PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ameri CanChopper (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and San Franpsycho (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). CanChopper comes into the arena with Badass blaring out of the sound system. This should be a great matchup!

CanChopper
vs
Franpsycho

200 cm
25
249 lbs
9 - 3 - 0

198 cm
23
272 lbs
12 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Hell's Balls Recovery (160)
ANABOLIC **160** and LAUNDRY

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ameri CanChopper!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, San Franpsycho!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Robert Twigg and Frank Dennis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
CanChopper missing with a left hand there. Franpsycho was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
CanChopper walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Franpsycho checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Franpsycho checks a low kick from CanChopper.

CanChopper gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Franpsycho keeps the fight in the clinch, despite CanChopper's efforts to push away.
Franpsycho looking to slow down the pace here.
CanChopper with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
CanChopper trying to land knees to the body.
CanChopper missing with knees to the body.
CanChopper scores with a knee to the head.

It looks like San Franpsycho has been cut.
Franpsycho looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
CanChopper connects with a nasty looking knee right to Franpsycho's face.
Franpsycho stalling in the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Franpsycho has a couple of punches blocked by CanChopper.
Franpsycho taking a breather.
CanChopper blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
CanChopper tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
CanChopper using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Franpsycho has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Franpsycho wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
CanChopper manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
CanChopper tries to land a knee to the head but Franpsycho blocks with his arms.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Franpsycho.
Franpsycho is trying to break free.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
CanChopper stalling.
CanChopper lands a knee to the body.
CanChopper prevents a body shot from Franpsycho.
Franpsycho tries a body shot but CanChopper blocks it.
A left hand lands to the body for Franpsycho.
Franpsycho dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Franpsycho lands a nice shot to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Franpsycho stalling the fight.
Franpsycho lands with a short shot to the head.
Franpsycho lands with a left to the head.
CanChopper lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Franpsycho wants to stall.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Franpsycho fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
CanChopper tries a body shot but Franpsycho blocks it.
Franpsycho looking to slow down the pace here.
Franpsycho lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Franpsycho wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
CanChopper missing with knees to the body.
Franpsycho swings wildly with an uppercut but CanChopper uses good head movement to avoid it.
Franpsycho struggles to land a body shot inside as CanChopper controls his hands.
CanChopper lands a knee to the body.

CanChopper's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Franpsycho moves away from the strike by CanChopper.
Franpsycho blocks a jab.
Franpsycho just misses with a punch to the body.
CanChopper throws out a loose jab but Franpsycho uses good head movement to avoid it.
CanChopper fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Franpsycho fakes high and swings low for a body shot but CanChopper manages to avoid it.
CanChopper takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Franpsycho uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before CanChopper has time to react.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
CanChopper rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Franpsycho counters with a lovely shot to the body.
CanChopper walks into a straight right hand from Franpsycho.
Franpsycho comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
CanChopper is breathing heavily.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A looping hook to the body misses from Franpsycho. CanChopper does a little dance to reset his feet.
San Franpsycho seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
CanChopper defending well as Franpsycho loads up on a big left hand.
A big left from CanChopper misses.
CanChopper takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

San Franpsycho dominated that round.
The cut man is working on San Franpsycho's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

CanChopper takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Franpsycho fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches CanChopper on the side of the head.

CanChopper is rocked!

Franpsycho closes the distance and pushes CanChopper back into the cage.
Oh CanChopper is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Franpsycho avoiding damage as CanChopper throws knees to the body.
Franpsycho on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Franpsycho creates a bit of space for himself and rocks CanChopper with a big uppercut! CanChopper tries to clinch up but Franpsycho pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples CanChopper to the mat! CanChopper covers up and Franpsycho unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:23 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). San Franpsycho!
During a confident post fight interview, San Franpsycho thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.