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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between John Mayhem (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hairy Kane (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mayhem comes to the cage accompanied by Bullet With A Name by Nonpoint. Kane has chosen Saigon - Bring Me Down as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Hairy Kane was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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195 lbs
11 - 2 - 0 |
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201 lbs
14 - 1 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
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Powerful takedowns
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the middleweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
11 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, John Mayhem!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
14 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Hairy Kane!
The judges for this bout are Saam Ante, Wagner Zegers and Albert Achterberg.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mayhem scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Mayhem lands a slapping body shot.
Mayhem throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Mayhem tries to clinch but Kane is having none of it.
Kane on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Kane bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Mayhem looks to throw the jab but Kane is out of range.
Mayhem tries to work over Kane's front leg with a kick but Kane checks it.
Kane clinches up with Mayhem and pushes him back against the cage.
Mayhem misses with some punches.
Mayhem lands with a short shot to the head.
Kane throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Mayhem working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Kane lands with a right to the head.
Kane prevents a body shot from Mayhem.
Mayhem wants to break the clinch but can't.
Kane blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Mayhem swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Mayhem doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Kane takes an elbow to the temple.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kane is looking to control Mayhem's arms but Mayhem gets an underhook and turns him. Now Kane has his back to the cage.
Kane avoids a wild elbow strike from Mayhem.
Kane managing to block the knees to the body from Mayhem.
Mayhem misses with an elbow strike.
Mayhem misses with some punches.
Kane makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Kane blocks an uppercut.
Kane digs a right hand into Mayhem's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Mayhem's gas tank.
Mayhem blocking some punches.
Kane has Mayhem pressed against the cage, preventing Mayhem from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Kane drops down looking for an ankle pick but Mayhem pulls his leg out and moves away.
Kane fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Mayhem manages to avoid it.
Mayhem misses with a straight left.
Kane slips a jab from Mayhem.
Mayhem pivots, looking for a leg kick but Kane is out of range and Mayhem settles back down.
A bone on bone clash there as Kane blocks the leg kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A swing and a miss from Mayhem.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Good work by Kane as he checks the leg kick.
Kane slips under a jab.
A nice leg kick lands there from Mayhem.
Nice uppercut there from Mayhem.
Kane uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Mayhem.
Kane throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A solid leg kick lands there for Mayhem.
Mayhem scores with a hook.
Mayhem throws a left and a right that both miss
and Kane counters with a thumping low kick.
Mayhem scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Good standup being displayed there by Mayhem as he connects with a hook.
Mayhem throws a jab when Kane was well out of range.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Mayhem.
Mayhem misses with a leg kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mayhem lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Mayhem moves away from the strike by Kane.
Mayhem uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Kane has time to react.
Good leg kick by Kane there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Kane lands with a slapping head kick.
Kane thumps Mayhem with a low kick.
Nice defenses there by Kane.
John Mayhem is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Mayhem tests Kane's chin there with a solid looking shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Mayhem throws a right hand that Kane ducks under and follows up with a left that Kane also avoids with ease.
Mayhem misses with a low kick.
Mayhem throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Mayhem throws a low kick, looking for Kane's leg but Kane calmly moves out of range.
Kane uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Mayhem.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mayhem has managed to clinch.
Mayhem tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Kane avoids it.
Kane has hold of one of Mayhem's legs. Mayhem is fighting the takedown attempt but Kane gets the trip and lands the takedown into guard.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Kane pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Mayhem is keeping the position for now.
Kane in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Mayhem lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Kane!
Kane tries to lock up and control but Mayhem gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
John Mayhem dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Mayhem ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Kane moves away.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Mayhem lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Kane has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Kane and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Mayhem goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Kane misses with a hook. Mayhem ducked under it nicely.
John Mayhem is winning the standup battle so far.
Kane slips a straight right by Mayhem.
Mayhem scores with a hook to the body. Kane takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Mayhem throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A solid leg kick lands there for Kane.
Mayhem cracks Kane with a right hand to the side of the head.
Mayhem tries to score with a low kick but Kane moves his leg out of the way.
Kane on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Mayhem. Mayhem obviously looking to wear him down.
Kane keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Kane misses with a low kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kane throws a leg kick but Mayhem moved away.
Kane takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kane fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Kane has a takedown stuffed.
Mayhem throws a hook but Kane avoids it easily.
Mayhem lands a head shot.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Mayhem checks the leg kick nicely there.
Mayhem throws a hook but Kane blocks it.
Mayhem looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
A decent looking cross lands there for Mayhem.
Good work by Mayhem as he checks the leg kick.
Mayhem misses with a body kick.
Mayhem lands a nice leg kick that just misses Kane's sensitive parts.
Mayhem lands with a nice body punch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kane throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Mayhem works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Mayhem tries a low kick but Kane avoids it.
