PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Harry Sonofabeetch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Smith (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sonofabeetch's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, the theme from the x files. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Sonofabeetch
vs
Smith

200 cm
29
286 lbs
12 - 8 - 0

195 cm
24
255 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

TFP Graphics - Pit Inc

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Harry Sonofabeetch!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, John Smith!
The judges for this bout are , Timothy Bukovac and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Smith scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Smith uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Sonofabeetch.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Smith.
Smith scores with a hook to the body. Sonofabeetch takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Smith thumps Sonofabeetch with a low kick.
Smith is looking to land body kicks.
Sonofabeetch walks forward, straight into a front kick from Smith.
Sonofabeetch is breathing heavily.
Smith scores with a leg kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Sonofabeetch on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Smith fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Sonofabeetch.
Smith thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Sonofabeetch if he has to take too many more of those.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Smith.
Smith lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Smith delivers a nice body kick.
Smith cracks the inside of Sonofabeetch's front leg.
Smith lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Smith fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Sonofabeetch has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
John Smith seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sonofabeetch checks the leg kick.
Smith blocks a jab.
Smith scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Good leg kick by Smith there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
A slapping leg kick lands for Smith.
Smith scores with a decent looking hook.
A slapping body kick lands there for Smith.
Smith scores with a nice body kick.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Smith throws a quick inside leg kick.
Smith throws a leg kick which misses Sonofabeetch's front leg but catches the back leg as Sonofabeetch tries to avoid it.
Smith pushes Sonofabeetch away with a front kick.
Good leg kick by Smith there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
John Smith is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Sonofabeetch on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Smith. Smith obviously looking to wear him down.
Smith scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A solid leg kick lands there for Smith.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Smith scores with a kick to the body.
Nice body kick there by Smith.
Smith is looking to slow Sonofabeetch down with leg kicks.
Smith scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Smith thumps Sonofabeetch with a low kick.
Smith lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A good leg kick by Smith.
Smith fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

John Smith dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Harry Sonofabeetch's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

A slapping leg kick lands for Smith.
A nice leg kick lands there from Smith.
Smith lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Smith. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Smith fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Sonofabeetch.
Smith lands a nice looking kick to the body. Sonofabeetch takes a step back to recover.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Smith throws a leg kick which misses Sonofabeetch's front leg but catches the back leg as Sonofabeetch tries to avoid it.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Sonofabeetch chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Smith can pounce on him.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Smith chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Sonofabeetch will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Sonofabeetch walks into a stiff left hand from Smith.
A slapping leg kick lands for Smith.
Smith thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Sonofabeetch if he has to take too many more of those.
Smith delivers a nice body kick.
A nice inside leg kick there by Smith. That's going to slow Sonofabeetch down.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Smith lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Smith is looking to slow Sonofabeetch down with leg kicks.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Smith lands a nice looking kick to the body. Sonofabeetch takes a step back to recover.
Sonofabeetch has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Smith.
Smith scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Smith fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Smith dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Smith connects with a leg kick. Sonofabeetch looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Smith fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Sonofabeetch.
Smith dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Sonofabeetch. That did some damage!
Smith lands with a thumping leg kick.
Smith feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Sonofabeetch's calf.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Smith.
Smith connects with a solid leg kick.
Smith connects with an inside leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Smith lands a nice leg kick that just misses Sonofabeetch's sensitive parts.
Smith delivers a nice body kick.
Smith feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Sonofabeetch's calf.
Smith throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Smith goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Smith thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Sonofabeetch if he has to take too many more of those.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Smith pushes Sonofabeetch away with a front kick.
Smith lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

John Smith showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Harry Sonofabeetch's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

Smith fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Sonofabeetch.
Sonofabeetch is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Smith turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Smith throws a leg kick which misses Sonofabeetch's front leg but catches the back leg as Sonofabeetch tries to avoid it.
Good leg kick by Smith there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Smith throws a quick inside leg kick.
Sonofabeetch takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Smith lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Smith throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sonofabeetch takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Sonofabeetch on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Smith. Smith obviously looking to wear him down.
Smith is looking to slow Sonofabeetch down with leg kicks.
Smith fakes the leg kick and cracks Sonofabeetch in the body.
John Smith seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Sonofabeetch takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Smith lands a leg kick that knocks Sonofabeetch off balance momentarily.
Smith lands a front kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Smith connects with a solid leg kick.
Smith throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Sonofabeetch walks forward, straight into a front kick from Smith.
Sonofabeetch on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
An inside leg kick lands from Smith.
Smith lets loose with a powerful body kick. Sonofabeetch will feel that in the morning.
Sonofabeetch steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Smith. That one must have hurt.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Sonofabeetch might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Smith connects with a leg kick. Sonofabeetch looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Smith connects with a solid leg kick.
A solid body kick from Smith.
Smith throws a low kick but Sonofabeetch moves out of range easily.
Smith stuffs the takedown.
Smith connects with a solid leg kick.
Smith scores with a kick to the midsection.
Harry Sonofabeetch has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Smith has been the more effective fighter overall so far.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Smith is looking to slow Sonofabeetch down with leg kicks.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Smith, right into the meat.
Smith fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Smith lands a nice looking kick to the body. Sonofabeetch takes a step back to recover.
Smith lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Smith looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.

And that's the end of the fight!
John Smith comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Smith has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 24:30
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 24:30
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 24:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... John Smith!