PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Pete Daniels (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nelson Muntz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Daniels's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Copperhead Road. Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!

Daniels
vs
Muntz

185 cm
24
188 lbs
11 - 2 - 0

182 cm
22
198 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Pete Daniels!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Nelson Muntz!
The judges for this bout are Elvis Blanc, Yves DeLean and William Peck.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
No joy there for Muntz, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Daniels throws a head kick that misses.
Daniels misses with a straight left.
A combination from Muntz does no damage.
Muntz throws a combination. Daniels tries to block but a couple of punches get through.

It looks like Pete Daniels has been cut.
Muntz bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Muntz blocks a head kick by Daniels.
Daniels lands a right hook to the body.
Daniels lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Daniels gets caught by a brutal right hook which buckles his knees! Daniels tries to backpedal with his spaghettilegs but Muntz is headhunting and goes for the kill. A jab and a right hook connect and Daniels buckles badly as his eyes roll back. The referee steps in and saves Daniels!! Daniels is complaining but he was clearly out on his feet. Muntz throws his mouthpiece into the crowd. Mmmm spit-tastic.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Nelson Muntz!
A relieved looking Nelson Muntz thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.