PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Urinus Limberdinkle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Flavius Aetius (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Limberdinkle comes to the cage accompanied by BLUNT- The Iron Maiden. Flavius Aetius has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Limberdinkle
vs
Aetius

167 cm
28
163 lbs
22 - 6 - 0

178 cm
30
161 lbs
21 - 8 - 1

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Urinus Limberdinkle!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Flavius Aetius!
The judges for this bout are Yves DeLean, William Peck and Robert Douchet.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Limberdinkle fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Aetius checks it well.
A head kick by Limberdinkle misses
and Aetius counters with a big head kick but Limberdinkle shrugs it off.
Limberdinkle moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Aetius looks to land a body kick but Limberdinkle moved away.
Aetius lands a leg kick that knocks Limberdinkle off balance momentarily.
Aetius throws a low kick, looking for Limberdinkle's leg but Limberdinkle calmly moves out of range.
Limberdinkle connects with a solid leg kick.
Limberdinkle swings for the body but Aetius moves out of range.
Limberdinkle tries to clinch but Aetius is having none of it.
Aetius tries a low kick but Limberdinkle avoids it.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Aetius chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Limberdinkle can pounce on him.
Limberdinkle tries a head kick but it misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Aetius avoids the head kick by Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A chopping leg kick lands by Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Limberdinkle finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Limberdinkle chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Aetius can pounce on him.
Aetius lands with a kick to the ribs.
Limberdinkle throws a head kick but Aetius moves out of range.
Aetius blocks a jab.
Limberdinkle throws a lazy head kick
and Aetius counters with a slapping leg kick.
Limberdinkle tries to land a front kick but Aetius steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Good leg kick by Aetius there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle lands a right hook to the body.

Limberdinkle clinches with his opponent.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Aetius is working on a single leg takedown against the cage. Limberdinkle can't fight it off and eventually Aetius manages to take the fight to the floor. Limberdinkle looks annoyed but at least he's managed to land in guard.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Aetius working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Limberdinkle's head.
Aetius tries to free his leg and advance position but Limberdinkle is retaining full guard.
Limberdinkle looking to hit a scissor sweep but Aetius is one step ahead there.
Aetius trying to control but Limberdinkle is working from the bottom.
Aetius lands a couple of decent looking shots.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Aetius stands and throws Limberdinkle's legs to the side, diving into side control.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle tries to bench press Aetius off him but Aetius keeps the position.
Limberdinkle might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Aetius trying to control the action but Limberdinkle is working from the bottom.
Limberdinkle is looking to reverse the position.
Limberdinkle manages to work his way to half guard, despite Aetius's best efforts.
Limberdinkle regains full guard. Nicely done.
Limberdinkle is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Limberdinkle trying to control the position.
Limberdinkle has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
Aetius is in a horrible position here. Limberdinkle smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
Limberdinkle trying to control but Aetius is having none of it.
Aetius really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Urinus Limberdinkle will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Aetius looks for the body kick but Limberdinkle saw that one coming.
Aetius takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Flavius Aetius is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Aetius takes a kick to the side of the head.
Limberdinkle displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Aetius.
Aetius scoring well with a low kick there.
Limberdinkle connects with a leg kick. Aetius looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Aetius misses with a low kick.
Limberdinkle misses the shot to the body.
Limberdinkle misses with a wild body shot.
Limberdinkle throws a sloppy head kick and Aetius moves out of range easily.
Limberdinkle throws a head kick that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Aetius shoots in looking for a takedown. Limberdinkle tries to sprawl out of it but Aetius keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Limberdinkle manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Limberdinkle lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Aetius circles away quickly and effectively.
Limberdinkle is looking to wear down Aetius with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Aetius throws a low kick but Limberdinkle moves out of range easily.
Limberdinkle throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Aetius dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Limberdinkle. That did some damage!
Aetius looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Limberdinkle throws a leg kick but Aetius sees it coming and moves out of range.
Aetius fails with the takedown.
Urinus Limberdinkle has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Flavius Aetius.
Aetius shoots for a takedown but Limberdinkle saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle scores with a hook to the body. Aetius takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Aetius fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Limberdinkle tries to work over Aetius's front leg with a kick but Aetius checks it.
Aetius looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Limberdinkle is fending him off so far but Aetius persists. Nope, Limberdinkle circles away and we're back to standing.
Urinus Limberdinkle is winning the standup battle so far.
Limberdinkle throws a leg kick but Aetius sees it coming and moves out of range.
Limberdinkle fails in his attempt to clinch.
Limberdinkle misses with a kick to the body.
Limberdinkle throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Urinus Limberdinkle seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Limberdinkle fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Aetius.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Aetius looks for a takedown but Limberdinkle sprawls well.
A head kick misses from Limberdinkle.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Aetius checks a leg kick.
Aetius scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Limberdinkle attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Limberdinkle plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Limberdinkle throws a quick inside leg kick.
Aetius misses with a leg kick
and Limberdinkle counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Limberdinkle lands a nice shot to the body.
Limberdinkle thumps Aetius with a low kick.
Limberdinkle throws a sloppy head kick and Aetius moves out of range easily.
Limberdinkle blocks the body kick.
A head kick by Limberdinkle misses
and Aetius counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Limberdinkle keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Aetius throws a head kick that Limberdinkle semi-blocks.
Limberdinkle takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Limberdinkle moves out of range of the leg kick from Aetius.
Limberdinkle throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Aetius's waist but Aetius gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Limberdinkle off to one side.
An inside leg kick from Limberdinkle misses.
Limberdinkle just misses with a punch to the body.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Aetius fails with the takedown.
Aetius displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Limberdinkle.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Urinus Limberdinkle dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Aetius avoids a kick to the body.
Both fighters circling a little - Limberdinkle finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Aetius fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Aetius uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Limberdinkle.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Limberdinkle - that will leave a mark!
Limberdinkle chopping away at his opponent's legs.

