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Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Big Bastard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mark Dexter (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys are coming into the fight with injuries so let's see if that has a bearing on the fight. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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288 lbs
23 - 12 - 0 |
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300 lbs
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Solid boxing
Cardio machine
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
23 - 12 - 0, fighting out of London, Big Bastard!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
16 - 18 - 0, fighting out of London, Mark Dexter!
The judges for this bout are Richard Clark, Colin Fotheringham and Daniel Bishop.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dexter throws a right and a left that both miss.
Dexter looks gassed!
Dexter throws a nice looking combination but Bastard bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Bastard fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Dexter checks it well.
Dexter takes a swing at Bastard's ribcage but misses.
Bastard drives through and clinches with Dexter against the ropes.
Bastard manages to break the clinch.
Bastard fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Bastard moves in looking to clinch but Dexter pushes him off.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Dexter is trying to force a seperation but Bastard has the dominant position.
Bastard breaks the clinch.
Dexter throws a half hearted mid kick.
Bastard showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Dexter.
Bastard throws a leg kick but Dexter moved away.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Dexter working aggressively here.
Bastard stalling against the ropes.
Bastard manages to break the clinch.
Bastard dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Dexter. That did some damage!
A left and a right from Bastard both land. Nice combination.
It looks like Mark Dexter has been cut.
Dexter swings for the body but Bastard moves out of range.
Bastard looks for the body kick but Dexter saw that one coming.
Bastard fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Dexter has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Bastard really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Bastard moves into the clinch.
Bastard tries to break free but Dexter pushes him back against the ropes.
Bastard tries to break the clinch but Dexter is controlling the position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bastard blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Bastard manages to break the clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bastard throws a one two combo.
Bastard tries to clinch but Dexter moves out of range.
Bastard throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Dexter stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Bastard drives through and clinches with Dexter against the ropes.
Dexter is trying to break the clinch but Bastard is controlling him.
Bastard escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Dexter throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Bastard looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Dexter with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Bastard to score with a decent uppercut.
Bastard keeps Dexter at a distance using the push kick.
Dexter blocks a head kick by Bastard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dexter swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Bastard tries to clinch up but Dexter circles away and keeps his distance.
Bastard misses with a body kick.
Bastard is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Bastard throws a sloppy head kick and Dexter moves out of range easily.
Nice body punch from Dexter.
Bastard fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Dexter looks for the body kick but Bastard saw that one coming.
Dexter scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Bastard throws a head kick that misses.
Dexter avoids the head kick by Bastard.
A nice inside leg kick there by Dexter. That's going to slow Bastard down.
Dexter swats away the attempt to clinch by Bastard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bastard throws a jab but it's blocked by Dexter.
Bastard throws a series of punches but Dexter moves out of range.
Bastard takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Bastard is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
A slapping body kick lands there for Bastard.
Bastard closes the distance and clinches.
Bastard lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Dexter misses with a shot to the kidneys.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Dexter doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Bastard breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Bastard tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Dexter paws at him with a jab and circles away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Big Bastard dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Mark Dexter's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
No joy there for Bastard, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Big Bastard is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Dexter thows a body shot but no joy.
Bastard blocks a head kick by Dexter.
Bastard connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Dexter momentarily.
Bastard misses with a series of wild punches.
Bastard throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Dexter fails to land with a series of punches.
Bastard throws out a loose jab but Dexter uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bastard with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Bastard tries to bum rush Dexter with a series of wild strikes but Dexter uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Dexter throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Bastard tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Dexter paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Dexter throws a half hearted mid kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bastard closes the distance and clinches.
Bastard pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the ropes.
Bastard breaks the clinch.
Bastard throws a half hearted mid kick.
Bastard gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
A swing and a miss from Bastard.
Bastard on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Bastard fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Dexter has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Bastard pivots, looking for a leg kick but Dexter is out of range and Bastard settles back down.
Bastard misses with a few strikes there.
Bastard slips a jab and a cross from Dexter.
Bastard tries to clinch but Dexter is having none of it.
Bastard misses with a double jab.
Dexter is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Bastard rather than just go for the knockout.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bastard takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Bastard has taken the fight to the clinch.
Bastard manages to break the clinch.
Bastard throws a leg kick but Dexter sees it coming and moves out of range.
Dexter slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Bastard throws a low kick but it's checked well by Dexter.
Dexter throws a right and a left that Bastard avoids nicely.
Danga de danga de dang - Bastard scores with a four punch combination!
