PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Berry Aneurysm (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Xche Balam (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Xche Balam was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Aneurysm
vs
Balam

192 cm
27
275 lbs
7 - 17 - 1

193 cm
27
275 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Counter striker
Good chin

Olympic wrestler
Brawler
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 17 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Berry Aneurysm!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Xche Balam!
The judges for this bout are Steve Smith, Yves DeLean and Elvis Blanc.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Aneurysm tries a head kick but it misses.
Balam slips a jab and a cross from Aneurysm.

Balam closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Aneurysm to the mat! Aneurysm manages to get full guard.
Balam with a flurry of punches that miss.
Balam with a flurry of punches that miss.
Aneurysm preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Balam throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Balam pushes down on Aneurysm's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Aneurysm could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Balam thows a huge punch but Aneurysm dodges it nicely.
Balam lands strikes from half guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Balam content to control rather than advance.
Aneurysm avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Balam.
Aneurysm is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Balam working over Aneurysm with some ground and pound. Aneurysm looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.

It looks like Berry Aneurysm has been cut.
Balam wants to lay and pray for a moment but Aneurysm keeps working.
Aneurysm on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Aneurysm tries to get out of the position.
Balam not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Balam trying to control the action but Aneurysm is working from the bottom.
Balam missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Balam trying to control from half guard but Aneurysm is working away.
Balam takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.

Berry Aneurysm's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Aneurysm taking some punishment here, with Balam in his half guard.

Jeez, Berry Aneurysm's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Berry Aneurysm's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Xche Balam!