PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Apache Mankiller (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Boner Patrol (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mankiller comes to the cage accompanied by Tribal Drums. Patrol is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Kanye West - Ni**as In Paris. Boner Patrol has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Apache Mankiller's chin.

Mankiller
vs
Patrol

180 cm
20
178 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

183 cm
33
177 lbs
21 - 9 - 1

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Very quick

Good wrestler
Solid Muay Thai
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Apache Mankiller!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 9 - 1, fighting out of Hilo, Boner Patrol!
The judges for this bout are Ryoma Takatsuka, Jeff Smith and Paul Gruel.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Patrol gets a takedown into half guard.
Patrol is pressing down on Mankiller's thigh, looking to free his foot. Mankiller is holding on for now.
Patrol missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Mankiller trying to hold on to Patrol's head to control him but Patrol postures up.

The ref stands the fighters back up because Apache Mankiller just wasn't active enough.
A head kick by Mankiller misses

and Patrol counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Patrol is trying to control. Mankiller wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Mankiller is trying to control but can't.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Mankiller is looking to improve his position.
Patrol seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Mankiller does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mankiller wants to get back to his feet.
Mankiller is staying active underneath Patrol, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Patrol throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Patrol passes the guard and advances to mount!
Patrol working away from the top, dropping strikes.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Patrol looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.

Mankiller is rocked!
Mankiller knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Patrol on the ground.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Mankiller tries to hold on but Patrol pushes him away.
Patrol is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Oh Mankiller is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Mankiller in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
Patrol landing strikes from the mount and Mankiller is in trouble!
Patrol loads up with a big shot that hurts Mankiller! He's pulled Patrol in close but Patrol has postured up and lands more strikes. Can Mankiller survive? More strikes from Patrol and Mankiller is out! The ref jumps in to save him! Brutal ground and pound!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Boner Patrol! Boner Patrol retains his welterweight title!
Boner Patrol decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.