bunny has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Finau.
Finau fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but The Easter Bunny is out of range.
Jab by Finau.
The Easter Bunny throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Finau's head.

It looks like Sione Finau has been cut.
Finau waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract The Easter Bunny.
JC The Easter Bunny seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Finau throws an overhand right that lands on The Easter Bunny's shoulder, as The Easter Bunny tries to avoid the shot.
The Easter Bunny misses with a head kick.
The Easter Bunny throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Finau.
The Easter Bunny tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Finau looks to land a right hand but The Easter Bunny moved out of range.
A nice leg kick lands there from The Easter Bunny.
The Easter Bunny walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Finau avoids the head kick by The Easter Bunny.
Finau throws a hook but The Easter Bunny avoids it easily.
The Easter Bunny looks for the body kick but Finau saw that one coming.

Finau throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. The Easter Bunny tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Finau is in The Easter Bunny's guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
The Easter Bunny preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
The Easter Bunny controls Finau momentarily but Finau frees himself.
Finau looking to pass the guard.
The Easter Bunny working a defensive guard here.
Finau postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Finau throwing strikes from guard but The Easter Bunny blocks nicely.
The Easter Bunny is trying to control the position from the bottom.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The Easter Bunny has his hands on Finau's head, controlling the position.
The Easter Bunny keeping moving, preventing Finau from controlling successfully.
Finau must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Finau throws a big elbow that misses.
The Easter Bunny wants to sweep but no luck.
Finau trying to control the position from guard on top but The Easter Bunny is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
The Easter Bunny misses with a head kick.
The Easter Bunny pushes Finau away with a front kick.
Finau moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.

It looks like JC The Easter Bunny has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The Easter Bunny misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Finau fakes high and swings low for a body shot but The Easter Bunny manages to avoid it.
A kick lands to the mid section there for The Easter Bunny.
Finau takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
The Easter Bunny throws a head kick but Finau moves out of range.
A head kick misses from The Easter Bunny.
Finau avoids the head kick by The Easter Bunny.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Finau scores with a jab to the head.
Finau misses with a head kick.
The Easter Bunny turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
The Easter Bunny throws a sloppy head kick and Finau moves out of range easily.

Finau shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. The Easter Bunny is trying to defend but Finau finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
The Easter Bunny slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Finau looking to pass the guard.

The Easter Bunny looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Finau throwing strikes from guard but The Easter Bunny blocks nicely.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

The Easter Bunny throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Finau throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Finau wants to control from the top but The Easter Bunny keeps moving.
Finau trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Finau landing with the ground and pound.
The Easter Bunny is trying to keep Finau in close.

The Easter Bunny throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Finau is stalling in the full guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Sione Finau will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Finau bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of The Easter Bunny's head.
The Easter Bunny takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Finau swings and misses with a hook to the body.
The Easter Bunny throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
The Easter Bunny misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Finau buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
A head kick misses from The Easter Bunny.
The Easter Bunny throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Finau lands a monster head kick that reverborates around the arena! The crowd goes wild as The Easter Bunny crumples to the floor! Finau milks the crowd's applause and if that isn't knockout of the night, I will be very surprised!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:42 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Sione Finau!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Sione Finau made sure he mentioned Supersize Me, along with how happy he was to win his fight.