PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Albert Klump (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brock Lesnar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Klump comes into the arena with HEY HEY HEY blaring out of the sound system. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Klump
vs
Lesnar

198 cm
23
285 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

200 cm
22
305 lbs
4 - 4 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Improved boxing
Good chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Convicted

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Albert Klump!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Brock Lesnar!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Timothy Bukovac and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Klump tries to bum rush Lesnar with a series of wild strikes but Lesnar uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Klump throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Klump throws a right and a left that both miss.
Jab, jab by Klump - just one landing.
Klump lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Lesnar misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Lesnar has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Klump finds it's way round the side to connect with Lesnar's head.
Brock Lesnar seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Klump cracks Lesnar with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Klump lands a hook that stumbles Lesnar back into the cage. Klump follows up with a straight and another hook that land right on the button, dropping Lesnar to the canvas! Klump pounces and lands several unanswered shots - Lesnar has had enough and taps out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Albert Klump!