PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Drunk Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hotblack Desiato (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the fighters buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Jones
vs
Desiato

190 cm
25
290 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

190 cm
25
290 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Determined

The Borg Shop

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Drunk Jones!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Hotblack Desiato!
The judges for this bout are Chris Saunders, Jeff Smith and Colin Fray.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jones ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Jones throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jones lands a nice leg kick that just misses Desiato's sensitive parts.
A nice leg kick lands there from Jones.
Jones takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Desiato scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Desiato tries a head kick but it misses.
Desiato moves out of range of the strikes.
Jones misses with a wild body shot.
Desiato avoids the head kick by Jones.
Jones fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Desiato manages to avoid it.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Desiato.
A head kick misses from Desiato.
Jones avoids the head kick by Desiato.
Jones scores with a leg kick.
Desiato throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Desiato scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Desiato looks gassed!
Desiato tries to land a front kick but Jones steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones thumps Desiato with a low kick.
Desiato slips a jab from Jones.
Desiato throws a half hearted mid kick.
Desiato looks to land a right hand but Jones moved out of range.
Desiato throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Jones's head.
Desiato takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.

It looks like Hotblack Desiato has been cut.
Jones lands a really nice looking cross but Desiato seems unphased.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jones fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Desiato manages to avoid it.
Jones scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Desiato avoids the head kick by Jones.
Jones misses with a head kick.
Jones scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Desiato doesn't seem bothered though.

Jones lands a big head kick that sends Desiato tumbling to the mat! Jones takes a step backwards and waves Desiato back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Jones throws a quick inside leg kick.
Jones lets loose with a powerful body kick. Desiato will feel that in the morning.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Desiato misses with a head kick.
Jones buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Jones scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Jones lands a leg kick that knocks Desiato off balance momentarily.
Jones pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Desiato defending well as Jones loads up on a big left hand.
Desiato fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Jones checks it well.
Jones turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
A nice inside leg kick there by Jones. That's going to slow Desiato down.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Jones.

Jones lands a big head kick that sends Desiato tumbling to the mat! Jones takes a step backwards and waves Desiato back to his feet - he wants the finish!

That has opened up Hotblack Desiato's cut even more.
A left lands for Jones.
Desiato misses with an uppercut. Jones saw that one coming.
Desiato pivots, looking for a leg kick but Jones is out of range and Desiato settles back down.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A slapping body kick lands there for Jones.
Jones scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Desiato avoids the head kick by Jones.
Desiato throws a solid leg kick but Jones takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Desiato.
Jones moves out of range of the body kick from Desiato.
Jones cracks Desiato with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.

The cut above Hotblack Desiato's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Desiato blocks a head kick by Jones.
Desiato misses with a leg kick.
Jones jabs Desiato right on the nose. Desiato blinks but takes it well.
Jones looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Desiato's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
An inside leg kick lands from Jones.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Crunch! Jones slams his shin into Desiato's torso.
Jones throws a head kick that Desiato semi-blocks.
Desiato tries to land a front kick but Jones steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Jones.
The crowd cheers as Jones lands an impressive looking overhand right. Desiato doesn't seem phased though.
Jones throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Desiato misses with a body kick.
A slow jab from Desiato misses its intended target.
Desiato goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Jones throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Desiato has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Desiato there as he acknowledges the shot.
Jones scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.

Hotblack Desiato's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A head kick misses from Jones.
Desiato fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Jones checks it well.
Desiato scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Desiato on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Drunk Jones dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Hotblack Desiato's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Jones scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Jones connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Jones blocks a leg kick.
Jones misses with a low kick.
Desiato lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Jones is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Desiato can do to turn this around?
A good leg kick by Jones.
Desiato takes a swing at Jones's ribcage but misses.
Jones lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jones scores with a kick to the midsection.
Jones fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Desiato looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Jones throws a head kick that misses.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Jones.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Jones thuds his right hand into Desiato's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Jones scores with a body shot.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Desiato might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Jones has got the better of the exchanges.
Desiato blocks the body kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Desiato takes one to the side of the head.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Hotblack Desiato's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:14 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Drunk Jones!
Drunk Jones decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.