PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Mick Foley (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Slavalengus Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). On his way into the cage it seems that Mick Foley has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Mick Foley seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Foley
vs
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer

190 cm
25
201 lbs
8 - 7 - 1

178 cm
25
197 lbs
11 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Hell's Balls Recovery (160)
Hell's Balls Recovery (160)

Hell's Balls Recovery (160)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 7 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Mick Foley!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Slavalengus Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer!
The judges for this bout are Donatello Bradman, Bruno Hogan and Hugh Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer throws a hook but Foley blocks it.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Foley.
Foley scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer doesn't seem bothered though.
The fighters circling - Foley throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Foley scores with a decent looking hook.
Foley misses with a hook.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Foley misses the shot to the body.
Foley thows a body shot but no joy.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Foley.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer is trying hard to land a takedown here. Foley sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Foley swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer throws a series of punches but Foley avoids them all with ease.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Foley.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Nice body punch from Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer misses with a right hand
and Foley counters with a nice uppercut.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer throws an overhand right that lands on Foley's shoulder, as Foley tries to avoid the shot.
Foley misses the shot to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Foley needs to keep his hands up - Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer had a free shot at his head there.
Foley works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Foley takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Foley throws out the jab.
Foley works Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer's body with a nice hook.
No luck for Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer with that takedown attempt.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Mick Foley is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer looks to land a right hand but Foley moved out of range.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer lands an overhand right.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer throws a hook but Foley avoids it easily.
Foley misses with a hook. Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer ducked under it nicely.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A slow jab from Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer misses its intended target.
Foley uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer has time to react.
Foley throws out a powerful jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer throws a right and a left that Foley avoids nicely.
Foley throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Foley throws out a loose jab but Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer uses good head movement to avoid it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Foley cracks Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer with a right hand to the side of the head.
Foley lands with an overhand left.
Foley drops his hands momentarily and Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Foley misses with a looping right.
Foley walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Foley lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Foley stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Foley wants it to stay on the feet.
Mick Foley has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Slavalengus Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer.
Foley throws an overhand right that lands on Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer's shoulder, as Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer tries to avoid the shot.
A big right from Foley misses.
Foley defending well as Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer loads up on a big left hand.
Foley waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer.
Foley cracks Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Foley misses the jab.
No joy there for Foley, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Foley scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Foley moves away from the strike by Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer.
Donk. Foley catches Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer right on the button with a cross.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Foley is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer throws a jab but it's blocked by Foley.
Foley slips under a jab.
Foley throws a good cross that connects.
Foley misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer misses with a body shot.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer ducks under a wild hook from Foley.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Foley uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer.
A punch combination from Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer misses.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer blocks a jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Foley throws a hook to the side of Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer's head but Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Foley is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer blocks a jab.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer misses with a two punch combination.
A slow jab from Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer misses its intended target.
Foley moves away from the strike by Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer misses with a body shot.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer, as that shot connected.
Foley misses with a looping right.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Foley misses the body punch
and Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer counters with a nice uppercut.
Foley cracks Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer with an open hand slap.
Foley throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Foley is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Foley bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer's head backwards.
Foley is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Mick Foley will probably get the nod.
That's time! Foley's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Foley throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Foley throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Foley misses with the combination.
Foley misses with a looping right.
A slow jab from Foley misses its intended target.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer misses with a looping right.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer moves into range and connects with a jab.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Foley throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
A cross from Foley lands.
Good work by Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer as he checks the leg kick.
Foley thows a body shot but no joy.
Foley keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer.
Foley throws a hook but Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer avoids it easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Foley pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Foley.
A jab from Foley misses.
Foley swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Foley scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Foley throws a low kick but Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer avoids it.
Nice straight punches there by Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer.
Foley slips under a jab from Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Foley.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer slips under a jab.
Foley throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer loads up on a big right hand but Foley slips the punch.
Foley ducks under a wild hook from Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer shoots in looking for a takedown. Foley tries to sprawl out of it but Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Foley manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer misses with a double jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer throws a jab but it's blocked by Foley.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer tries to score a power double leg takedown but Foley sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer somewhat.
Mick Foley has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Slavalengus Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer.
Foley lands with a cross.
Foley uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer lands a really nice looking cross but Foley seems unphased.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer moves out of range as Foley strikes.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer swinging wildly here.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer closes the distance and clinches up with Foley, looking for a takedown. Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer pushes Foley against the cage but Foley circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Foley moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer throws an overhand right that lands on Foley's shoulder, as Foley tries to avoid the shot.
Foley throws a hook to the side of Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer's head but Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Mick Foley is winning the standup battle so far.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer checks a low kick from Foley.
Foley throws a lazy right hand but Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A nice inside leg kick there by Foley. That's going to slow Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer down.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer moves out of range of the strikes.
Foley jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Foley throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer blocks a jab.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer slips under a jab.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Foley.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Foley.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Foley moves out of range as Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer strikes.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer thuds a left hand into Foley's body.
Foley takes one to the side of the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer moves out of range as Foley strikes.
Foley keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer jabs at Foley's body.
A swing and a miss from Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Foley throws a hook but Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer blocks it.
Jab from Foley.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Foley, right into the meat.
Foley throws a big shot that misses.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer throws a hook but Foley blocks it.
Foley misses with a two punch combination.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer throws a lazy right hand but Foley sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.

Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Slavalengus Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

Foley scores with a jab to the head.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer lands a jab to Foley's midsection.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer digs a good body shot into Foley's ribs.
Foley fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer is out of range.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Foley lands with an overhand left.
The fighters circling - Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Foley blocks a jab.
A swing and a miss from Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Foley throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Foley.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Foley on the side of the head.
Foley tries to score with a low kick but Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer moves his leg out of the way.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Foley.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer throws a shot from downtown. Foley moves away and avoids it.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer moves forwards but Foley connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer walks into a left hand.
Foley blocks a jab.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer lands with a hook. Foley tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Foley misses with an uppercut. Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer saw that one coming.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Foley.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer throws a lazy right hand but Foley sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer looks to land a left hand but Foley moved out of range nicely.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Foley.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Foley throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A telegraphed right hand from Foley misses the target.
Foley moves out of range as Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer strikes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Foley throws out a loose jab but Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer uses good head movement to avoid it.
Foley lands a glancing blow to the side of Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer's head.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer misses with an uppercut.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer lands a jab.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Foley.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Foley.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jab, jab by Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer - just one landing.
Foley throws a shot from downtown. Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer moves away and avoids it.
Foley moves into range and connects with a jab.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer slips a straight right by Foley.

Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer gets a double leg takedown into Foley's guard.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer wants to control from the top but Foley keeps moving.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer controlling from the top position.
Foley keeping moving, preventing Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer from controlling successfully.

Slavalengus Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet.
Foley throws an overhand right that lands on Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer's shoulder, as Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer tries to avoid the shot.
Nice shot by Foley.
Foley's jab looks to have found its range, popping Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer under the eye.
Foley tries to work over Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer's front leg with a kick but Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer checks it.

Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Oh and he's advanced to full mount straight away.
Foley is working to get back to half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Foley wants to control but Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer is having none of it.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer looking to control but Foley is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Foley is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer controlling from mount.
Foley wants to hold on but Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer pushes him away.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer misses with a series of strikes from mount. He'll no doubt be working on his ground and pound when he gets back to the gym.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Foley tries to hold on but Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer pushes him away.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer landing strikes, looking to finish!

And that's the end of the fight!
Slavalengus Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Donatello Bradman scores the fight 28:29
Judge Bruno Hogan scores the fight 28:29
Judge Hugh Johnson scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Slavalengus Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer!
Slavalengus Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that CEC Nutrition Q159 logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.