PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Billy Bob (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Weed King (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bob comes into the arena with Notkea rotta - Itä meidän blaring out of the sound system. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Bob
vs
King

209 cm
25
278 lbs
6 - 6 - 0

185 cm
23
268 lbs
4 - 6 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid boxing
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Billy Bob!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Weed King!
The judges for this bout are Matti Vanhoillinen, Tarja Halkonen and Anni Minnemäki.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
King gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Bob counters with a lovely straight right hand!
King throws a head kick that misses.
King tries to move into range but Bob moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
King tries to clinch there but Bob circles away.
King showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Bob.
Bob connects with a nice looking jab.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bob jabs at King's body.

King throws a left that rocks Bob and follows with a right that sends him tumbling to the canvas! King dives into side control, looking to finish! Can Bob regain composure!

It looks like Billy Bob has been cut.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
King tries to get to his feet but he's trapped momentarily.
King looks gassed!
King working the strikes but Bob uses the opportunity to regain half guard.

Bob kicks off King and gets to his feet.
Billy Bob seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bob scores with a jab. King acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Bob slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Bob fails to land with a series of punches.
Bob lands a jab to the nose.
Bob throws a right and a left that both miss.
Bob's jab looks to have found its range, popping King under the eye.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Nice sprawl there from Bob as King shoots in.
Bob connects with a right hand. King shakes it off.
King tries to bum rush Bob with a series of wild strikes but Bob uses good footwork to avoid the assault.

King gets caught flat footed, as Bob shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
King looking to control.

Bob stands up from King's guard - Bob perhaps looking for a knockout.
Bob connects with a single shot there.

King is rocked!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bob lands a big uppercut and this one is all over! His foe lies motionless on the canvas - a massive one punch knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:10 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Billy Bob!
A relieved looking Billy Bob thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.