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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Pencil Neck (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kalevi Kumijalka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Neck comes to the cage accompanied by Deep Purple - Bad Attitude. Kumijalka has chosen compella & the twister - put ur weed up as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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178 lbs
15 - 19 - 0 |
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180 lbs
15 - 20 - 1 |
BJJ Brown Belt
Lethal high kicks
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Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
15 - 19 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Pencil Neck!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
15 - 20 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Kalevi Kumijalka!
The judges for this bout are Dmitry Maklakov, Ivan Kurochkin and Aleksei Zolotukhin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Neck tries to clinch but Kumijalka is having none of it.
Neck gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Kumijalka counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Kumijalka scores with a kick to the midsection.
Neck misses with a two punch combination.
Neck forces Kumijalka back against the cage and clinches.
Kumijalka is looking to break free of the clinch but Neck has double underhooks.
Neck ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Neck no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.
Neck is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Neck wants to stand and escape but Kumijalka is having none of it.
Neck wants to improve his position but instead Kumijalka has moved into half guard.
Kumijalka stands up from half guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Good work by Neck as he checks the leg kick.
Neck closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Kumijalka quickly recovers to half guard.
Neck scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Kumijalka pushes Neck off and gets back to his feet.
Kumijalka throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Kumijalka scores with a push kick.
Neck tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Neck will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Kumijalka cracks the inside of Neck's front leg.
A head kick misses from Neck.
Kumijalka lands a head kick!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Neck fails to land the takedown.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kumijalka misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Neck takes one to the side of the head.
Kumijalka throws a low kick, looking for Neck's leg but Neck calmly moves out of range.
Neck drives through with a takedown into guard.
Neck gets to his feet. Kumijalka looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
Kumijalka swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Neck is trying hard to land a takedown here. Kumijalka sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Pencil Neck. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Neck takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Kumijalka is looking to slow Neck down with leg kicks.
Neck looks for a takedown but Kumijalka sprawls well.
Kumijalka throws a shot from downtown. Neck moves away and avoids it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Neck gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Kumijalka with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Kumijalka breaks the clinch.
Kumijalka throws a body kick the misses
and Neck cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Neck tries to clinch up but Kumijalka circles away and keeps his distance.
Neck dives in and grabs Kumijalka's left leg, looking for a takedown. Kumijalka pushes down on Neck's head and hops out.
Neck fails in his attempt to clinch.
Neck misses with a takedown attempt - Kumijalka sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Neck is defended easily by Kumijalka.
Kumijalka tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Neck manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Kumijalka throws a nice inside leg kick.
An inside leg kick lands from Kumijalka.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neck fails in his attempt to clinch.
Kumijalka pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Neck avoids the head kick by Kumijalka.
Kumijalka throws a low kick but Neck avoids it.
Neck fails in his attempt to clinch.
Neck keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Neck tries to close the distance and clinch but Kumijalka swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Neck has a takedown stuffed.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Neck keeps the fight on the outside.
Neck takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Neck misses with a head kick.
Kumijalka thows a body shot but no joy.
Neck is looking to clinch.
Neck shoots in but no luck this time.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Pencil Neck will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Kumijalka avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Neck misses with a takedown attempt - Kumijalka sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Kalevi Kumijalka seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Neck walks into a left hand.
Kumijalka throws a head kick that misses.
Pencil Neck is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Kumijalka is looking to slow Neck down with leg kicks.
Kumijalka tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Neck misses with a takedown attempt
and Kumijalka counters with an inside leg kick.
A chopping leg kick lands by Kumijalka.
Kumijalka uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Neck has time to react.
Kumijalka swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Kumijalka misses with a body kick.
Neck connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Kumijalka tries to close the distance and clinch but Neck swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Kumijalka moves into range and connects with a jab.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kumijalka thumps Neck with a low kick.
Kumijalka has managed to clinch.
Kumijalka using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Neck has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Kumijalka throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Neck blocks it with crossed arms.
Kumijalka throws a knee to the head but misses.
Kumijalka on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Neck is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Kumijalka pulls him back up using the underhooks.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Pencil Neck. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Kumijalka throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Neck blocks it with crossed arms.
Kumijalka misses with a knee to the head.
Kumijalka's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Neck escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Kalevi Kumijalka is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Neck is defended easily by Kumijalka.
