PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Guru Majja (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Stinkie Pinkie (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Majja comes to the cage accompanied by Afroman - Because I Got High. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Majja
vs
Pinkie

182 cm
26
180 lbs
15 - 7 - 0

190 cm
27
199 lbs
19 - 11 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

HGH Nutrients Q160-Q158-Q155

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 7 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Guru Majja!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Stinkie Pinkie!
The judges for this bout are Paulsen Ambrosius, Saam Ante and Patrick Alders.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pinkie is looking to clinch but Majja is avoiding it.
Majja thows a left - swing and a miss!
Majja fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Pinkie looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Majja avoids a kick to the body.
Pinkie throws a quick inside leg kick.
Pinkie throws an overhand right that lands on Majja's shoulder, as Majja tries to avoid the shot.
Majja misses with a body shot.
Pinkie misses with a kick to the body.

Pinkie rushes Majja and presses him up against the cage.
Majja misses with a punch to the body.
Majja lands with a left to the head.
Majja misses with a hook to the ribs.
Majja blocking some punches.
Pinkie fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Majja doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Majja lands a nice shot to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Majja is trying to force a seperation but Pinkie has the dominant position.

Majja escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Pinkie uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Majja.
Both fighters circling a little - Majja finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Majja scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
A good leg kick by Majja.
Pinkie looks to clinch
and Majja counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Pinkie looks gassed!
Majja thows a body kick. Pinkie tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Pinkie stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Majja.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Majja lands a nice shot to the body.
Pinkie blocks a jab.
Majja connects with a single shot there.

It looks like Stinkie Pinkie has been cut.
Majja connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Pinkie's hands.
Majja fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Pinkie looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
A head kick misses from Majja.
Pinkie moves out of range of the leg kick from Majja.
Pinkie slips a jab from Majja.
Pinkie avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Pinkie is keeping his hands low and just asking to be knocked out. Majja Raises his leg and lands a stunning axe kick! Pinkie is out cold, face down on the mat!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Guru Majja!
Our winner, Guru Majja, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.