PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Calvin Johnson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Andrew Parker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Johnson comes to the cage accompanied by The Longest Day by Iron Maiden. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Johnson
vs
Parker

185 cm
23
217 lbs
9 - 3 - 0

193 cm
30
224 lbs
10 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

FinnFighter Nutrition (Only 160Q supps!)
Hell's Balls Recovery (160)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Calvin Johnson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Andrew Parker!
The judges for this bout are Yukihiro Shimada, Yukihiro Yamamoto and Kenichi Hosakawa.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Johnson staying out of range there.
A big right from Johnson misses.
Parker waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Johnson.
Johnson misses with a hook.
Parker misses with a lunging right hand
and Johnson counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Johnson throws the left hand but Parker avoids the punch easily.
Johnson takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Parker checks a leg kick.
Johnson wants to slow Parker down by chopping away at his legs.
Parker throws a body punch but Johnson moves out of range.
Parker connects with a right hand. Johnson shakes it off.
Johnson has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Johnson there as he acknowledges the shot.
Johnson slips under a jab.
Johnson moves out of range of the strikes.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nice shot by Johnson.
A big left from Parker misses.
Parker throws a hook but Johnson blocks it.

Johnson gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Parker.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Johnson makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Johnson trying to stall but Parker improves his position.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Johnson.
Johnson can't find room to land a body shot as Parker controls the action.
A short right from Johnson.
Parker looking to stall.
Parker wants to get back to striking at distance but Johnson won't allow it.
Parker misses with a hook from the clinch.
Parker content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Johnson keeps control of Parker as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Johnson misses with a punch on the inside.
Parker throws a head punch that misses.
Parker blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Johnson misses with a body punch.
Johnson misses with a body punch.
Parker scores with a shoulder strike.

It looks like Calvin Johnson has been cut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Johnson breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
A jab lands there for Johnson.
Parker tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Johnson was well out of range. Poor timing from Parker.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Parker thows a body shot but no joy.
Johnson slips under a jab.
Parker swings for the body but Johnson moves out of range.
Johnson lands with an overhand left.
Johnson throws a good cross that connects.
Parker keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Parker just misses with a punch to the body.
Parker keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Johnson ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Parker moves away.
Johnson takes one to the side of the head.
Parker lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Johnson circles away quickly and effectively.
Johnson fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Johnson misses with a wild body shot.
Parker on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Parker lands a right hook to the body.
Johnson misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Parker.
Parker fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Johnson manages to avoid it.
Johnson looks to land a left hand but Parker moved out of range nicely.
Parker lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Parker tests Johnson's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Parker dips to his left and cracks Johnson with an uppercut!
Johnson lands a right hook to the body.
Johnson avoids the body shot from Parker.
Calvin Johnson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Parker slips a straight right by Johnson.
Johnson tries a head kick but it misses.
Johnson throws a quick inside leg kick.
Johnson avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Johnson misses with a hook.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Johnson connects with a single shot there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Parker ducks under a wild hook from Johnson.
Parker checks the leg kick.
Johnson connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Johnson throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Parker sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Johnson lands a jab.

Parker is rocked!
Johnson lands an uppercut, right on the button! Parker tumbles backwards into the cage, staring vacantly into space! He's got no idea where he is, who he is or what day it is... Poor guy.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Calvin Johnson!
Calvin Johnson decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.