Mayhem lands with a thumping leg kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Mayhem throws out a loose jab but Kane uses good head movement to avoid it.
Mayhem throws a nice outside leg kick.
Mayhem works over Kane's head and body with a nice combination.
John Mayhem seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kane throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Kane throws a head kick that misses.
Kane chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Mayhem can pounce on him.
Mayhem lands a glancing blow to the side of Kane's head.
Kane swings for the body but Mayhem moves out of range.
Mayhem misses with a low kick.
Mayhem scores with a kick to the body.
Kane is breathing heavily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kane bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Mayhem throws out a loose jab but Kane uses good head movement to avoid it.
Mayhem misses with a low kick.
Mayhem throws a nice outside leg kick.
Mayhem swinging wildly here.
A swing and a miss from Mayhem.
Mayhem listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Mayhem connects with a nice looking jab.
Mayhem throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Kane keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Mayhem!
Kane swings and misses with a hook to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kane thows a body shot but no joy.
Mayhem lands a jab.
Kane's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Kane.
John Mayhem has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Hairy Kane.
Mayhem misses with an uppercut. Kane saw that one coming.
Kane moves forwards but Mayhem connects with a nice, crisp jab.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Mayhem connects with a body shot that sends Kane's belly button to the back.
Kane bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Mayhem throws a body punch but Kane moves out of range.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Kane staying out of range there.
Mayhem misses with a low kick.
Mayhem wants to clinch up but Kane keeps it at a distance.
Kane looks to score with a jab to the body but Mayhem is just out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
John Mayhem dominated that second round.
That's time! Mayhem's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Kane swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Kane keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Mayhem.
Mayhem's jab looks to have found its range, popping Kane under the eye.
Mayhem throws a big shot that misses.
Mayhem misses with a hook. Kane ducked under it nicely.
Kane has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Kane drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Kane tries a low kick but Mayhem avoids it.
Mayhem thuds his right hand into Kane's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Kane misses with an attempted mid kick.
Mayhem tries to score with a low kick but Kane moves his leg out of the way.
Kane tries to clinch but Mayhem is having none of it.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Kane checks a leg kick.
Mayhem throws a chopping leg kick but Kane manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Mayhem jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Mayhem waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Kane.
Kane uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Mayhem.
Mayhem misses with a low kick as Kane jumps back.
Good work by Kane as he checks the leg kick.
Kane tries to clinch there but Mayhem circles away.
Kane steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Mayhem.
Kane keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Mayhem.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Mayhem checks a leg kick.
Kane lands with a thumping leg kick.
Mayhem lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Mayhem.
Kane slips a jab and a cross from Mayhem.
Mayhem lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
A telegraphed right hand from Mayhem misses the target.
Mayhem throws a leg kick but Kane sees it coming and moves out of range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mayhem lands a jab to the nose.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Mayhem.
Mayhem connects with a right hand. Kane shakes it off.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A nice leg kick lands there from Kane.
A chopping leg kick lands by Kane.
Kane pivots, looking for a leg kick but Mayhem is out of range and Kane settles back down.
Mayhem lands the left hand.
Kane throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Kane throws a chopping leg kick but Mayhem manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Mayhem throws a leg kick which misses Kane's front leg but catches the back leg as Kane tries to avoid it.
Mayhem listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Mayhem tries to work over Kane's front leg with a kick but Kane checks it.
Mayhem throws a body punch but Kane moves out of range.
Kane is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Mayhem rather than just go for the knockout.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mayhem stalks Kane and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Kane's face. Kane staggers backwards, shaken.
Kane shoots in for a takedown but Mayhem shows good takedown defense.
Kane looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Mayhem is fending him off so far but Kane persists. Nope, Mayhem circles away and we're back to standing.
Kane takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Mayhem scores with a hook.
Mayhem throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Mayhem lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Kane takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Mayhem fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Kane takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Kane ducks under a wild hook from Mayhem.
Mayhem misses with a low kick.
Mayhem throws a low kick but Kane avoids it.
Kane blocks a jab.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mayhem takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Mayhem throws a nice inside leg kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kane avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Kane keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Mayhem missing with a left hand there. Kane was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Mayhem does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Mayhem scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Kane uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Mayhem.
Kane walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Mayhem just misses with a punch to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A decent looking cross lands there for Mayhem.
Mayhem swings widly with a right hand
and Kane counters with a left to the body.
A cross from Mayhem lands.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
John Mayhem clearly takes that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Mayhem throws a series of punches but Kane avoids them all with ease.
Kane takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Mayhem is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Kane can do to turn this around?
A jab from Mayhem misses.
A chopping leg kick lands by Mayhem.
Kane throws a jab when Mayhem was well out of range.
Mayhem misses with a combination
and Kane counters with an inside leg kick.
Kane takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Mayhem just misses with a punch to the body.
