PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Billy Kincaid (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Alpo Yliremmi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kincaid comes into the arena with Jesus Wept - Suffocation (Effigy of the Forgotton) blaring out of the sound system. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Kincaid
vs
Yliremmi

201 cm
23
270 lbs
12 - 7 - 0

215 cm
22
280 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Billy Kincaid!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Alpo Yliremmi!
The judges for this bout are Valeri Chadov, Konstantin Menshow and Viktor Lagutenko.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Yliremmi tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Yliremmi fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Kincaid looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Billy Kincaid seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kincaid lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Yliremmi misses with a low kick.
Yliremmi uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Kincaid.
Yliremmi scores with a nice body kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kincaid keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Kincaid moves out of range of the leg kick from Yliremmi.
Kincaid rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Yliremmi moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Kincaid throws a right and a left that Yliremmi avoids nicely.
Kincaid tries to clinch but Yliremmi is having none of it.
Kincaid loads up on a big right hand but Yliremmi slips the punch.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Kincaid instigates a clinch.
Kincaid keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Yliremmi's efforts to push away.
Yliremmi throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Kincaid blocks it with crossed arms.

Yliremmi's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Yliremmi lands a nice leg kick that just misses Kincaid's sensitive parts.
Kincaid throws a hook to the side of Yliremmi's head but Yliremmi sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Yliremmi misses with a low kick.
Kincaid throws a series of punches but Yliremmi avoids them all with ease.
Some bone on bone action there as Kincaid checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.

Kincaid moves into the clinch.
Kincaid tries to circle away but Yliremmi has him pinned against the ropes.
Yliremmi being controlled against the ropes.
Yliremmi wants to break the clinch but can't.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Yliremmi breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Yliremmi misses with a low kick.

Yliremmi lands a big head kick that sends Kincaid tumbling to the mat! Yliremmi takes a step backwards and waves Kincaid back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Kincaid is rocked!

It looks like Billy Kincaid has been cut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kincaid swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Kincaid tries to close the distance and clinch up but Yliremmi swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Kincaid throws a jab but it's blocked by Yliremmi.
Good work by Kincaid as he checks the leg kick.
Kincaid checks the leg kick.

Kincaid moves into the clinch.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.

Yliremmi breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kincaid lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Yliremmi circles away quickly and effectively.
Donk. Kincaid catches Yliremmi right on the button with a cross.

Yliremmi cracks Kincaid with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Kincaid looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Yliremmi finish him?
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Danga de danga de dang - Kincaid scores with a four punch combination!

It looks like Alpo Yliremmi has been cut.
Kincaid lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Yliremmi circles away quickly and effectively.
Yliremmi misses with a low kick.
Kincaid checks a leg kick.
Yliremmi ducks right into an uppercut from Kincaid.
Yliremmi circles away from the clinch attempt.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A slapping leg kick lands for Yliremmi.
Kincaid connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Some wild striking there from Kincaid.
Some wild striking there from Kincaid.
Kincaid throws a left and a right that both miss
and Yliremmi counters with an outside leg kick.
Kincaid bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Kincaid comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Kincaid misses with a looping right.
A telegraphed right hand from Kincaid misses the target.
Kincaid throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Yliremmi.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Alpo Yliremmi dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Yliremmi fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Kincaid has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Billy Kincaid is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
A low kick from Yliremmi misses
and Kincaid counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Kincaid ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Yliremmi moves away.
Yliremmi slips a straight right by Kincaid.
Kincaid swinging wildly here.
Kincaid scores with a shot to the body.
Kincaid throws a right hand that misses
and Yliremmi counters with a good low kick that Kincaid was not able to check.
Kincaid looks to land a right hand but Yliremmi moved out of range.
Yliremmi uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Kincaid.
Yliremmi is looking to score with low kicks.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Yliremmi blocks a jab.
Kincaid ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Yliremmi moves away.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Yliremmi lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Kincaid has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Kincaid and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Kincaid keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Yliremmi.
Yliremmi misses with a leg kick
and Kincaid counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Yliremmi chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Kincaid swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Yliremmi counters with a nice low kick that buckles Kincaid's knee momentarily.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Kincaid throws the left hand but Yliremmi avoids the punch easily.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kincaid waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Yliremmi.
Yliremmi uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Kincaid.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kincaid throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Yliremmi is pinned up against the ropes taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Yliremmi throws a body kick that misses.
Yliremmi turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
A head kick misses from Yliremmi.
A solid leg kick lands there for Yliremmi.
Yliremmi thows a left - swing and a miss!
Yliremmi rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Kincaid moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Kincaid's jab looks to have found its range, popping Yliremmi under the eye.
Kincaid is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Yliremmi tries to work over Kincaid's front leg with a kick but Kincaid checks it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kincaid loads up on a big right hand but Yliremmi slips the punch.
Yliremmi lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Kincaid checks a leg kick.
Kincaid checks a low kick from Yliremmi.
Yliremmi stuns Kincaid with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Kincaid stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Yliremmi.
Kincaid dodges the punch combination from Yliremmi.

