PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Son Goku (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mandla Bangizwe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Goku's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Cha-La-Head-Cha-La. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Mandla Bangizwe was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Goku
vs
Bangizwe

182 cm
27
235 lbs
22 - 5 - 0

194 cm
33
230 lbs
26 - 9 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

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World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Son Goku!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 26 - 9 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Mandla Bangizwe!
The judges for this bout are Tatsuya Matsuyama, Yuuki Gou and Shigeki Sano.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Goku wants to clinch.
Goku lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Bangizwe goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Bangizwe feints and then cracks Goku's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Goku down.
Bangizwe scores with a nice strike.
A low kick from Bangizwe misses
and Goku counters with a lovely straight right hand!

Goku closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Bangizwe is trying to push Goku away but Goku has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Goku misses with a short punch on the inside.
Bangizwe slows down the pace here.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Goku works on Bangizwe's body with a couple of short punches.
Bangizwe prevents a body shot from Goku.
Bangizwe slowing the pace effectively.
Bangizwe unloads a knee to the mid-section. Goku lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Goku scores with a shoulder strike.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bangizwe missing with knees to the body.
Goku swings away with an uppercut that misses.

Bangizwe breaks the clinch.
Bangizwe misses with a kick to the body.

Goku closes the distance and clinches.
Goku misses with a short punch on the inside.
Goku lands a right hand.
Goku misses with a body punch.
Goku struggles to land a body shot inside as Bangizwe controls his hands.
Goku lands a right hand that snaps the head of Bangizwe backwards.
Bangizwe being controlled against the cage.
Goku lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Goku misses with a punch to the body.
A short body shot lands from Goku as the two fighters clinch.
Bangizwe looks gassed!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Goku pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

Goku clinches with his opponent.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A short body shot lands from Goku as the two fighters clinch.
Goku scores with a shoulder strike.
Goku lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Goku.
Goku is working Bangizwe over against the cage.
The referee calls for Goku to work.
Goku lands a nice uppercut.
A head punch on the inside from Goku fails to land.
Goku lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A nice left hand lands by Goku.
Goku makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.

Bangizwe is rocked!
A hook to the body from Goku.
Bangizwe is still on wobbly legs! Can Goku finish him?
Goku stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Goku lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Goku presses Bangizwe against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Goku lands a shot to the body.
Good body shot from Goku.
Goku unloads with a big right hand that wobbles Bangizwe! He's leaning against the cage trying to keep his feet but Goku is unloading with more strikes now! Bangizwe drops to his knees and the referee stops the fight for a TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Son Goku!
Son Goku spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.