Limberdinkle moves into range and clinches up with Aetius.
Limberdinkle misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Aetius.
Limberdinkle trying to land knees to the body.
Limberdinkle slows down the pace here.
Limberdinkle trying to land knees to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Limberdinkle gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Aetius.
Limberdinkle misses with a hook to the ribs.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Limberdinkle just misses with a elbow thrown towards Aetius's brow.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Aetius has Limberdinkle pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Limberdinkle manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Limberdinkle misses with an elbow over the top.
Limberdinkle fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Limberdinkle is looking to control Aetius's arms but Aetius gets an underhook and turns him. Now Limberdinkle has his back to the cage.
Aetius can't get the takedown.
Urinus Limberdinkle has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Flavius Aetius.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Aetius blocks a punch to the side of the head.

Limberdinkle breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Aetius throws a quick inside leg kick.
Limberdinkle shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Aetius as he avoids it easily.
Aetius's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
The fight stays on the outside here - Limberdinkle looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Limberdinkle avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
A head kick by Limberdinkle misses
and Aetius counters with a big head kick but Limberdinkle shrugs it off.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Aetius throws a body kick that misses.
Limberdinkle turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Aetius takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Aetius fakes the leg kick and cracks Limberdinkle in the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Aetius throws a nice inside leg kick.
Aetius throws a head kick that misses
and Limberdinkle counters with a nice low kick that buckles Aetius's knee momentarily.
Limberdinkle fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Limberdinkle connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Limberdinkle throws a leg kick

and Aetius counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Aetius trying to control the position from guard on top but Limberdinkle is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Aetius engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Aetius throws an elbow that misses. Limberdinkle uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Aetius's guard. Nice move by Limberdinkle!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle trying to control the position from guard on top but Aetius is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Aetius pulls Limberdinkle in close to prevent any damage.
Limberdinkle sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Aetius's guard.
Flavius Aetius has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Limberdinkle missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Limberdinkle slows the pace down in half guard.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Limberdinkle is looking for the mount but instead finds himself back in full guard.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Urinus Limberdinkle.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Limberdinkle, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Yves DeLean scores the fight 30:27
Judge William Peck scores the fight 29:28
Judge Robert Douchet scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Urinus Limberdinkle!
Urinus Limberdinkle really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Down Under - Supplements.160Q Video Proof logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.