PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Raging Douche (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tyrone Webb (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Raging Douche could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Tyrone Webb's chin.

Douche
vs
Webb

150 cm
29
130 lbs
23 - 5 - 1

178 cm
28
145 lbs
18 - 5 - 2

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 23 - 5 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Raging Douche!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 5 - 2, fighting out of New York, Tyrone Webb!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, George Francis and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Douche fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Webb checks it well.
Douche throws an overhand right that lands on Webb's shoulder, as Webb tries to avoid the shot.
Webb looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Douche dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Douche misses with a wild body shot.
Webb moves out of range of the strikes.
Douche lands with a shot to the body.
Douche swings for the body but Webb moves out of range.
Webb misses with a two punch combination.
Douche throws a leg kick
and Webb counters with a nice body kick.
Webb avoids the head kick by Douche.
Webb throws a head kick but Douche moves out of range.
Douche scores with a sloppy right hand. Webb should have avoided that one.
Webb avoids the head kick by Douche.
Douche thumps Webb with a low kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Webb has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Douche finds it's way round the side to connect with Webb's head.

It looks like Tyrone Webb has been cut.
Good exchange - Douche coming out on top.

Webb is rocked!
Webb misses with a head kick.
Douche looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Douche digs a good body shot into Webb's ribs.
Douche misses the shot to the body.
Webb tries to clinch up but Douche circles away and keeps his distance.
Douche throws a solid leg kick but Webb takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Douche.
Douche throws a leg kick
and Webb counters with a solid body kick.
Douche takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Douche connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Douche lands a big right hand that sends Webb crashing to the mat! Douche stays standing though and waves Webb back to his feet!
Webb is still on wobbly legs! Can Douche finish him?
Webb throws the kick towards the body but Douche avoids it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Douche throws a leg kick which misses Webb's front leg but catches the back leg as Webb tries to avoid it.
Douche keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Douche takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Webb moves out of range of the body kick.
Webb seems to have recovered his senses.
Douche tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Webb was well out of range. Poor timing from Douche.
Douche pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Douche pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
A slapping leg kick lands for Douche.
Douche throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Webb stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Douche misses with a looping left.
Douche scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Douche misses the jab.
Webb takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Webb looks gassed!
Webb tries to clinch up
and Douche counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Webb thinking.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A jab from Douche does it's job there.
Douche connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Douche misses with a head kick.
Douche lands a nice shot that snaps Webb's head back.
Douche throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Douche feints and then cracks Webb's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Webb down.
Douche moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Douche thuds his shin into the meat of Webb's side.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Webb chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Douche can pounce on him.
Douche just misses with a punch to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Douche ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Webb moves away.
Douche misses with a body shot
and Webb counters with a big head kick but Douche shrugs it off.
Douche throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Douche throws a looping overhand right but Webb ducks down to avoid it.
Douche throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Douche throws an overhand right that lands on Webb's shoulder, as Webb tries to avoid the shot.
Douche throws a body punch but Webb moves out of range.
Webb checks a leg kick.
Douche scores with a hook.

That has opened up Tyrone Webb's cut even more.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Webb is pinned up against the ropes taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Douche tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Douche throws a sloppy head kick and Webb moves out of range easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Raging Douche dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Tyrone Webb's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the ring so we can get back down to business.

