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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jim Dope (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Grammy Married Sokojuice (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sokojuice has chosen DEATH - Spirit Crusher as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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270 lbs
7 - 3 - 0 |
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236 lbs
14 - 9 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Counter striker
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Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Jim Dope!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
14 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Grammy Married Sokojuice!
The judges for this bout are Donatello Bradman, Winston Howard and Skip Squint.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dope shoots in for a double leg but Sokojuice sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Sokojuice throws a front kick that sends Dope stumbling back into the cage.
Dope takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Sokojuice ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Sokojuice fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Grammy Married Sokojuice seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Sokojuice throws a right and a left that both miss.
Sokojuice connects with a body shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Sokojuice tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Sokojuice moves into the clinch.
Sokojuice looking to slow down the pace here.
Dope wants a takedown.
Dope drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Sokojuice gets the underhooks and prevents it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jim Dope. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Sokojuice lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Dope backwards.
Dope is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Sokojuice is defending well.
Dope is trying to drag Sokojuice to the mat but Sokojuice just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dope drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Dope is breathing heavily.
Dope goes for a takedown in the clinch but Sokojuice prevents it.
Sokojuice pressing his opponent against the cage.
Sokojuice escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Sokojuice throws a right and a left that Dope avoids nicely.
Grammy Married Sokojuice is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Sokojuice moves away from the strike by Dope.
Sokojuice closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Sokojuice throws an elbow that misses.
Dope tries for a takedown but Sokojuice manages to get underhooks.
Sokojuice lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Sokojuice pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
A nice right hand lands inside from Sokojuice.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sokojuice lands a body punch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Sokojuice breaks from the clinch.
Sokojuice thumps Dope with a low kick.
Sokojuice lands a left and a right that send Dope crashing to the mat, dazed. Sokojuice thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
Dope is rocked!
It looks like Jim Dope has been cut.
Sokojuice lunges in with a left hook that violently twists Dope head around and knocks him out cold! Sokojuice hops onto the cage and yells out at the top of his lungs - Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaah! They're showing the replay on the big screens now; that was nasty! I hope one of the photographers got a good shot of it.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Grammy Married Sokojuice!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Grammy Married Sokojuice made sure he mentioned XTREME PWNAGE: Down Under!, along with how happy he was to win his fight.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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