PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Brian Blessed (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pussy Juice (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Blessed comes to the cage accompanied by Alive - P.O.D. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Blessed
vs
Juice

175 cm
28
153 lbs
13 - 5 - 1

169 cm
28
157 lbs
13 - 6 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Very strong

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Powerful

ANABOLIC **160** LAUNDRY

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 5 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Brian Blessed!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Pussy Juice!
The judges for this bout are Wagner Zegers, Aafke Stam and Paulsen Ambrosius.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Juice takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Blessed lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Blessed throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Juice counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
A telegraphed right hand from Blessed misses the target.
Blessed avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Blessed uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Juice fails with a takedown attempt.
Blessed throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Juice staying out of range there.
Blessed connects with a right hand. Juice shakes it off.
Blessed moves out of range as Juice strikes.
Juice looks to clinch
and Blessed counters with a stiff right hand.

Excellent takedown into side control there by Juice.

That's one minute gone in the round.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Blessed wants to control but Juice postures up.
Blessed is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Juice asserts his dominance and retains side control.
Blessed is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Juice moving around in side mount but really he's just happy to control for now.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Juice tries to advance to mount but can't.
Juice controlling from side mount.
Blessed is pushing Juice's head away, looking to escape. Juice manages to hold on to the position though.
Juice tries to advance to mount but can't.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
A lull in the action here as Juice stalls from top position.
Blessed is trying to control Juice's posture but Juice avoids it.
Juice taking a breather here.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Blessed moves out of range of the strikes.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Juice misses with a few strikes there.
Juice scores with a body shot.
Blessed throws a looping overhand right but Juice ducks down to avoid it.

Juice manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Blessed on his heels. He'll look to pass Blessed's guard now, I'm sure.
Blessed keeping full guard, as Juice tries to pass.
Blessed wants to stand but Juice is controlling the position.
Juice trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Juice controls from within his opponent's guard.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Juice in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pussy Juice dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Juice throws a lazy right hand but Blessed sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Blessed takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Juice with a jab.
Blessed swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Blessed catches Juice with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Juice throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.

Blessed gets tackled into the cage by Juice. Juice maintains the clinch.
Juice works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Juice misses with some punches.
Blessed blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Juice.
Juice fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Juice gets through Blessed's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
The referee calls for Juice to work.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A short body shot lands from Juice as the two fighters clinch.
Blessed wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Juice has him pressed against the cage.
Juice has Blessed pushed against the cage.
Juice misses with a hook from the clinch.
Blessed wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Juice has him pressed against the cage.
Blessed wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Juice has him pressed against the cage.
Juice presses Blessed against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Blessed stalling in the clinch but Juice improves position.
Juice jumps guard but Blessed stands there with Juice around his waist. Juice gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Juice controlling the action here for a moment.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Juice misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Juice fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Blessed blocking some punches.
Juice lands a shot to the body.
Juice tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Blessed's elbow.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Come on Blessed - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Blessed manages to break the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A slow jab from Blessed misses its intended target.
Juice dives in and grabs Blessed's left leg, looking for a takedown. Blessed pushes down on Juice's head and hops out.
A big right from Blessed misses.
Juice takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Blessed uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Juice.
Blessed is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Juice avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Blessed misses with a right hand
and Juice counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Juice misses with a hook.
Juice throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Blessed stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.

Juice closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Juice lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Juice has Blessed pushed against the cage.
Juice is trying to drag Blessed to the mat but Blessed just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Brian Blessed has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Pussy Juice.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Juice lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Blessed backwards.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Juice tries a body shot but Blessed blocks it.
Juice tries to work over Blessed's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Juice misses with a punch on the inside.
Juice is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Blessed to keep the fight standing.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Juice lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Blessed has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Juice lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Juice scores with a shot to the side of Blessed's head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pussy Juice showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

Juice misses with a combination
and Blessed counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Juice tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Blessed was well out of range. Poor timing from Juice.
Blessed misses with a straight right.
Blessed scores with the left hand. Juice knows he should have avoided that one.
Juice pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Blessed throws a hook but Juice avoids it easily.
Juice swings for the body but Blessed moves out of range.
Blessed throws a hook to the side of Juice's head but Juice sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
No joy there for Blessed, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Juice avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
No joy there for Blessed, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Blessed misses with a left hand
and Juice cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Juice jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Brian Blessed is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Juice.
Blessed connects with a nice looking jab.
Juice blocks a jab.
Juice moves away from the strike by Blessed.
Blessed is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Juice.
Brian Blessed is winning the standup battle so far.
Juice misses with a left hand
and Blessed counters with a three punch combo that has Juice backing up. Juice nods at Blessed to acknowledge the strikes.
Juice loads up on a big right hand but Blessed slips the punch.
Juice moves out of range of the strikes.
Blessed missing with a left hand there. Juice was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Juice with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Blessed to score with a decent uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Juice digs a good hook to Blessed's body.
Blessed connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Juice momentarily.
Blessed waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Juice.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Blessed misses with a right hand
and Juice cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Blessed moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Blessed catches Juice with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Juice bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Blessed's head backwards.
Good shot there by Blessed.
Juice misses with a jab to the body
and Blessed counters with a stiff right hand.
Juice's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Blessed connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Juice scrambles back to his feet.
Juice misses the shot to the body.
Juice misses with a wild combination.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Blessed misses with a straight right.
Blessed jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Blessed throws a hook but Juice blocks it.
The fighters circling - Juice throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Juice just misses with a punch to the body.
Brian Blessed has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Juice looks to land a left hand but Blessed moved out of range nicely.
Blessed throws a jab when Juice was well out of range.
Blessed slaps away a takedown attempt from Juice, before circling back to the center of the mat.
A big right from Blessed misses.
Juice throws an overhand right that lands on Blessed's shoulder, as Blessed tries to avoid the shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Blessed scores with the left hand. Juice knows he should have avoided that one.
Juice swings for the body but Blessed moves out of range.
Juice moves away from the strike by Blessed.
Juice lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Juice lands with a hook. Blessed tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Juice ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Juice on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.

Juice fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Blessed, pushing him back against the cage.
Blessed blocking some punches.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Juice throws a punch but it's blocked by Blessed.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Juice tries to circle away but Blessed has him pinned against the cage.
Blessed is looking to control Juice's arms but Juice gets an underhook and turns him. Now Blessed has his back to the cage.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Brian Blessed.
I think Juice has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Wagner Zegers scores the fight 28:29
Judge Aafke Stam scores the fight 28:29
Judge Paulsen Ambrosius scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Pussy Juice!
Post fight, Pussy Juice stared into the camera and said 'PUSSY AINT GOT NO FACE HOMIE!! '.