PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Homer Simpson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kriztov The Yeti (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The Yeti has chosen Duran Duran- Eye of the tiger as his entrance music. Homer Simpson could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Kriztov The Yeti's chin.

Simpson
vs
The Yeti

205 cm
20
280 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

225 cm
25
300 lbs
7 - 5 - 0

Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Excellent boxer
Determined

Hilo Nutrition
Hilo Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Homer Simpson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Kriztov The Yeti!
The judges for this bout are Marco Blurström, Arvi Lind and Johanna Lukiainen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Simpson fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with The Yeti, pushing him back against the ropes.
A shot in the inside from Simpson.
A short right from Simpson on the inside.
The Yeti working hard to break the clinch.
Simpson is leaning against The Yeti and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
A right hook to the body lands for Simpson.
The Yeti looks gassed!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Simpson keeps the fight in the clinch, despite The Yeti's efforts to push away.
Simpson pushes The Yeti back against the ropes and lands a hook to the side of the head.

It looks like Kriztov The Yeti has been cut.
Simpson lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt The Yeti or not.

Simpson creates a bit of space for himself and unleashed what can only be described as a tiger uppercut, straight out of Street Fighter! The Yeti crashes to the mat! Can he make it back to his feet in time? 3,4,5, yes, he's made it back to his feet. He seems OK so it looks like we're going to continue!

The Yeti is rocked!
Nice body punch from Simpson.
The Yeti is still on wobbly legs! Can Simpson finish him?
Simpson lands with a good body shot.
Simpson scores with a jab to the body.
The Yeti seems to have recovered his senses.
Simpson lands a right hook to the body.

Simpson closes the distance and clinches.
The Yeti wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Simpson breaks the clinch momentarily and cracks The Yeti with a big right hook that drops him to the canvas! The Yeti looks like he might be in big trouble here! The referee has started the count straight away and we're up to 5 already. The Yeti get to one knee - can he make it back to his feet? No, he's flopped back to the mat - he's out - this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Homer Simpson!
Homer Simpson very nearly forgot to thank Hilo Nutrition amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.