PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Jesse Wolfe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Zippy Bongstockings (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wolfe comes to the cage accompanied by Immortal Technique- Internally Bleeding. Zippy Bongstockings is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Wolfe
vs
Bongstockings

178 cm
26
159 lbs
12 - 8 - 0

150 cm
20
155 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

Hell's Balls Recovery (160)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jesse Wolfe!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Zippy Bongstockings!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, George Francis and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wolfe fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Bongstockings drops his hands momentarily and Wolfe takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Bongstockings shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Wolfe as he jumps to the side.
Wolfe throws a push kick but Bongstockings slaps the foot to one side.
Bongstockings takes one on the chin but seems OK.

It looks like Zippy Bongstockings has been cut.
Wolfe fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Bongstockings.
An inside leg kick lands from Wolfe.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Bongstockings checks a leg kick.
Wolfe misses with a body kick.
Horrible takedown by Bongstockings or perhaps it was just good defense by Wolfe which made him look bad.
Wolfe throws a leg kick
and Bongstockings counters with a slapping leg kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Wolfe connects with a nice looking jab.
Bongstockings looks for a takedown but Wolfe sprawls well.
Jesse Wolfe has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Zippy Bongstockings.
Wolfe tries to work over Bongstockings's front leg with a kick but Bongstockings checks it.
Wolfe takes a swing at Bongstockings's ribcage but misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wolfe misses with a head kick.
Nice uppercut lands for Wolfe. That snapped Bongstockings's head back.
Bongstockings walks into a stiff left hand from Wolfe.
Nice shot lands for Wolfe.
Wolfe is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Wolfe misses with a body kick.
Wolfe checks a leg kick.
Wolfe throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Wolfe lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Wolfe throws a low kick but it's checked well by Bongstockings.
Bongstockings shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Wolfe sprawls well. Wolfe wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Bongstockings gets slowly back to his feet.
Bongstockings takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Bongstockings doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Wolfe counters with a lovely straight right hand!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Wolfe throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Decent striking displayed by Wolfe there.
Wolfe takes a swing at Bongstockings's ribcage but misses.
Jab, jab by Wolfe - just one landing.

Bongstockings is rocked!

Wolfe steps into range and cracks Bongstockings with a monster punch that buckles his knees! Bongstockings flops backwards and Wolfe dives into his guard looking to finish!
Bongstockings is still in real trouble! Can Wolfe finish him?
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
Wolfe postures up from his opponent's guard, before exploding into some vicious ground and pound! Bongstockings covers up, he's hurt! Wolfe keeps throwing the strikes, glancing at the referee... Will he stop it?? One more big shot from Wolfe and the ref steps in to end the fight! Wolfe can't hide his delight as he celebrates with his corner.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jesse Wolfe!
Our winner, Jesse Wolfe, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.