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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Sami Vasara (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dumbass McWeakhands (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sami Vasara is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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165 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
16 - 5 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Sami Vasara!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
22 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Dumbass McWeakhands!
The judges for this bout are Dmitry Maklakov, Valeri Chadov and Konstantin Menshow.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McWeakhands throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Vasara tries to clinch but McWeakhands moves out of range.
McWeakhands scores with a crisp jab that stopped Vasara in his tracks.
McWeakhands lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
McWeakhands changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
A bone on bone clash there as Vasara blocks the leg kick.
McWeakhands rushes Vasara and presses him up against the cage.
McWeakhands lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Vasara or not.
Vasara with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Vasara is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. McWeakhands is defending well for now.
Vasara manages to break the clinch.
Vasara keeps McWeakhands at a distance using the push kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McWeakhands lands with a good body shot.
Vasara misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from McWeakhands.
McWeakhands does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Vasara throws an overhand right that lands on McWeakhands's shoulder, as McWeakhands tries to avoid the shot.
The fight stays on the outside here - Vasara looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
McWeakhands waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Vasara.
Vasara pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
McWeakhands clinches.
Vasara unloads a knee to the mid-section. McWeakhands lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A short right hand to the side of the head by McWeakhands.
McWeakhands works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
McWeakhands lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
McWeakhands takes a knee right on the jaw!
McWeakhands trying to land knees to the body.
McWeakhands makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
McWeakhands trying to land knees to the body.
Vasara trying to stall but McWeakhands improves his position.
Vasara blocks a body shot from McWeakhands.
McWeakhands tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Vasara avoids it.
McWeakhands lands a body shot in the clinch.
Vasara throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but McWeakhands blocks it with crossed arms.
Vasara tries to circle away but McWeakhands has him pinned against the cage.
Vasara fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Vasara wants to stall.
Vasara using the Thai plumb to throw knees but McWeakhands has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
McWeakhands throws a punch but it's blocked by Vasara.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Vasara struggles to land a body shot inside as McWeakhands controls his hands.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Vasara prevents a body shot from McWeakhands.
McWeakhands swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Vasara tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Vasara is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but McWeakhands is keeping busy.
A body shot lands from McWeakhands.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
McWeakhands lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Vasara throws a knee to the head but misses.
Vasara throws a knee to the head but misses.
McWeakhands lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Vasara wants to stall.
Vasara landing knees to the head.
Vasara misses with a punch on the inside.
Vasara with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Vasara trying to stall but McWeakhands improves his position.
A short right from McWeakhands on the inside.
It looks like Sami Vasara has been cut.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Vasara misses with a knee strike.
Vasara is trying to maintain a safe position but McWeakhands gets an underhook and turns Vasara into the cage.
McWeakhands misses with a short punch on the inside.
McWeakhands lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Vasara backwards.
Vasara connects with a knee to the head.
Vasara with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Vasara lands a knee to the head.
Vasara is breathing heavily.
Vasara can't break the clinch.
McWeakhands lands a hook that snaps the head of Vasara backwards.
Vasara misses with a knee strike.
Vasara tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and McWeakhands avoids it.
McWeakhands can't find room to land a body shot as Vasara controls the action.
Vasara prevents a body shot from McWeakhands.
McWeakhands lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Vasara is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. McWeakhands is defending well for now.
Vasara blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Vasara prevents a body shot from McWeakhands.
Vasara with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands managing to block the knees to the body from Vasara.
McWeakhands tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Vasara's elbow.
McWeakhands avoiding damage as Vasara throws knees to the body.
Vasara is trying to stall.
Vasara misses with a knee strike.
Vasara connects with a nasty looking knee right to McWeakhands's face.
McWeakhands tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Vasara's elbow.
Vasara with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Vasara takes a shot to the head.
A short right hand to the side of the head by McWeakhands.
Vasara stalling the fight.
McWeakhands can't find room to land a body shot as Vasara controls the action.
McWeakhands lands with a left to the head.
McWeakhands stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A short body shot lands from McWeakhands as the two fighters clinch.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
McWeakhands misses with a body punch.
Vasara misses with a knee to the head.
McWeakhands lands a body punch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dumbass McWeakhands dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Sami Vasara's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Vasara walks into a stiff left hand from McWeakhands.
Vasara is rocked!
McWeakhands connects with a body shot that sends Vasara's belly button to the back.
Oh Vasara is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
McWeakhands fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Vasara on the side of the head.
McWeakhands fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Vasara has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
McWeakhands turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Vasara takes a shot to the body in his stride.
McWeakhands connects with a superb combination that knocks Vasara out cold! The referee charges across the mat and tackles McWeakhands before he can land any more shots to the unconscious Vasara!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:18 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Dumbass McWeakhands!
During a confident post fight interview, Dumbass McWeakhands thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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hype
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