PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Adam Carolla (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jeremy Jitsu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Carolla comes into the arena with Gotta Get It On from Taboo 2 blaring out of the sound system. Adam Carolla has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Carolla
vs
Jitsu

198 cm
34
201 lbs
30 - 26 - 0

180 cm
28
200 lbs
1 - 9 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good takedowns
Counter striker
Knockout power

Steel Terror-Trition: Video Proven 160Q
Steel Terror-Trition: Video Proven 160Q

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 30 - 26 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Adam Carolla!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Jeremy Jitsu!
The judges for this bout are Felipe Paraventi, Edson Gomes and Thiago Cunha.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Carolla leaves Jitsu with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Carolla lands a slapping body shot.
Carolla tests Jitsu's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Good standup being displayed there by Carolla as he connects with a hook.
Jitsu looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Jitsu shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Carolla looks to land a combination. Jitsu sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Carolla connects with a good right hand that stumbles Jitsu. Jitsu circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Carolla is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A shot to the liver by Carolla. Beautiful body shot.
Carolla lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jitsu shoots in for a takedown but Carolla shows good takedown defense.
Carolla cracks Jitsu with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Carolla tests Jitsu's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Carolla uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Jitsu has time to react.
Jitsu takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Carolla sizes up Jitsu with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Jitsu throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Carolla's waist but Carolla gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Jitsu off to one side.
Adam Carolla has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jeremy Jitsu.
Carolla scores to the head and body with a nice combination!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Good exchange - Carolla coming out on top.

Jitsu is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nice body punch from Carolla.
Jitsu is still on wobbly legs! Can Carolla finish him?
Adam Carolla seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jitsu with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Carolla to score with a decent uppercut.
Carolla cracks Jitsu with a big right hand that sees him stumbling back against the cage! Jitsu falls to his knees and Carolla doesn't need a second invitatation - he rushes in and fires off several unanswered shots that force the referee to stop the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Adam Carolla!
Our winner, Adam Carolla, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.