PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Whoopass Orrobpeople (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dante Fertit (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Fertit's choice of entrance music: Roots Bloody Roots. Whoopass Orrobpeople has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Orrobpeople
vs
Fertit

196 cm
33
270 lbs
10 - 4 - 0

195 cm
28
273 lbs
17 - 10 - 0

BJJ Red Belt
Solid boxing
Insanely flexible

Powerful takedowns
Excellent boxer
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Whoopass Orrobpeople!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dante Fertit!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Gwen Towbar and Chris Downing.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Orrobpeople swings for the body but Fertit moves out of range.
A bone on bone clash there as Orrobpeople blocks the leg kick.
Orrobpeople loads up on a big right hand but Fertit slips the punch.
Orrobpeople throws a predictable looking body shot
and Fertit counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

It looks like Whoopass Orrobpeople has been cut.

Orrobpeople feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Fertit is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Orrobpeople looking to pass the guard.

Orrobpeople drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Fertit dives on top into guard.
Fertit pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Orrobpeople is keeping the position for now.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Orrobpeople lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Fertit!
Fertit is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Fertit is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Orrobpeople with some aggressive grappling here. He's looking for submissions here, rather than waiting for the opportunity to counter.
Orrobpeople landing shots from mount.
Orrobpeople pushing the pace here, looking to move to his opponents back and work for a finish.

Orrobpeople looking to secure an arm triangle but Fertit defends it well.

Orrobpeople jumps to side control looking for an arm triangle but Fertit manages to avoid the submission attempt.

Orrobpeople goes for an armbar! This could be all over! Wait, no, Fertit rolls with the submission and now he's on top in Orrobpeople's guard! Nice work there by Fertit!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Fertit wants to control from the top but Orrobpeople keeps moving.
Fertit not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Fertit slips nicely into half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fertit lands with a punch from half guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Orrobpeople has hold of a guillotine but he's not going to be able to crank on it really with only half guard, so it's no trouble for Fertit. Oh but Orrobpeople has got full guard now! Oh boy! This one could be over very soon! Fertit goes limp - he's gone! Orrobpeople jumps up and celebrates with the crowd - fantastic submission finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Whoopass Orrobpeople!
After winning the bout, Whoopass Orrobpeople thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.