PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Manfred von Richthofen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). von Richthofen's entrance music is Theme tune to islam. A fine choice. Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.

von Richthofen
vs
Fatherfockerusus

174 cm
26
184 lbs
15 - 7 - 0

186 cm
27
180 lbs
16 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Jihad Fight Gear-Cage Wars version

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 7 - 0, fighting out of London, Manfred von Richthofen!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus!
The judges for this bout are Igor Prikhodko, Illya Tyunina and Fedor Mirinova.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fatherfockerusus cracks von Richthofen with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
von Richthofen scores with the left hand. Fatherfockerusus knows he should have avoided that one.
von Richthofen stalks Fatherfockerusus and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Fatherfockerusus's face. Fatherfockerusus staggers backwards, shaken.
von Richthofen misses with a few strikes there.
A jab from Fatherfockerusus misses.
von Richthofen swinging wildly here.
Fatherfockerusus connects with a good right hand that stumbles von Richthofen. von Richthofen circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Fatherfockerusus sizes up von Richthofen with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Fatherfockerusus waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract von Richthofen.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Fatherfockerusus misses with an attempted mid kick.
von Richthofen tries to clinch up but Fatherfockerusus circles away and keeps his distance.
The fighters circling - von Richthofen throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
von Richthofen fails to land with a series of punches.
von Richthofen tries to clinch there but Fatherfockerusus circles away.
Fatherfockerusus looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
von Richthofen is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
von Richthofen throws a sloppy head kick and Fatherfockerusus moves out of range easily.
von Richthofen blocks a jab.
von Richthofen connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
von Richthofen fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Fatherfockerusus on the side of the head.
von Richthofen misses with a double jab
and Fatherfockerusus counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Good standup being displayed there by von Richthofen as he connects with a hook.
Fatherfockerusus connects with a crisp jab.
Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Fatherfockerusus looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
A slapping leg kick lands for Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus connects with a leg kick. von Richthofen looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Fatherfockerusus throws a head kick but von Richthofen moves out of range.
Fatherfockerusus motions for von Richthofen to come forward. Fatherfockerusus throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
von Richthofen misses with a looping right.
A solid leg kick lands there for Fatherfockerusus.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
von Richthofen throws a hook but Fatherfockerusus avoids it easily.
von Richthofen lands a lovely overhand right.
von Richthofen looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.

von Richthofen clinches up with Fatherfockerusus and pushes him back against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from von Richthofen fails to land.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a hook from the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
von Richthofen working aggressively here.
von Richthofen pushes Fatherfockerusus back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
von Richthofen misses with the head strike.
Fatherfockerusus softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
von Richthofen lands with a light punch inside.
Fatherfockerusus blocks a punch to the side of the head.
von Richthofen lands a hook to the side of the head.
A body shot lands from Fatherfockerusus.
Good body shot from von Richthofen.
von Richthofen blocking some punches.

Fatherfockerusus escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Fatherfockerusus has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Fatherfockerusus swinging wildly here.
von Richthofen takes a shot to the body in his stride.
von Richthofen misses with an uppercut. Fatherfockerusus saw that one coming.
von Richthofen looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
von Richthofen tries for a takedown but Fatherfockerusus sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
von Richthofen throws the left hand but Fatherfockerusus avoids the punch easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
von Richthofen tries for a takedown but Fatherfockerusus circles away easily
and Fatherfockerusus cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Fatherfockerusus lands a slapping body shot.
Manfred von Richthofen seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fatherfockerusus lunges at von Richthofen with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by von Richthofen's hand.
Fatherfockerusus getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
von Richthofen walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
von Richthofen misses with a lunging right hand
and Fatherfockerusus counters with a huge left! von Richthofen is in big trouble! He's backing up but Fatherfockerusus isn't giving him chance to recover. Under a barage of punches the ref has to step in to save von Richthofen from any more damage. A dominating finish by Fatherfockerusus!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus!
Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus is the new welterweight champion!
Post fight, an emotional Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus said 'Second time ...I guess thats it!'.