Kumijalka connects with a high kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neck on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Neck is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Neck tries to clinch there but Kumijalka circles away.
Neck throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kumijalka tries to land a leg kick but Neck saw it coming and moves away.
Neck shoots for a double leg takedown but Kumijalka sprawls well. He's pushed Neck's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Kumijalka leaves Neck with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Neck closes the distance and clinches up with Kumijalka, looking for a takedown. Neck pushes Kumijalka against the cage but Kumijalka circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Kumijalka misses with a low kick.
Kumijalka misses with a low kick.
Neck closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Kumijalka did well to prevent Neck getting side control.
Kumijalka looks like he's trying to stand up.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Neck wants to control but Kumijalka is keeping him busy.
Kumijalka on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Neck trying to control the action but Kumijalka is working from the bottom.
The ref stands the fighters back up. Pencil Neck wasn't doing enough on the ground.
Kumijalka gets caught flat footed, as Neck shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Neck stands up from Kumijalka's guard - Neck perhaps looking for a knockout.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neck shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Kumijalka but Kumijalka pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Kumijalka explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Neck tries to clinch up but Kumijalka circles away and keeps his distance.
Neck fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Neck shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kumijalka clinches with his opponent.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Neck is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Kumijalka to keep the fight standing.
Kumijalka breaks the clinch.
Kumijalka scores with a head kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Pencil Neck will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
Good leg kick by Kumijalka there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Neck fails with the takedown.
Kumijalka throws a leg kick but Neck checks it.
Kumijalka lets loose with a powerful body kick. Neck will feel that in the morning.
A jab from Kumijalka does it's job there.
Kumijalka is looking to slow Neck down with leg kicks.
Kumijalka misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Neck fails with the takedown.
Kumijalka throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Neck gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Kumijalka working hard to break the clinch.
Kumijalka escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Neck tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kumijalka throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Neck fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Pencil Neck. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Neck wants to clinch up but Kumijalka keeps it at a distance.
Neck fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Some bone on bone action there as Neck checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Neck throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Kumijalka throws a low kick but Neck avoids it.
Neck avoids the head kick by Kumijalka.
Kumijalka has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Kumijalka dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Neck. That did some damage!
Kumijalka stuffs the takedown.
Neck tries to clinch but Kumijalka is having none of it.
Kumijalka scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Kumijalka throws a nice outside leg kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kumijalka plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Kumijalka throws a leg kick but Neck moved away.
Kumijalka throws a sloppy head kick
and Neck counters by clinching up.
Neck is trying to drag Kumijalka to the mat but Kumijalka just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Kumijalka with a knee to the head.
Neck jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Kumijalka walks away with a smile on his face. Neck gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kumijalka cracks the inside of Neck's front leg.
Kumijalka throws a head kick that Neck semi-blocks.
Kumijalka looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Kumijalka misses with a head kick.
Kumijalka throws a half hearted mid kick.
Neck tries for a takedown but Kumijalka sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Neck throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Kumijalka connects with an inside leg kick.
Neck throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Kumijalka lands a leg kick that knocks Neck off balance momentarily.
Pencil Neck is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Good work by Neck as he checks the leg kick.
Neck fails with the takedown
and Kumijalka counters with a stiff right hand.
Neck shoots and misses
and Kumijalka counters with a nice low kick that buckles Neck's knee momentarily.
Kumijalka misses with a wild body shot.
Kumijalka swings for the body but Neck moves out of range.
Kumijalka lands a leg kick that knocks Neck off balance momentarily.
Kumijalka tries to clinch up.
Neck on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neck shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Kumijalka as he avoids it easily.
Nice sprawl there from Kumijalka as Neck shoots in.
A slapping leg kick lands for Kumijalka.
Kumijalka connects with an inside leg kick.
Kumijalka lands with a slapping head kick.
No luck for Neck with that takedown attempt.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Kumijalka doesn't manage to clinch there - Neck circles away.
Kalevi Kumijalka has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Kumijalka keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Kumijalka lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Neck misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Kumijalka tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Neck is able to avoid easily.
And that's the end of the fight!
Kalevi Kumijalka comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Neck has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Dmitry Maklakov scores the fight 29:28
Judge Ivan Kurochkin scores the fight 29:28
Judge Aleksei Zolotukhin scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by split decision... Pencil Neck!
Our winner, Pencil Neck, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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