Kincaid moves into the clinch.

Yliremmi breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
A big right from Kincaid misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Yliremmi ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Kincaid moves out of range of the leg kick from Yliremmi.
Kincaid tries to bum rush Yliremmi with a series of wild strikes but Yliremmi uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Alpo Yliremmi seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Yliremmi throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Kincaid throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A slow jab from Kincaid misses its intended target.
Yliremmi throws a quick inside leg kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Kincaid throws a lazy right hand but Yliremmi sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Yliremmi pivots, looking for a leg kick but Kincaid is out of range and Yliremmi settles back down.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Alpo Yliremmi showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Kincaid's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

Yliremmi looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Kincaid tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Kincaid rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Yliremmi moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Kincaid throws a right and a left that both miss.
Yliremmi on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Kincaid misses with a looping right.
Yliremmi swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Kincaid throws a right hand that Yliremmi ducks under and follows up with a left that Yliremmi also avoids with ease.
Yliremmi tries to land a leg kick but Kincaid saw it coming and moves away.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Yliremmi lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Kincaid has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Kincaid and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Yliremmi thumps Kincaid with a low kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kincaid misses with the combination.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Yliremmi throws a nice head kick!
Yliremmi finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Kincaid throws a big shot that misses.
Kincaid throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
The crowd cheers as Kincaid lands an impressive looking overhand right. Yliremmi doesn't seem phased though.
Kincaid is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Yliremmi walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Yliremmi misses with a low kick.
Kincaid pushing out the jab but it's not landing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Yliremmi misses with a low kick.
A leg kick checked by Kincaid.
Kincaid throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Kincaid throws a low kick but Yliremmi avoids it.
Kincaid throws a lazy uppercut
and Yliremmi counters with a good low kick that Kincaid was not able to check.
Some wild striking there from Kincaid.

Yliremmi lands a big head kick that sends Kincaid tumbling to the mat! Yliremmi takes a step backwards and waves Kincaid back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Jab by Kincaid.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Yliremmi scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Kincaid doesn't seem bothered though.
A solid body kick from Yliremmi.
Yliremmi throws a low kick but Kincaid avoids it.

Yliremmi feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Kincaid sprawling to the canvas! Kincaid rolls over backwards and springs off the ropes and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Yliremmi finish him?!
Oh Kincaid is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Yliremmi throws a front kick aimed at Kincaid's knee but Kincaid avoids it well.
Billy Kincaid has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Alpo Yliremmi is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Kincaid seems to have got his legs back now.
Yliremmi scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Nice body punch from Yliremmi.
Yliremmi throws a leg kick that misses.
Yliremmi is looking to chop away at Kincaid's legs.
Kincaid catches Yliremmi with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kincaid tries to bum rush Yliremmi with a series of wild strikes but Yliremmi uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Kincaid throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Yliremmi displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Kincaid throws out the jab.
Yliremmi swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Yliremmi lands a nice looking body kick.
Kincaid takes a shot right to the bread basket.
A slapping body kick lands there for Yliremmi.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Yliremmi buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Yliremmi throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Yliremmi turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.

And that's the end of the fight!
Alpo Yliremmi comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Yliremmi winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.

Judge Valeri Chadov scores the fight for Alpo Yliremmi!
Judge Konstantin Menshow scores the fight for Alpo Yliremmi!
Judge Viktor Lagutenko scores the fight for Alpo Yliremmi!

Alpo Yliremmi wins by unanimous decision!
A very excited looking Alpo Yliremmi made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.