PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lord Vader (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nose Goose (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Vader kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Same Ol' Road. On his way into the cage it seems that Lord Vader has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Lord Vader seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Vader
vs
Goose

225 cm
33
295 lbs
21 - 14 - 2

150 cm
28
300 lbs
6 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
Brawler
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 14 - 2, fighting out of St Petersburg, Lord Vader!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 4 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Nose Goose!
The judges for this bout are Viktor Lagutenko, Dmitry Maklakov and Igor Prikhodko.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Goose with a poor takedown
and Goose takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Goose fails with the takedown
and Vader counters with a nice body kick.
Goose looks gassed!

Vader lands a jab followed by a vicious hook that sends Goose sprawling to the canvas. Vader follows him down, looking for the kill. Can Goose hang on?

It looks like Nose Goose has been cut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Vader connects with a nice short shot to Goose's temple.

Vader in half guard on the top. He's looking for a kimura... He's got it locked and he's managed to free his trapped foot. Goose tries to escape but it's on too tight and he has to tap! Great BJJ skills there from Vader!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Lord Vader!
Lord Vader seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.