PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Michael Peterwhacker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Cloud Strife (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Strife has chosen One Winged Angel by The Black Mages as his entrance music. Michael Peterwhacker could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Cloud Strife's chin.

Peterwhacker
vs
Strife

190 cm
33
259 lbs
23 - 12 - 1

201 cm
33
289 lbs
18 - 16 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Bloodsport Nutrition (100% Genuine)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 23 - 12 - 1, fighting out of London, Michael Peterwhacker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 16 - 0, fighting out of London, Cloud Strife!
The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, Daniel Bishop and Colin Fotheringham.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Strife avoids the body shot from Peterwhacker.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Strife on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.

Strife jumps into guard, dragging Peterwhacker to the mat.
Strife is controlling Peterwhacker's posture.
Peterwhacker in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Peterwhacker pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Strife is keeping the position for now.
Peterwhacker throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Strife works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Peterwhacker wants to pass the guard but Strife is keeping the position.
Peterwhacker might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.

Strife is looking for a triangle but Peterwhacker pushes his legs off easily.
Strife manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Peterwhacker manages to get himself to full guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Strife has gone for a leg lock! Peterwhacker slips out almost immediately though and dives into Strife's guard.

Strife working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Peterwhacker doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Peterwhacker manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Peterwhacker advances to half guard.

Peterwhacker looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Strife tries to roll over but Peterwhacker keeps him under control.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Strife wants to get back to his feet.
Peterwhacker is looking to advance position but Strife won't allow it.
Strife wants to get back to full guard.
Peterwhacker is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Peterwhacker is looking to advance position but Strife won't allow it.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Strife is pressing down on Peterwhacker's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Peterwhacker forces his way into half guard.

Strife looking for submissions off his back.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Peterwhacker moves into full mount! Strife won't be happy about that!
Strife is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Peterwhacker looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
Strife is in a horrible position here. Peterwhacker smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Strife is trying desperately to improve position.
Peterwhacker in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Peterwhacker lands a big elbow.
Strife is bucking up trying to escape but Peterwhacker cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
Strife is working to get back to half guard.
Strife slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.

Peterwhacker is looking for a kimura here.

Strife is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Peterwhacker pulls his head out easily.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Peterwhacker uses his free foot to push down on Strife's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Strife.
Peterwhacker prevents Strife from getting the reversal.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Michael Peterwhacker dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Strife takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Peterwhacker moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Strife avoids a punch combination nicely.

Peterwhacker moves into the clinch successfully.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Peterwhacker here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Peterwhacker creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Peterwhacker cracks Strife with a nice body shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Peterwhacker manages to break the clinch.
Peterwhacker lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Strife backs up against the cage.
Strife fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.

Peterwhacker gets a takedown into half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Peterwhacker thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Peterwhacker wants to pass to mount but Strife is defending the position.

Strife actively working from the bottom here.
Strife is looking to improve his position.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Peterwhacker connects with a nice short shot to Strife's temple.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Strife is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Peterwhacker passes the guard and advances to mount!
Strife sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.
Strife wants to improve his position but Peterwhacker is controlling well.

Peterwhacker seems to be working for a kimura but Strife defends the submission attempt.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Peterwhacker is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Strife!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The referee warns Strife that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
Strife tries to hold on but Peterwhacker pushes him away.
Strife is in all sorts of trouble here.
Strife taking shots to the head.
Strife is trying desperately to improve position.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Strife wants to hold on but Peterwhacker pushes him away.
Peterwhacker putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!

Strife is rocked!
Strife is looking to improve his position but Peterwhacker isn't that keen on the idea.
Strife is still in real trouble! Can Peterwhacker finish him?
Strife seems to have recovered his senses.
Peterwhacker postures up and connects with a big shot that has rocked Strife badly. He's trying desperately to grab hold of Peterwhacker around the waist but Peterwhacker pushes him off and unloads with more strikes, forcing the referee to jump in and save him! Peterwhacker is the winner by TKO! Peterwhacker jumps onto the cage and shouts into the camera. "We did it momma!"

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Michael Peterwhacker!
Michael Peterwhacker managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Fossington & Blythe: Gentlemen's Fight Attire, into his post fight interview.