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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jesse Dardar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mini Boxo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dardar comes to the cage accompanied by Community Property. On his way into the cage it seems that Jesse Dardar has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Jesse Dardar seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?
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205 lbs
26 - 7 - 0 |
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189 cm
28
215 lbs
22 - 11 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
26 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jesse Dardar!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
22 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mini Boxo!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Daniel Franklin and Gwen Towbar.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Boxo keeps Dardar at a distance using the push kick.
Boxo lands a nice looking body shot.
Boxo looks for the body kick but Dardar saw that one coming.
Dardar misses with a looping right.
Jesse Dardar seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dardar loads up on a big right hand but Boxo slips the punch.
Dardar loads up on a big right hand but Boxo slips the punch.
Nice defenses there by Boxo.
Boxo swats away the attempt to clinch by Dardar.
Boxo misses with a wild body shot.
Boxo has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Boxo there as he acknowledges the shot.
Dardar throws a jab when Boxo was well out of range.
Boxo takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Dardar misses with a wild body shot.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dardar throws a jab when Boxo was well out of range.
Boxo misses with a body shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Boxo misses with a two punch combination.
Dardar throws a right hand that Boxo ducks under and follows up with a left that Boxo also avoids with ease.
Boxo throws a hook to the side of Dardar's head but Dardar sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Boxo misses with a straight right.
Dardar looks to score with a jab to the body but Boxo is just out of range.
Boxo tries to land a leg kick but Dardar saw it coming and moves away.
Boxo scores with a nice head shot.
Boxo tries to clinch there but Dardar circles away.
Boxo takes a swing at Dardar's ribcage but misses.
Dardar lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Boxo circles away quickly and effectively.
Dardar tries to clinch but Boxo is having none of it.
Boxo throws out a powerful jab.
Boxo displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Dardar throws out the jab.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Boxo is looking to slow Dardar down with leg kicks.
Dardar tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Boxo lands a nice looking body shot.
Boxo cracks a nice hook into Dardar's ribs.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dardar dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Dardar checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Dardar throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Dardar defending well as Boxo loads up on a big left hand.
Boxo slips a straight right by Dardar.
Dardar throws a hook to the side of Boxo's head but Boxo sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Boxo connects with a nice looking jab.
Boxo swings for the body but Dardar moves out of range.
Dardar has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Dardar there as he acknowledges the shot.
Dardar swings for the body but Boxo moves out of range.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dardar uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Boxo.
Boxo throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Dardar throws a jab but it's blocked by Boxo.
Dardar scores with a decent looking hook.
Dardar scores with a body shot.
Dardar throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Boxo misses with a series of wild punches.
Left hook, right uppercut from Dardar.
Dardar misses with an uppercut.
Boxo gets tackled into the cage by Dardar. Dardar maintains the clinch.
Boxo tries to throw a body punch but Dardar avoids it by throwing Boxo back against the cage.
Dardar takes a shot to the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dardar struggles to land a body shot inside as Boxo controls his hands.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dardar wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Boxo using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Boxo can't find room to land a body shot as Dardar controls the action.
Boxo breaks from the clinch.
A big left from Dardar misses.
Dardar ducks under a wild hook from Boxo.
Dardar throws a jab but it's blocked by Boxo.
Boxo steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Dardar.
Boxo lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Boxo swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A swing and a miss from Dardar.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Boxo misses with a few strikes there.
Dardar throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Boxo misses with the combination.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Mini Boxo will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Boxo misses with a straight right.
Boxo misses with a low kick.
Nice straight punches there by Dardar. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Dardar.
Dardar slips a straight right by Boxo.
Boxo feints and then cracks Dardar's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Dardar down.
Boxo ducks right into an uppercut from Dardar.
Dardar tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Boxo ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Dardar throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Nice jab there from Boxo.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dardar tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Boxo paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Dardar bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Boxo ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Dardar moves away.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dardar throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Boxo slips a straight right by Dardar.
A head kick by Boxo misses
and Dardar counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Dardar tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
A big left from Dardar misses.
Dardar waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Boxo.
Boxo moves out of range of the strikes.
Boxo plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Dardar fails with an attempt to clinch.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Boxo lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Dardar has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Dardar and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Dardar dips to his left and cracks Boxo with an uppercut!
Dardar wants to clinch up but Boxo keeps it at a distance.
Dardar throws a nice looking combination but Boxo bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Boxo swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dardar fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Boxo looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Dardar lands with a hook. Boxo tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
A left lands for Dardar.
Dardar tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Boxo was well out of range. Poor timing from Dardar.
Dardar lands a big right hand that sends Boxo crashing to the mat! Dardar stays standing though and waves Boxo back to his feet!
Boxo is rocked!
Boxo pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Boxo is still on wobbly legs! Can Dardar finish him?
Dardar misses with a straight right.
A swing and a miss from Dardar.
A shot to the liver by Dardar. Beautiful body shot.
Boxo is breathing heavily.
Boxo keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Dardar.
Dardar misses with a straight left.
Boxo takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Dardar throws out a loose jab but Boxo uses good head movement to avoid it.
Boxo defending well as Dardar loads up on a big left hand.
Dardar throws an overhand right that lands on Boxo's shoulder, as Boxo tries to avoid the shot.
Boxo ducks under a wild hook from Dardar.
A slow jab from Dardar misses its intended target.
Dardar connects with a body shot.
Dardar waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Boxo.
Boxo staying out of range there.
Dardar misses with a hook.
Dardar dances in with a quick combination. Boxo is being worked over with jabs and crosses. Oooh, a right straight from Dardar snaps Boxo's head back. Boxo stumbles backwards against the cage. Dardar steps forward and delivers a right cross that connects with Boxo's jaw, simultaneously knocking him out and sending his mouthpiece into the crowd! There's a worthy souvenir for the fans. This one is over folks. Boxo just didn't come prepared.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Jesse Dardar!
Jesse Dardar really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Non-Stop Nutrition logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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