Douche avoids a punch combination nicely.
Douche takes a swing at Webb's ribcage but misses.
Raging Douche is winning the standup battle so far.
Douche is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Webb.
Douche lands a nice shot to the body.
Webb tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Douche counters with a leg kick.
Douche throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Webb stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
A leg kick checked by Webb.
Douche connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Douche misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Douche lands a glancing blow to the side of Webb's head.
Douche is looking to wear down Webb with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A chopping leg kick lands by Douche.
Webb is breathing heavily.
Douche scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Douche.
Webb avoids a kick to the body.
Douche misses the shot to the body.
Webb takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Douche pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A shot to the liver by Douche. Beautiful body shot.
Douche tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Douche throws a shot from downtown. Webb moves away and avoids it.
Webb's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
An inside leg kick from Webb misses.
Douche scores with a shot to the body.
Douche tries to score with a low kick but Webb moves his leg out of the way.
Douche tries a head kick but it misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Douche attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Tyrone Webb is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Douche misses the shot to the body.
Douche scores with a decent looking hook.
Douche is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Webb can do to turn this around?
Douche misses with a left hand
and Webb counters with a nice body shot.
Douche misses with a wild body shot.
Douche misses with a looping right.
Douche looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Douche lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Webb checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Douche throws a sloppy head kick and Webb moves out of range easily.
Douche pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Douche looks to score with a jab to the body but Webb is just out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Douche avoids a kick to the body.
A low kick from Douche misses
and Webb cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Douche throws a half hearted mid kick.
Douche misses with a wild body shot.

Webb has taken the fight to the clinch.
Douche lands a right hand that snaps the head of Webb backwards.
Webb blocks an uppercut.
Webb looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Douche tries to circle away but Webb has him pinned against the ropes.
Webb using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Douche has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Webb misses with a knee strike.
Douche lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Webb misses with a knee strike.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Webb tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Webb tries to land knees in the clinch but Douche avoids the damage to the body.
Douche throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Webbs head.
Douche manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
A right hook to the body lands for Douche.
Webb tries a knee to the head but Douche blocks it.
Douche lands a shot to the body.
Webb tries to land a knee to the head but Douche blocks with his arms.
Douche lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Webb backwards.
Douche lands a body shot.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Douche lands a left hand.
Douche scores with a nice hook to the head.
A left hand lands to the body for Douche.
Douche is leaning against Webb and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Raging Douche dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Tyrone Webb's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Douche throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Webb tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Douche tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Webb was well out of range. Poor timing from Douche.
Douche tries a low kick but Webb avoids it.
Webb avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Douche throws a shot to the body.
Webb avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Douche is looking to chop away at Webb's legs.
Douche misses the shot to the body.
A leg kick checked by Webb.
Webb throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Webb throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Douche lands a jab to Webb's midsection.
Webb takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Douche buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Webb steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Douche.

Douche cracks Webb with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Webb looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Douche finish him?
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Douche connects with a body shot that sends Webb's belly button to the back.
Douche lands with a thumping leg kick.
Douche misses with a straight left.
Douche misses with a straight right.
A big left from Douche misses.
Webb moves out of range of the body kick.
Douche thows a left - swing and a miss!
Douche just misses with a punch to the body.
Tyrone Webb has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Douche walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Webb checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Douche misses with a head kick.
Douche misses with a leg kick.
Douche throws a leg kick
and Webb counters with a three punch combo that has Douche backing up. Douche nods at Webb to acknowledge the strikes.
Douche connects with a right hand. Webb shakes it off.
Douche throws a leg kick
and Webb counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Douche is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Douche turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Webb blocks a low kick nicely.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Douche, right into the meat.
Good work by Webb as he checks the leg kick.
Douche pivots, looking for a leg kick but Webb is out of range and Douche settles back down.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Douche keeps Webb at a distance using the push kick.
Douche swings for the body but Webb moves out of range.
Douche swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Webb.
Douche takes a kick to the side of the head.
Webb swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Douche lands a leg kick that knocks Webb off balance momentarily.
Douche lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Webb uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Douche.
Douche thumps Webb with a low kick.
Douche throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Webb slips under a jab.
Nice straight punches there by Douche. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Douche.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Douche buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Douche is looking to score with low kicks.
Douche throws a lazy right hand but Webb sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Webb throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Douche scores with a decent looking hook.
Douche misses with a wild body shot.
Webb uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Douche.
Douche looks to throw the jab but Webb is out of range.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Douche just misses with a punch to the body.
Webb avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Webb uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Douche.

And that's the end of the fight!
Raging Douche showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Douche has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 30:27
Judge George Francis scores the fight 30:27
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Raging Douche!
Raging Douche was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.