PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Garrosh Hellscream (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Florencio Dragovich (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hellscream's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, War March. Dragovich has chosen Pink Floyd - $MON€Y$ as his entrance music. Garrosh Hellscream is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Hellscream
vs
Dragovich

225 cm
25
185 lbs
10 - 2 - 0

183 cm
24
180 lbs
12 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Steel Penn's Laundry 93%
Hell's Balls Recovery (160)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Garrosh Hellscream!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Florencio Dragovich!
The judges for this bout are Paul Gruel, Colin Fray and Micheangelo Fripello.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dragovich misses with an uppercut
and Hellscream counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Dragovich is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Hellscream works over Dragovich's head and body with a nice combination.
Hellscream tries to bum rush Dragovich with a series of wild strikes but Dragovich uses good footwork to avoid the assault.

Dragovich changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Hellscream looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Hellscream takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.
Dragovich scores with a couple of short elbows.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dragovich wants to lay and pray for a moment but Hellscream keeps working.
Hellscream really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Dragovich sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but Hellscream is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.
Dragovich scoring with punches and elbows.
Hellscream is looking to reverse the position.
Dragovich grinds an elbow into Hellscream's temple.

Hellscream is rocked!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Dragovich landing with strikes to the head and body from side control.
Oh Hellscream is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dragovich is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down Hellscream's shoulder. That is not cool.
Dragovich is working Hellscream over with some ground and pound from side control.
A big shot lands for Dragovich! That's hurt Hellscream! Will he recover? Dragovich fires away with more strikes and the referee has to step in to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Florencio Dragovich!
Our winner, Florencio Dragovich, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.