A clash of legs there as Bastard blocks the low kick.
Bastard misses with a low kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bastard turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Dexter showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Bastard.
Dexter motions for Bastard to come forward. Dexter throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A combination from Bastard does no damage.
Nice shot by Dexter.
Bastard tries to clinch up against the ropes, rushing in the close the distance. Dexter manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Dexter tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
The fight stays on the outside here - Bastard looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Mark Dexter seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Some bone on bone action there as Bastard checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Bastard moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Bastard is looking to clinch but Dexter is avoiding it.
Dexter misses with a body shot.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Dexter lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Bastard has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Bastard and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Dexter throws a right hand that Bastard ducks under and follows up with a left that Bastard also avoids with ease.
Bastard throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bastard has Dexter up against the ropes in a clinch.
Dexter breaks from the clinch.
A chopping leg kick lands by Dexter.
Bastard misses with a two punch combination.
Dexter scoring well with a low kick there.
Bastard tries to clinch but Dexter moves out of range.
Dexter throws a wild body kick that Bastard sees coming a mile off.
Bastard tries to close the distance and clinch up but Dexter swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Dexter fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Bastard checks it well.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Dexter throws an overhand right that lands on Bastard's shoulder, as Bastard tries to avoid the shot.
Bastard lands a really nice looking cross but Dexter seems unphased.
Dexter avoids a kick to the body.
Bastard misses with a wild combination.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Big Bastard dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Mark Dexter's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!
Bastard rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Dexter moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Bastard tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Dexter is able to avoid easily.
Bastard tries to clinch but Dexter moves away
and Dexter counters with a slapping leg kick.
Dexter throws a combination that misses
and Bastard holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Dexter is trying to break the clinch but Bastard is controlling him.
Bastard wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Dexter has him pressed against the ropes.
Dexter's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Bastard lands with a thumping leg kick.
Dexter throws a nice outside leg kick.
Bastard throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Dexter tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Dexter takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Bastard throws a combination that misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bastard lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Dexter circles away quickly and effectively.
Dexter attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Bastard fails in his attempt to clinch.
Bastard tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Big Bastard is winning the standup battle so far.
Bastard throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Dexter.
Dexter throws a front kick aimed at Bastard's knee but Bastard avoids it well.
Dexter takes a swing at Bastard's ribcage but misses.
Bastard throws a leg kick which misses Dexter's front leg but catches the back leg as Dexter tries to avoid it.
Bastard tries to close the distance and clinch up but Dexter swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Bastard scores with a kick to the body.
Dexter lands a jab.
Dexter misses with a jab, cross combination.
Dexter avoids a punch combination nicely.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bastard tries to move into range but Dexter moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Bastard tests Dexter's chin there with a solid looking shot.
A head kick misses from Dexter.
Bastard swinging wildly here.
Bastard tries to close the distance and clinch up but Dexter swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Dexter lands a leg kick that knocks Bastard off balance momentarily.
Bastard looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Bastard tries to clinch but Dexter is having none of it.
Bastard swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Dexter counters with a nice uppercut.
Dexter fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bastard manages to avoid it.
Bastard fails in his attempt to clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dexter throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Bastard.
Bastard with a hook.
Dexter looks to throw the jab but Bastard is out of range.
Bastard fails to land with a series of punches.
Bastard tries to clinch up but Dexter circles away and keeps his distance.
Dexter misses with an attempted mid kick.
A nice combination there by Dexter.
Bastard is looking to clinch.
Bastard dodges the punch combination from Dexter.
Bastard throws a series of punches but Dexter moves out of range.
Dexter takes a swing at Bastard's ribcage but misses.
Bastard closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the ropes.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dexter throws a punch but it's blocked by Bastard.
Dexter tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Bastard's elbow.
Bastard manages to break the clinch.
Nice defenses there by Bastard.
Bastard avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Bastard tries to work over Dexter's front leg with a kick but Dexter checks it.
Bastard throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Dexter misses with a punch on the inside.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bastard throws a punch but it's blocked by Dexter.
Bastard is trying to break the clinch but Dexter has him pressed against the ropes.
Mark Dexter has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
A quick uppercut on the inside from Dexter.
And that's the end of the fight!
Big Bastard showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Bastard has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Richard Clark scores the fight for Big Bastard!
Judge Colin Fotheringham scores the fight for Big Bastard!
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight for Big Bastard!
Big Bastard wins by unanimous decision!
Our winner, Big Bastard, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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