PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Funk Jou (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and The Moottoripaa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Moottoripaa has chosen Rock Out! as his entrance music. Both fighters really staring each other down here, as The Moottoripaa enters the ring!

Jou
vs
Moottoripaa

180 cm
22
224 lbs
8 - 1 - 0

182 cm
26
212 lbs
12 - 5 - 0

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TITAN

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Funk Jou!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 5 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, The Moottoripaa!
The judges for this bout are Vladimir Khabensky, Fedor Mirinova and Sergei Dronov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Moottoripaa throws a body punch but Jou moves out of range.
Jou slips under a jab from Moottoripaa.
Funk Jou seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Moottoripaa takes one on the chin but keeps coming.

It looks like The Moottoripaa has been cut.
Jou throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Moottoripaa uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Jou has time to react.

Jou drops Moottoripaa with a left right combo! Jou follows him down to the ground into side control.

Moottoripaa is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Jou cracks Moottoripaa with a big elbow. Oh, he's hurt! Jou immediately mounts and start dropping bombs! Moottoripaa is done! The referee jumps in and saves him from any more punishment - a quick and decisive finish by Jou!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Funk Jou!
A relieved looking Funk Jou thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.