Mayhem throws the left hand but Kane avoids the punch easily.
Kane tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Mayhem was well out of range. Poor timing from Kane.
A right-left combo lands from Mayhem.
The crowd cheers as Mayhem lands an impressive looking overhand right. Kane doesn't seem phased though.
Mayhem throws the kick towards the body but Kane avoids it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kane keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Kane scores with a shot to the body.
Mayhem with a hook.
A chopping leg kick lands by Kane.
Mayhem checks the leg kick.
Mayhem throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Kane sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Kane throws a lazy right hand but Mayhem sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Mayhem connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Mayhem tries to clinch but Kane moves out of range.
A big right from Mayhem misses.
Kane misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Mayhem.
A slow jab from Mayhem misses its intended target.
Kane swats away the attempt to clinch by Mayhem.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kane showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Mayhem.
Kane steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Mayhem.
Mayhem throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Kane sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Kane throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Mayhem keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Kane thows a body shot but no joy.
Kane moves forwards but Mayhem connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Mayhem connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kane scores with a leg kick.
Mayhem ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Mayhem misses with a looping left.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mayhem loads up on a big right hand but Kane slips the punch.
A big right from Mayhem misses.
Mayhem throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Kane counters with a body kick that stops Mayhem in his tracks momentarily.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over.
Mayhem scores with a hook to the body. Kane takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Mayhem tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Kane moves out of range of the strikes.
Mayhem throws a series of punches but Kane avoids them all with ease.
A slow jab from Mayhem misses its intended target.
Mayhem works Kane's body with a nice hook.
The fight stays on the outside here - Mayhem looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Kane jabbing away but nothing is landing.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mayhem connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Kane's hands.
Mayhem pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Mayhem checks a leg kick.
Kane takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Mayhem throws a jab when Kane was well out of range.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Mayhem, right into the meat.
Kane takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kane defending well as Mayhem loads up on a big left hand.
Kane gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Kane throws a leg kick
and Mayhem counters with a stiff right hand.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Mayhem throws out a leg kick but Kane moves out of range and Mayhem only half commits.
Kane throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Mayhem throws a shot from downtown. Kane moves away and avoids it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
John Mayhem had his way with Hairy Kane in that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
Kane attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Kane shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Kane steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Mayhem.
Mayhem throws a hook but Kane avoids it easily.
Mayhem misses with a low kick as Kane jumps back.
A chopping leg kick lands by Mayhem.
A big left from Mayhem misses.
Kane takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Kane misses with a low kick.
Kane swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Mayhem throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Kane is looking to clinch but Mayhem is avoiding it.
Kane throws a nice inside leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Good shot there by Mayhem.
Mayhem clobbers Kane with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Kane walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Mayhem swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Mayhem rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Kane moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Kane takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Mayhem connects with a jab.
Mayhem throws a jab when Kane was well out of range.
Kane misses with a low kick.
Kane takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Kane drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Left hook, right uppercut from Mayhem.
Mayhem changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Mayhem ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Kane keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Kane throws out a leg kick but Mayhem moves out of range and Kane only half commits.
Kane checks a leg kick.
Kane checks the leg kick nicely there.
Mayhem misses the shot to the body.
Kane throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Mayhem sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Mayhem lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Kane tries a low kick but Mayhem avoids it.
Kane ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Mayhem looks to land a left hand but Kane moved out of range nicely.
Kane slips a straight right by Mayhem.
Kane wants to land a leg kick but Mayhem is out of range.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mayhem takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Good shot there by Kane.
A swing and a miss from Kane.
A solid leg kick lands there for Mayhem.
Mayhem scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Mayhem misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Mayhem misses with a straight left.
Mayhem lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Mayhem moves out of range of the leg kick from Kane.
Mayhem lands with a cross.
Mayhem throws a right hand that Kane ducks under and follows up with a left that Kane also avoids with ease.
Hairy Kane has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Mayhem with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Mayhem will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
John Mayhem is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mayhem scoring well with a low kick there.
Mayhem looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Kane moves in looking to clinch but Mayhem pushes him off.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kane scoring well with a low kick there.
Kane shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
A slow jab from Kane misses its intended target.
Mayhem throws a quick inside leg kick.
Mayhem throws a chopping leg kick but Kane manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Kane slips under a jab from Mayhem.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Mayhem misses with a two punch combination.
Mayhem throws a nice outside leg kick.
Mayhem checks a leg kick nicely.
And that's the end of the fight!
John Mayhem showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Mayhem, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Saam Ante scores the fight 50:45
Judge Wagner Zegers scores the fight 50:45
Judge Albert Achterberg scores the fight 50:45
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... John Mayhem!
John Mayhem retains his middleweight title!
A very excited looking John Mayhem made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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