PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Big Dick (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Large Boner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dick comes to the cage accompanied by Boom\ P.O.D. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Dick
vs
Boner

188 cm
22
190 lbs
5 - 4 - 0

182 cm
27
185 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Basic striking
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Big Dick!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Large Boner!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Cesar, Leandro Rodrigues and Matheus Silva.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Boner tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Dick swivels and escapes.
Dick fails to land with a series of punches.
Dick looks to land a right hand but Boner moved out of range.
Boner looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Dick jabs Boner right on the nose. Boner blinks but takes it well.
Boner looks to score with a jab to the body but Dick is just out of range.
Dick looks to land a combination. Boner sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.

It looks like Large Boner has been cut.
Some wild striking there from Dick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Boner shoots in looking for a takedown. Dick tries to sprawl out of it but Boner keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Dick manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Big Dick has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Large Boner.
Dick misses with a few strikes there.
Dick lands a jab to the head.
Dick looks to land a combination. Boner sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Dick drops Boner with a naaaaasty hook - Boner is in real trouble here! Dick dives in to side control and pounds out his opponent for a TKO victory! The crowd goes nuts!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Big Dick!
A pretty intense looking Big Dick took the opportunity post-fight to ask for a shot at the title.