PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Hanz Titties (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Drederic Tatum (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tatum is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Corrosion of Conformity - Vote with a bullet. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Titties
vs
Tatum

180 cm
32
158 lbs
18 - 8 - 0

175 cm
27
142 lbs
16 - 12 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the featherweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Hanz Titties!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Drederic Tatum!
The judges for this bout are Yuuki Gou, Kenichi Hosakawa and Yasuomi Hirokawa.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A chopping leg kick lands by Titties.
Tatum defending well as Titties loads up on a big left hand.
Tatum staying out of range there.
Drederic Tatum seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Tatum looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Titties lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Titties connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Tatum momentarily.

It looks like Drederic Tatum has been cut.
Tatum tries to clinch up but Titties circles away and keeps his distance.
Tatum throws a jab when Titties was well out of range.
Tatum ducks under a wild hook from Titties.
Tatum tries to close the distance and clinch but Titties swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.

Tatum clinches up with Titties and pushes him back against the cage.
Titties blocks an elbow strike from Tatum.
Titties is pushing Tatum up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
A short left from Tatum.
Tatum is looking to break free of the clinch but Titties has double underhooks.
Titties with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Titties is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Titties tries to stall but Tatum uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
A shot in the inside from Titties.
Titties trying to land knees to the body.
Titties has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Tatum after a bit of a struggle.
Titties blocks a body shot from Tatum.
Titties controlling the action here for a moment.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Tatum.

Titties manages to break the clinch.
Titties looks to land a left hand but Tatum moved out of range nicely.
Titties scores with a punch to the head.

Tatum is rocked!
Titties throws a powerful right kick. Tatum tried to block low but the kick was high! Tatum was taken right off of his feet! Titties jumps in to finish the job and the ref tackles him! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Hanz Titties!
Hanz Titties is the new featherweight champion!